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The next rotation for DM1 is in. Small map rotation map mp_algiers map mp_carentan map mp_dugin map mp_hospital map mp_killhousev2 map mp_ripac map mp_villa Medium map rotation map mp_agx_depot2_night map mp_anzio_beach map mp_ax_neuville map mp_boneville map mp_cityhall2 map mp_cw_dawnville map mp_dinant map mp_dundygrad map mp_gits_harbor map mp_haguenau map mp_jsvacant map mp_makin_day map mp_murmansk map mp_nijmegen map mp_powcamp_n map mp_riverbank map mp_streets map mp_toujane_rmk map mp_wolftown map mp_xfire_bay map mp_byalistok Large map rotation map mp_78townville map mp_altered map mp_beertruck map mp_beltot map mp_city map mp_dogville map mp_foy_nite map mp_hill78 map mp_konigsberg map mp_little_village map mp_montargis map mp_panzerfact_winter map mp_rtcwchateau map mp_silesia map mp_sps_xian map mp_townville2 map mp_v2bunker map mp_waw_caen map mp_wdocks Cheers

I've been hooked on Porn video games lately, sometimes I make it to first base other times its a homerun!

hiya all i have 5 steam keycodes to give away for arma 2 every month for free there's no requirements to have a code but there are a few rules no account can receive two codes e.g. for their friend or kids etc one per person first come first served codes are sent out in order of post old to new the game is free and you don't have to play it but i would like if you would try the game at the least once a code has been sent to a person (in a pm) you won't be given a second code if you lose the code e.g.. failed to activate as i know personally all the codes work as they are paid for through steam same if you lose access to the account if you need help setting up the game drop any of the arma admins a pm on the website or join ts (prefer it's on ts as it's easier to communicate this way) other than that if you want the game just post below and i'll get back to you as soon as i can I look forward to seeing you in the servers

Please welcome Sixgun to the COD4 Admin Team! Congratulations on your promotion!

Daniel I'll be back soon lol. Thanks for asking Stomme lul ?

Me: Shit, I’m full dead! Teammate: Hurry up and get back over here, I’m keeping them away from your body! Me: I’m on the way!

You saying you have some recommendations??? I mean if I was in to that sort of thing and all lol

please come back in the game Queen, I miss the cutest namecalling like “ sukkel en stomme lul” ?

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$150" Man - "Sold." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,"How much?" Boy - "$350" Man - "Highway robbery. Sold." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The boy says, "$500" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth with the Priest to confess his sins and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that crap again, you're in my closet now."

You into amateur? ?

1, 2 or 3

Debbie does Dallas the video game is my favorite right now

Personal reasons. Too much I have power trippers around for me. Takes the fun out of the game. Waiting for some changes and I'll probably be back. Also I work a hell of alot too.

Not if you don't marry them, once you do they join the 'in' people In bed In the dark In one position and Infrequently

I would try these out but am sure that, like the real thing, the computer characters would get a headache...

Oh my god...... Congrats !!!! ????

congrats!

Rotation #2 21 maps Put in 2/13/20 LOCO map mp_4hanoi map mp_aquadukt map mp_athena map mp_backlot_snow map mp_beltot map mp_bjwifi_port map mp_brokenroad map mp_caen map mp_cassino map mp_chicago map mp_e_streetstation map mp_arbo_a map mp_fav map mp_funland map mp_goodtimes map mp_hhk_sandman map mp_moh_sfrance_b1 map mp_ncc_1701 map mp_prison_block map mp_m_town map mp_shipment_island Server Restarted 8:22pm pst

Concrats an next time kick @Roxy! when she is on spec "the hole" day.

Welcome, & congrats, Sixgun

congrats

I have been coming here for a little over 3 years and I can't remember if I did an intro post so I am making one now. Hello everyone. My name is Angelz. I am going to be turning 62 this year. I have been a member of these forums for a little over 3 years and I have also been on teamspeak here and there introducing myself to everyone who was on. I started online gaming in 2001 when my husband showed me the game Medal of Honor, then Spearhead came and then Breakthrough. I was then hooked on shooter games. During my Spearhead days I had the opportunity to be involved in setting up and organizing tournaments with over 32 clans participating. We gave away money and pc parts to the top 3 winning clans. We held one tournament in COD4 when it was first released. During my COD4 years I spent a lot of time playing in leagues where I had a lot of fun. Back in my Spearhead days I was involved with the anti cheat program DMW World. The US/CA clan I was in at the time came out of a UK clan that created DMW World. Later in COD4 I was a streaming admin for PBBans. I was also involved with cheat police and a couple other anti cheats. A mate of mine was playing in an XI server one night and asked me to come play with him and the rest is history. I have had a ton of fun playing on all XI servers over the years. Now I just have COD5 installed as I kind of bored with COD4. That's all for now. If you have any questions let me know and I will answer them.

sig queen 4 sure! she made me 2 ..surprised me with 1st one(old sig base..but 10x better)..truly made my day

Always puzzled me why some people needed 'tours', did they think the lady sitting partly clothed in the window was cooling down after a hot bath? Or were they real perverts and needed to see every one in case they missed something? Perhaps this, looking at the date, is a pre emptive April fool, a country with an open drugs and prostitution policy trying to now hide these from tourists is very weird. I'd love to know the commentaries on these tours, ' This is Lucretia, a cross dressing dominatrix, specialising in pain and suffering', did the sad tourists get their rocks off on this? Glad I'm normal :- now back to my rubber suit.

