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So since the last time I posted a tattoo (which was a while ago), I've gotten two new ones! Most recent one today - and I'm soo happy with it. The newest one, I'm so in love with it. Lotus flower on my back (it's smaller than what it looks like on this photo)

A man went to the Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, Washington, to have his wedding ring cut off his penis. According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1. Having your girlfriend find out you're married. 2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis....OR... 3. Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring. .......Tough call. You decide.

Please bann Bouncing Betty. She always kills me without warning. This behavier can not be tolerated. It is annoing to read always Bouncing Betty got me. Ok Ok it took a while for me ( as a N00b) to understand who / what Bouncing Betty was. First I was searching for the player Till I understood it is not a player , but it can be configurate in the profile. But can you immagine how often I said nice words to this "Lady" Cya on server Zagor

For all who wants to visit Scotland. have fun. More to come. Cya on Server

OH DEER. BIKER DOWN!! While riding my bike yesterday, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?" As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.” "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my girlfriend will like me doing that!" "Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my girlfriend won't like this." We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my girlfriend is going to be really upset so I'd better go now." "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Still in the ditch with my bike, I guess.".

Hey AMD is just fine if we did not support amd I promise you intel would just do nothing to get better

I dont have a recommendation for a laptop. I will just agree that your first question is whether or not you need mobile, and then mobile gaming, because of the price. For years we have heard about the demise of PCs outside of business but laptops just cant keep pace with growing technologies and the ever-increasing needs of software.

FEEL ME?

Brought her home today... dont have a name for her yet. It is a '92 Gibson SG Standard. If you know guitars ya know the SG Standard came with a rosewood fret board. This one must be from end of run and they ran out of rosewood. Instead of stop production they upgrade parts. This one has an ebony fret board normally reserved for the SG Deluxe. Makes it a bit of an odd ball guitar... perfect for this odd ball!!!

Wow! nice! I really want this: But I have never had a tattoo before. What's it like getting one?

Your just glad you met others like you, or you would have had to been locked up.....

Heh well thats their fault for not protecting themselves with their own Betty watching their backs.

....or players looking out a window

A favourite trick of mine is to locate a sniper, creep up on them and plant the betty behind them before stepping back and shooting it!

publié par une amie ce matin j es bien aimer

once you lay down with betty? you will see it is alright

Nice score Stormy...very nice indeed!!!!

welcome to XI

Welcome to idiot world!

Good for you Stormcrow Happy Guitaring....I have an SG too with P90 pickups in cherry red, my fav guitar Go Angus go ACDC.....lol...

Please lets not do that: she is a good friend til Slo fry gets in the game! Best used against Morris and Deerjohn--LOL

LOVE LOVE LOVE Dr Hook!!! Grew up on these guys!!!!

This is for StromCrow hope you like it!

WOOO HOOOOO!!!!! I did a live video on Facebook last night of me fucking around on it playing 3 Monster Truck songs. The lead guitarist of Monster Truck rocks a SG also.... he just liked my video!!! Hes been on my friends list a couple years now, gotta love when the creator of the riffage is liking you rocking it out!!!!! Got musical boner right now!!!!

If I was aware of your plan, I would post a new reply every 10 minutes just to mess with ya and keep ya busy.... Opportunity missed there lol

Nice picture - the one on the left and right are up for tags - the FUGLY one in the middle gets to play with @loaderXI 's perverted parrot!

When you play with boobs usually you play with both of them!!

Welcome to the forums I call dips on the left one!

Guitars not too shabby either huh!!!