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LMFAO, Run D.M.C., aka @RobMc. We just came in from fishing 'cause the Captain's uncle died of a massive stroke. And yes, dear sir, I always remain sober while commercially-fishing: it's dangerous enough without trying to do it while drinking. Naw, @Sonovabich>XI< isn't my arch-enemy; he's just annoying at times and ignorant of world history. And yes, Sweet Rob, I'm sober as a judge whilst my fingers do the talking. Caribou-hunting season is open right now, and the Captain wants to take me up the river in his fishing boat to see me make my 600-yard kill shots (with my Remington .30.06)--the ones I've been bragging about all summer. Lol. My cousin is arriving on this morning's tide. I'm going to pick him up so we can discuss our plans to hunt for gold in his "hot spot." It'll provide fodder for my sequel: "Gold Mining with Sasquatch, Vol. II," by AyaqGuyaq>XI<. Love ya, man--in a "non-gay" kinda way, of course. Ayaq

"With just one look I was a bad mess, 'cause that long cool woman had it all..." Ain't it the truth? :-)

In the winter I crossed the street with my son. The sidewalks on the other side were not shoveled. I tripped on a piece of ice and face palmed. I was like wtf LOL Lights turned green and a couple cars beeped their horns as they drove by LOL Does the beeps count as being laughed at? If so, then whoop whoop I am still young hahahahhahahah

Blubber soup, pan fried blubber, deep fried blubber, blubber sushi, blubber steak, blubber stew, blubber pancakes, blubber scones, blubber pizza, blubber slicks & eggs, blubber patties, blubber dogs, breaded blubber, blubber nuggets, blubber blubber blubber, the list can go for days LOL

RYZEN 5 Upgrade Combo: AMD RYZEN 5 1600 6-Core 3.2 GHz, ASUS PRIME B350-PLUS AM4 AMD B350, G.SKILL Flare X Series 16GB (2 x 8GB) DDR4 2400

Ayaq my boy, presume you are resting and recuperating after your last gruelling adventure ? your body still wracked with pain after that fish hold fall ( you weren't drunk were you?), get well soon my friend. Now as you, and our other readers know following my motorcycle accident and now officially a cripple ( I love political incorrectness), or for the liberals physically disadvantaged, (phew covered all angles), I act out my adventure fantasies with your help. I have other fantasies too, and have put these to some of our ladies, however the police have now convinced me that I may not pursue these any further, shame? You realise I'm now an active participant in our new book (note 'our'), and constantly looking for material for it, we need to convince the readers of the hardships and bravery of you guys in the upper 49th. So far we have a rugged and intrepid hero (you), guns, bears and a romantic interest in your moose with the blond wig, the basic ingredients ( Timmah will be getting excited at ingredients) of the story, but we need more material. Then this morning watching flying wild I came across the perfect location Barrow (bet you live there?), what a hellhole, perfect for you to base yourself, more bears than people and the locals live off your aphrodisiac - blubber. We could get you to harpoon whales from a rubber dinghy dressed only in a loincloth ( this will keep the ladies drooling over you) then wrestle it in the water until it succumbs ( no, no not sexually, don't get too excited). We could even get AngelZ and Timmah to give us some delicious blubber recipes that could be served at the XI fests, how about smoking some blubber, better than what our members generally smoke methinks? After that picture of Storm pleasuring Angu5 after bourbon think what will happen after consuming blubber? We could be in for a lot of new members around 9 months after the fests, although I dread to think what names they would be called, or what they'd look like, would two heads be an advantage in gaming? You are quiet again, that can only mean you are working on the next chapters, I'm excited , in fact so excited I'll need to change the bedclothes, how you doing buddy?

I just wanted to wish PainKiller birthday wishes! I hope you have a good Day

Rotation 13a 22 maps sally modified map rotation 2 put in 03 08 18 dadda2 map mp_beltot map mp_broadcast2 map mp_caen map mp_cbble2 map mp_crownfort map mp_fabrika map mp_farm map mp_fav map mp_novoutpost2 map mp_seatown map mp_sbase map mp_bacalao map mp_stalingrad2 map mp_aosta_valley map mp_office2 map mp_prisonblock map mp_blackrock map mp_fart_house_v2 map mp_burgundy_bulls map mp_coldfront map mp_asylum map mp_sand_dogs maps are in the downloader server will need restart admin please post this thread when done enjoy

server restarted at 20.05pm thank you dadda

I installed the new Quake game and I like it. We had a Q3 server running for a while and a Unreal server. Most have not gotten much action to justify keeping them. But I still play the old games. I still find Kingpin servers running. That was a cool FPS. And there are still Q2 servers up and running. I hit them up now and then.

Thanks for all your work Merlin ! It's been really nice to have and try new maps lately ! I was happy to see Carentan on ans some others of the DM servers. Good job !

Lol

Ayaq my boy, I feared you had succumbed to the hardships of your adventurous life as you had not replied to this post. However my mind is now at rest after seeing you get a dig in at your arch enemy (and my friend) SOB, it is sad that us bullshitters battle for prominence amongst our fellow idiots, but I sense the day is coming when we need to stop bickering and unite. There will always be threats from rival clans, their envy and jealousy will surface eventually causing us to fight for our position in the gaming world. It came to me last night (only thoughts come nowadays sadly), that we may be forced to field our finest regiments against the oncoming hordes. Who would that be? who would be the top twenty we would pitch headfirst at our foes from all COD genres. The realisation dawned that a high proportion of these would be our ladies who one for one punch far above their weight. They appear to be more intelligent with tactics, better shots and very quick. So as an experiment this week I have purchased a nice little summer frock from the web which I shall wear when playing this month to see if I improve. I will tell the neighbours it,s a kilt which will cause no problems as I live on the Scottish border, the make up may be more difficult to explain. I will practice my squealing every day, drive erratically and drop any logical thoughts that enter my mind, keep an eye on my scores fellow players they will improve for certain. The road to success beckons (on high heels?)

Not far past the full moon, a few hours of unique happiness; I've commented on this in times past, and to my surprise, more than a few can't relate; so here is an short elucidation:

For Channel catfish, I use bluegill fillet; for Flatheads, I use live bluegill hooked below the dorsal fin. There's times where I'm out there in the middle of the night, lose myself to the surroundings & come back to find hours have passed in what seemed minutes.

I play Doom 2016... quite fun. Have not played the Quake Champs.

congrats ..nice computer ..

Makes the ragequit go more smoothly...

I am surprised this thread didn't go to the politics section beside my 2 baby tantrum pics of the trump balloon LOL Some sour pussies that do not see the humor in shit hahahahahahaha

Can we have this section removed please, on the grounds that it upsets miserable minge face twats.

cant wait to tubem !!!!!

Thanks everyone for all the birthday wishes, it was a great day! shoot you all later!

And the new soundcard ????????????????????? Old one a bit fuzzy, sounded to us as though you were screaming?

Nice step up from your Commodore 64. Now.... if we can just get you upgraded from dial-up.

He will Blabber more after that Blubber

I think I found the solution LOL

Angelz I'm lying watching an episode of alaskan state troopers and it seems that in the arctic they have an alcohol problem, cause of 90% of all crime. This helps me in understanding Ayaq's ramblings at times but it gave me a great idea, blubber in vodka? Do you think you could come up with a recipe?, with the combination of alcohol and blubber we could help those statistics get to 100%, think how grateful people would be?

well better there than under the tires lol

nice dont forget the special mic booster lol