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Pepper ball to the nuts for the win Alex. Start at:20 and enjoy.

And guess who was in Stormcrows team, OUI OUI MOI!!!!!! whahahahaha

Okay, so the first good news is more about why I've not been on my favs, COD2 & COD5 much lately. Besides our short summers here in Michigan, the time had come to overhaul the house, 20 plus years after adding on to it. Roof needed replaced from all the abuse it gets from the sometimes harsh winters and winds we get. So, we opted to "get the red out", you might says, so once roof was done (by others, too steep for me these days) I replaced a lot of wood siding and trim, following by staining both garage and home. Watched a lot of beautiful days roll by, but busted ass for about 4 weeks around day job to get done. Need a few more touchups and accents replaced, but here's a few before and afters:

Learn to camp..... damn i near spit coffee on my screen reading them words LOL

Then, I would propose: "two chicks and two balls to fun kick" (copyrights free of charge )

All I heard was "blah blah blah."

Too bad it wasn't a double tap!! One for each of em!!

How you gonna be the tourney (I corrected the spelling for you) winner, Boomboom when you don't have a working GPU?

My buddy Hxtr announced a few days ago he was leaving Facebook and the countdown started and i am pretty sure Facebook went down about the exact time he terminated his account today....i knew he was the Supreme Being....Facebook can't cope without him

Im in! Can I join a female team, and shower together after the match!

Jacques Cousteau l'a fait probablement il y a 50 ans

4 vs 4 is really good - more to thaw for me

http://www.pcgamer.com/the-best-pc-games/

And not everyone thaws their teammates

Not everyone is a Nighto or a Bromo or a Smithers or a @WildPenguin

Thanks SoB for bringing up the topic of wrinkled balls - everything you wanted to know can be found below http://www.mensjournal.com/expert-advice/12-things-every-man-should-know-about-his-balls-20141201/the-truth-about-getting-rid-of-wrinkles https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070630123625AAph2OQ https://www.drugs.com/answers/husband-wrinkled-plastic-feeling-scrotum-penis-2917349.html http://forums.afraidtoask.com/topic/15017/i-have-a-wrinkly-saggy-old-looking-pair-of-balls

Anyway, what can you do with an half penguin? Even a wild one

Of course, it is what I said, indeed

Yes, I think it's a very good idea. But it would be necessary to draw twice, once among French people and once among all the rest

Still being tested i believe but should be out soon, looks like i will get my arse kicked in the desert now too.

Small Map Rotation 2 map mp_78bathroom map mp_asylum map mp_egn map mp_hospital map mp_killhouse map mp_koshiki map mp_little_town map mp_opera map mp_trainingcamp Medium Map Rotation 5 map mp_78hellcatraz map mp_agx_depot1 map mp_agxstlo map mp_beuvron map mp_cassino5 map mp_crossroads map mp_cw_trainwreck map mp_docks map mp_eindhoven2 map mp_ict_stone map mp_line_of_fire map mp_mohdv2 map mp_nightmare map mp_pds map mp_ravine_v1 map mp_ship_n map mp_snr_carentan map mp_snr_kassel map mp_toujane map mp_wolftown Large Map Rotation 1 map mp_13_townville map mp_ax_simmerath map mp_bgaden map mp_byalistok map mp_caen_night map mp_contrav2 map mp_derailed map mp_foy_nite map mp_hunt map mp_mohaa_dasboot map mp_omcbrest_ffa map mp_agx_port map mp_ps7 map mp_rtcwchateau map mp_snowypark map mp_snr_stmengs2 map mp_stalemate map mp_suburban map mp_v2 map mp_vodka map mp_xi_castillo Cheers Beers

So proud of my Godson, Paul Adams. Yesterday chosen as Captain and today named 2nd team All SEC.

4v4 sounds good to me as well. Less camping.

Yeah that site is just clickbait....

Clickhole is Satire.... Did you ever think that they are "Testing" our Limits with a planted story of Rubbish? They probably wanna go down this road of PC but are not sure how much it will hurt their Brand. So I will say this, I don't think they are doing this yet. If so, They won't ever get a Red Cent from me. But I bet they want in institute some kind of PC Garbage like this, but wanna see How Much We Will Take First. I have a "zero tolerance policy" on PC bullshit just like they do with people like me , so my meter just went to Ten....

