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Thought I would share with you idiots who I met over the weekend and talked with. He was very humble and I hope you all enjoy the pictures.

A guy goes into Canada Post to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "OK, have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes", he says. "I was in Afghanistan for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes, a bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Disabled in your country's service! Well that qualifies for bonus points. So, looking at the regulations, you have already got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am” The guy is puzzled and asks, "if the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?" "Well, this is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

Hey all, sorry haven't been on much, had a big month with B'day's and family. Hopefully things will settle back down for awhile, be able to come kick some ass's (LOL).. C u all soon..

You have to go through the rain to see the rainbow Hope it works out in the end for you Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

wow, that's the start of my day every day!! LOL, Johnny!

The biggest and the smallest at the XI EU fest.... Innit @KillingmanXI??? ;-p (JAYsus_NL and KillingmanXI)

That is pretty epic to have the Incredible Hulk holding the >XI< sign

http://www.msn.com/en-ca/money/technologyinvesting/dead-people-and-pets-are-being-forged-into-sparkling-blue-diamonds-—-heres-how-the-process-works/ar-AAoTs2p?li=AAgh0dA

An 80-year-old Texas rancher goes to the Mayo clinic in Rochester for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?' 'I'm from Texas and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm In such good shape. I'm up well before daylight riding herd and mending fences and when I'm not doing that, I'm out hunting or fishing. In the evening, I have a beer and all is well.' 'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your father when he died?' 'Who said my father's dead?' The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your father's still alive? How old is he?' 'He's 100 years old,' says the old Texan. 'In fact he worked with and hunted with me this morning, and then we went to the topless bar for a while and had some beer and that's why he's still alive. He's a Texas rancher and he's a hunter and fisherman too.' 'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your father's father? How old was he when he died?' 'Who said my Grandpa's dead?' Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's' still alive?' 'He's 118 years old,' says the man. The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went hunting with you this morning too?' 'No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.' At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married!! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?' 'Who said he wanted to?'

This is what happens when you try and stop me from crossing the Bridge.

You kidding, that's my whole day !!

Welcome my friend ! Very nice to see you in the forums here you will find many things and bunches of idiots Oh yeah and that Bds1961 guy is full of B ig D onkey S hit

I 've known about this for a while now and stipulated to my wife this is what I want done....and shes to wear me to special occasions....

I don't know where "Rolling Stone" got their cover story about our Prime Minister.He's down in popularity right now over here.This is what the magazine said about him in the USA.Only reason he got voted in I believe is cause he legalized weed all over the country next July1st/2018. http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/features/justin-trudeau-canadian-prime-minister-free-worlds-best-hope-w494098

I had a feeling it wouldn't last, i play during UK daytime so it is always difficult to find anyone playing our server, the graphics are not pretty enough for some and you can't bunny hop or freeze people, it's all they are interested in here m8, then of course how many actually bought the game (which was very cheap) who put there names in for the FREE draws....not many at all i think, it's a shame but i played Red Orchestra and Rising Storm 1 since 2011 and i will continue playing this when time and other games allow it.

Life sucks at times .but stay strong and thing's will work out

FOREIGNER "Feels like the first time 1978"

: Jane and Arlene Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her ...cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

The original Real HULK,

I want to thank all the idiots here for the nice condolences and remembering my father AH1 (David Brick). I would like to thank Crash also for starting a post in remembrance of his ex father in law. I am formal member of XI where issues arose with prior funds raised for a great member here. I still struggle to resolve that prior issue due to finances. One day I do hope to take care of that matter. I am only using his computer and internet to give you information. XI has always been great for me many years ago and for my father AH1 up to his passing. This XI family definitely helped me, my father and many others through some hard battles in life. Thank You all for supporting AH1 and gaming many many hours with him. Thank You So Much, Jason Brick P.S. - My father passed peacefully and in no pain in his home. I will leave some information here and pictures and also pictures from just 2 weeks ago of his surprise b-day party: http://www.gjfuneral.com/notices/David-Brick

As title says. Had a blast!!! Sorry for the people that couldn`t make it. You really missed something!

That's Belle Isle Crack.

its sweet seein ur side of the view to think i could be on my side lookin towards u... and u the same lol

First off breath!! Take a couple weeks to get your head together then go forward. From 16 yrs old to 35 yrs old I swear I had a different job every year. Just a suggestion...You have a very good reference from your 911 and security employment. Maybe open up your own commercial cleaning company. Go to a couple of small businesses that have small offices and ask if they need a cleaner. They may say yes. It will keep you active, in shape and good for the diabetes. Great for taxes. You claim everything you buy. Keep all receipts. It worked for me. I am a diabetic type 2. In Canada I had my own commercial cleaning company for a few years before I retired. I did all the cleaning for 2 building myself. Took 6 hours a night. When I gave them the quote I figured $36 per hour plus supplies so I asked for $5000 per month and they agreed. If it has a kitchen say kitchen is not included. Never do the kitchen.

Nice t-shirt Jay

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to ... unless your in prison.

I'm extremely far from perfect... been through too many jobs for a 33 year old Sent from my SM-G935P using Tapatalk

Keep your head up. Stuff like this always happens. I'm sure you will find another job. Dont let it stress you out too much at home. Romance the wife be there for the kids and take a deep breath. no one is perfect. We just need to take it as it goes and move forward from when life decides to test you.

'Life is a piece of sh*t, when you look at it' But even shít can be positive some day I've been through many struggles in my life as well. Divorced parents, depressed mom, jobless for about two years without any plans for the future. Eventually, something will cross your way and all the stuff you resented and made you question the beauty of life, you pick up and take it along with you as courage and/or to inspire and guide other people. Stay strong buddy, things will get better. All the rain that falls today, won't be falling tomorrow!

Should be good than!

HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeFunnyHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaW!

Was it really necessary to re-post this picture!!!! Eye bleach - eye bleach Yo frenchi - mordre moi

Give her tags

@WildPenguin

Not only are my ears going, I'm apparently officially blind as well.

We had some fun with snapchat haha

Xtremeidiots do the gay pride in Berlin !

this is way more difficult as in bf4