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plustot ce genre de salue lol très anglais j en conviens lol

The Dead Cat A Kindergarten child told his teacher that he had found a dead cat. She asked him how he knew the cat was dead. "Because I pissed in his ear," said the child. "You did WHAT?" cried the teacher. "I leaned over and said PSSST! in his ear and he didn't move." ACQUITTED Noticing a sign on the main street saying " Fortune Teller Upstairs" a woman decided to give it a try. In a darkened room the mystic peered into her crystal ball. She waved her hands over the crystal ball and appeared to be in a trance like state. After a few moments she snapped out of her trance and looked up at the woman and said "There is no easy way for me to tell you this but your husband will die a violent death within the year!" Visibly shaken the woman took in a deep breath. After composing herself the woman looked the Fortune Teller in the eyes and asked "Will I be aquitted?"

Cigarettes have warning labels on them because they are addictive and destroy lives....yet Vaginas are allowed to roam free?

Reminds me of an Arbys Big Montana sandwich..........Yum!

I had to phone the Police earlier because two girls were fighting over me, the Cop said "what's the problem"...i said "the fucking ugly ones winning" Ok enough bad jokes from me today

Free vaginas? Free vaginas?? Where do I find them??? You got me all excited SoB - better have a location

A police officer pulls over an elderly female for speeding while driving her husband to a doctor's appointment. The officer approaches the vehicle and attempts to explain that he stopped her for speeding. She looks at her husband and asks, "What did he say The husband replies, "He said he stopped you for speeding." The officer asks the elderly female for her driver's license, and she turns and asks her husband, "What did he say?" "He wants to see your driver's license," the husband replies. The woman hands the officer her license, and he notices that she is from his old hometown. "Oh wow, that's my hometown," the officer remarks. "This is where I had the worst sexual encounter of my life." The woman looks at her husband and asks, "What did he say?" The husband replies, "He says he knows you."

I have close to 1000 maps on my pc. I've tested about half so far with the mw2 mod and out of that 365 loaded and didn't appear to cause any problems, so there are lots of potential maps. Though how many of those are actually any kind of fun *shrug*

As we both know, this is no surprise. God, I hope it turns out well for the hostages.

Be careful posting that @Sonovabich>XI<, you might offend someone again and have this post removed. LMAO!

Lol. Didn't laugh myself into a comma. Think I became an exclamation mark though.

bds1961 gets this evening's sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet award!!!

Might Work

"Possibile"? I doubt it very much. Intentional is more likely.

Stop looking at my Dick pic.

u post whores

Happy Birthday Renegade45 Happy Birthday and have a great day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0u5gg0jXLg Watch this from 2:40... Learn this lesson!! Also 4:30!! @tsw 8.5 @Goon @Texas @Cobranss Make sure he watches this!!!

Dutch Elvis!

All, I have been playing COD2 for since it came out. I have played all the others through Black Ops. I hated the others as all it was about was who had the best hack of the day. These servers seem to have the hacks under control at least that is what I believe. I have a 10 year old PC that I play COD2 on, I get killed a lot and I do not care. For me it is all about having fun and laughing with the others online as I know, with my current machine, i will never win when I am up against the newer systems and that is ok with me. I just want to say to all the guys and gals that play COD2 on these servers that you all are great. MacDaddy, BlownbyLa........, Pain, Bart, Grumpy, ROCKETMAN, Rosa, Starfire, BDS1961, Logan and all the others, and as my mind is going and I cannot remember right now. I look forward to getting online when I can to relax and enjoy the game. Thank you SAMIAM

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I'm sure all the Girls would love a boyfriend as thoughtful as this.

Have a great day Renegade45

Happy Birthday!

Hope you've had a great birthday!

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!

happy b-day

Yeah... @Dirk Diggler We all know you like spending time in hot tubs with other men! You don't need to post a video of it!! Ninja inviting yourself to tickle dicks!! Get yer ass back in Diablo beech... We miss ya!!

happy birthday

Happy day, happy day. Many more, por favor. Ayaq

dirk diggler the dick tickler ..you idiot ..but we still love you ..