I did, his name is Frenchi

Frenchi - vous avez trop de temps sur vos mains - venez aux États-Unis et apprenez-moi à parler français

There it is...[emoji106]

To hell with that. I want a Wolfenstein server!

J aurai bien imaginé une équipe @chili, @wildthing @stang on aurai appelés : explosion en plein vol lol

Wanna start a team with @StanG @jumper and I ..we will be called the " Bs Rage beeeches" probably quit after one round, but , it will be fun. or @Exe @FRENCHI and I. we will be called the "Menage a trois" Now this would be fun.. or @StormCrow @FunkyChickn and I . we will be called " Death Budha" We might spaced out on date though.. Let me know beeeches...

Ah so many disrespectful comments come to mind but I have just acquired a second grandchild so I am feeling all warm at fuzzy at the moment - congratulations on your pending arrival and despite what you say about it being tiring for YOU, well done to the Mrs

grandmother is not in it yet, cool down a bit.

Looks good... Can't wait to see finish work... [emoji106] Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk

plustot ce genre de salue lol très anglais j en conviens lol

The Dead Cat A Kindergarten child told his teacher that he had found a dead cat. She asked him how he knew the cat was dead. "Because I pissed in his ear," said the child. "You did WHAT?" cried the teacher. "I leaned over and said PSSST! in his ear and he didn't move." ACQUITTED Noticing a sign on the main street saying " Fortune Teller Upstairs" a woman decided to give it a try. In a darkened room the mystic peered into her crystal ball. She waved her hands over the crystal ball and appeared to be in a trance like state. After a few moments she snapped out of her trance and looked up at the woman and said "There is no easy way for me to tell you this but your husband will die a violent death within the year!" Visibly shaken the woman took in a deep breath. After composing herself the woman looked the Fortune Teller in the eyes and asked "Will I be aquitted?"

I'm sure there is a Bouncy Castle at our local Mosque, everytime i go past there is always loads of shoes outside.

An 80-year-old Texas rancher goes to the Mayo clinic in Rochester for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?' 'I'm from Texas and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm In such good shape. I'm up well before daylight riding herd and mending fences and when I'm not doing that, I'm out hunting or fishing. In the evening, I have a beer and all is well.' 'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your father when he died?' 'Who said my father's dead?' The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your father's still alive? How old is he?' 'He's 100 years old,' says the old Texan. 'In fact he worked with and hunted with me this morning, and then we went to the topless bar for a while and had some beer and that's why he's still alive. He's a Texas rancher and he's a hunter and fisherman too.' 'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your father's father? How old was he when he died?' 'Who said my Grandpa's dead?' Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's' still alive?' 'He's 118 years old,' says the man. The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went hunting with you this morning too?' 'No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.' At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married!! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?' 'Who said he wanted to?'

The patientA male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure.A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath."Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other.Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says! Very slowly,"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely ... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

Two hillbillies walk into a bar to wash the dust from their throats and grab a beer. They are standing at the bar drinking their beers and talking about current cattle prices when all of a sudden a woman at a nearby table, who was eating a sandwich, begins to choke. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The women violently shake her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" the other asks. The ...women don't answer begins to turn blue. The hillbilly then runs up behind her, lifts up her dress, yanks down her panties and runs his tongue all over her ass in a circular motion until finally the woman becomes shocked and it sends her into a violent spasm and the obstruction flys from her mouth. As she begins to breathe, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. The other hillbilly says to his friend, "Ya know? I'd heard of that their HIND LICK MANEUVER, but, I ain't ever seen nobody do it. A woman goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love-making she asks him, “What is your name?” “I can’t tell you,” the black man says. Every night they meet, and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds the same, he can’t tell her. On her last night there she asks again, “Can you please tell me your name?”... “I can’t tell you my name because you will laugh at me,” says the black man. “There is no reason for me to laugh at you,” the woman says. “Fine, my name is Snow!” the black man replies. The woman bursts into laughter. The black man gets mad and says, “I knew you would make fun of it.” The woman replies, “I’m not making fun of your name. I’m thinking of my husband who won’t believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of snow every day in Jamaica.”

It's great to see them go back to the original.

Why do some people think nerds look like engineers out of the 60's?

Got it fixed. Luckily I found a config file that was a month old.

i will be getting it. it looks really good.