Rotation #1 25 maps Put in rotation 02/13/20 LOCO map mp_mirage_b3 map mp_bo2mir map mp_sab map mp_overgrown map mp_skidrow map mp_tobruk_4 map mp_4nuketown map mp_wallendar_4 map mp_4t4scrap_s map mp_backlot map mp_brokenroad map mp_countdown map mp_dawnville_rota1 map mp_hk2 map mp_rebel_b1 map mp_dedust map mp_fallout map mp_m_town map mp_isla_beta1 map mp_forest_houses map mp_kabul_moh map mp_archives map mp_deserttown_v1 map mp_death_street map mp_doowood Server Rebooted 9:05pm pst

yes,,just for fun

Bloody hell I just realised its been Ten years for me. ? Now I know I am getting Old.... October 2009 How time fly's. Back then I was called Baldiemeat ??? I can not remember what year it was I changed it to just Baldie. Oh well here is to the next Ten Years

Lol

In the backwoods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called in to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.” Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. “Don’t be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there’s yet another wee one to come.” Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another baby. “Now don’t be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there’s yet another!” cried the doctor. The new father scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor. “Do ya think it’s the light that’s attractin’ them?”

Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub.He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton.She replies, “A bush.”The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father while he’s in the shower.He asks, “What is that big long thing hanging between your legs?”His father replies, “It is a snake.”A few days later, Little Johnny walks in on his mother, once again in the bathtub. He asks, “What are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?” She replies, “Headlights.”A couple weeks go by and the little boy walks in on his parents having sex.He yells, “Mom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!”

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house. After some time, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, “What took you so long to answer the phone?” She says, “I was in bed.” “In bed this early, doing what?” “Getting a second opinion!”

A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said “Can you please help me, I don’t know what hole I’m on.” She told him “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 7, you’re on 6.” He thanked her and continued playing golf. On the back nine he got lost again. He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed. “I’m sorry to bother you again but I’m lost again, can you please tell me what hole I’m on.” She told him “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 14. You are on 13.” Again, he thanked her and continued playing golf. When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As they were drinking and talking he asked her what she did for a living. “I’m in sales.” He replied “no kidding so am I. What do you sell?” She said it’s too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to know what she sold she said she’d tell him if he promised not to laugh. He promised. She said “I sell tampons.” He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically. She said “You promised you wouldn’t laugh.” He replied “I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help it. I sell toilet paper. I’m still one hole behind you.”

Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant “Steve’s Place” and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I inquired “Why the spoon?” “Well” he explained “the restaurant’s owner hired a consulting company to revamp all of our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. “If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.” As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced it with his spare. “I’ll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.” I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter’s fly. Looking around, I saw that all of the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So, before he walked off, I asked the waiter “Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?” “Oh, certainly!” Then he lowered his voice. “Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also learned that we can save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of our you-know-what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%. I asked quietly “After you get it out, how do you put it back?” “Well” he whispered “I don’t know about the others, but I use the spoon.”

@DEEJAYKEG HERES THE FIRST TWO OF A SET OF FIVE. iTS NOT ALL THE MAPS BUT A GOOD CHUNK. Let me know when you have them i'll upload 3 and 4 https://drive.google.com/open?id=1_ks7r1R2NoIWmhs83ZQL-IacnOqXFGGP https://drive.google.com/open?id=1h2gcsWJjVesWBldAqeODEGQbsJoLGsi-

Your the sig queen. You did my sig without me even asking. Now that I know you better I would like to say thanks again. You don't need an intro cause everybody know your great work.

@RobMc No? I'm not a midget?

You've come to a great place to learn, we have some experts here, are you a midget? or do you know any, we're getting short ?

I don't know anything about these games but I'm sure getting a homerun with us women isn't supposed to be easy so you could argue that there's some realism there ?

Got a new computer, spent a week downloading games, patches etc and now trying to get COD4 working... I could give up the will to live! If it isn't DirectX it is Punkbuster but I don't know which...

1 was great, 2 was too hard to get a homerun, 3 is great, lots of variety

What they started making you work now? Bastards

For myself, it's that I find other games to play really. Nothing else than that. I dedicate most of my time to CoD2 if I am not off playing something else in my extensive steam library or other platforms I have. I still come onto CoD4 MWF2 FT every now and then though for a good laugh depending who is on or the map being played.

Wait till you get to higher level stuff on that game. You won't hear the end of trash talk and personal attacks.

I grew up, haha. (Some of you might not even get that) But seriously, I work a lot and have interest in other games besides cod4 really. Plus, a lot of the people I grew up gaming with aren't around anymore. I don't know half the people who play in the servers now.

Was playing a lot, mainly the DM2 server, when wifey worked afternoons and me on days. She quit the job, which greatly reduced game time, except with the COD2 gang weekend mornings. Fortunately, she’s looking to go back to nights again soon, meaning game time will increase again and we’ll have more money!! Win, win!

sorry billy I went the other way. I went out and treated my self to a bose system .this is one time that smaller was better

Me blondie