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We can create polls on here but everyone doesn't come to the site often enough to get an accurate poll. I still think we have the 2 servers, 1 has FF on and 1 has FF off and then people have a choice, after a while I'm sure the masses will migrate to one and then we will know what people want, or we get 2 servers going and people can play the way they want.

The nurse last night said that Lili is doing better. She opened her eyes, but she is not able to follow commands which the nurse said she is still under sedation. She is at 50% on ventilator and went down 10% ventilator pressure. So, this is good. Her blood pressure and heart rate are good. She has not been on her belly since the past Thursday.

Happy Birthday Cobra Bite's! Hope your having fun up in COD Heaven?

Many years ago Casanova died, and went to God for judgement. God gave him a choice of interviewing the guardians of Heaven and Hell so he could choose between them. First he went to Heaven. Heard the Angels sing and asked if they were available. God said NO, they are all perpetual virgins. So Casanova went to Hell to speak to the Devil and the Devil took him on a tour of Hell. As they walked through hell there were many beautiful women sitting at table with bottles of vintage wine. So Casanova opted to stay in Hell. The gates of Hell closed and Casanova went to the nearest table and picked up a bottled of wine and lifted it to drink from. But no wine spilled and looking at the bottle Casanova said this bottle has a sealed neck. He tried another bottle and it was the same. So he turned to the Devil and said “these bottles are stoppered so I cannot drink the wine”. “Yes.” said the Devil. “Just wait till you try the women!”

One Sunday, when counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. “Ma’am, I couldn’t help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate.” “Why yes,” she replied, “My son sends me money every week, and I give 10% of it to the church.” The pastor replied, “That’s wonderful, how much does he send you?” The old lady said, “$10,000 a week.” The pastor was amazed. “Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?” “He is a veterinarian,” she answered. “That is an honorable profession,” the pastor said. “Where does he practice?” The old lady proudly said, “In Nevada. He owns two cat houses in Las Vegas, and one in Reno.”

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. “Ma’am, I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.” “Oh, I’ll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home.” “That’s fine. Another thing, ma’am - I don’t like the way that one rein loops across the horse’s back and around one of his testicles. I consider that animal abuse. That’s cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away!” Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop. “Well, dear, what exactly did he say?” “He said the reflector is broken.” “I can fix that in two minutes. What else?” “I’m not sure, Jacob ... something about the emergency brake...”

More than a jerk... He's got more aces and pushes all the time in my doubles...

Shooting and knifing Shiny (most games)

@Mule He's an Idiot. Idiots do stuff like that all the time. lol

Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168”. The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”. Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors. The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”, and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.” The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Mrs. Bill Clinton?”

Usually have a leftover pizza once a week... with the dough I pull out when refreshing the culture in the fridge. That or yeast rolls, or ciabatta, or a nice loaf with some sweet butter & perhaps some cheddar.. maybe even stuffed with ham... now I'm hungry again.

Thanks @babyback. I had a great Eid day considering. Typically we would've friends family visiting us, exchange gifts and sweets, this year it was more virtual hugs and sending gifts via mail.

I need points to get my blackjack fix, do you? If so Post here!

Out of pure curiosity, if you all had to pick one game (or franchise) to play for the rest of your lives, what would you pick? For me it's the Mass Effect series, they hold a special place in my heart. A very close second place would be Undertale, check that one out if you've not heard of it, highly recommend.

A wealthy Arab Sheik was admitted to hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his type of blood in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn’t be found locally, so, the call went out. Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman in appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, 5 carats of diamonds, and $50,000 dollars. A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. The hospital telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate more of his blood again. After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Black Magic chocolates. The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had before. He phoned the Arab and asked him: “I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me another BMW, diamonds and money ... but you only gave me a thank-you card and a box of chocolates.” To this the Arab replied: “Aye laddie, but I have Scottish blood in ma veins now.”

Happy Tuesday!!

lol

i send you a pm with the map file

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. CobraBites (46)sam-i-am (53)

1st. Battlefield 1942 with Desert Combat mod. Close 2nd. Medal of Honor Allied Assault

Delta Force Task Force Dagger (2002) was my first game, and first time I joined an American clan, other then that I would say maybe Total Annihilation (1997).

Happy B-Day, Miss ya buddy.

I don't play Civilization games either, but some do. This was just something I stumbled upon..... Like Sally's claymores........ ???

That is certainly one way, sometimes it works other times not. Then again, people having a discussion, even if many don't participate (like presidential elections) and coming to a decision is preferable.

Glad it's working! On one of the many posts it suggests making the iw3mp.exe read only which has solved the update issue for me.

Delta force 2 but with updated graphics. Best game ever.

Going to install WAW what patches do I need I have the disk. Thanks HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaW!

HEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!

You're very good at whining like a bitch ??

I don't like it, some players gonna wait others to die, then steal them. You can have no more tactics with your killstreaks with that perk, have to use it directly without question. One of the prupose of getting kills is to get the killstreaks and use it the right moment, on the right place (on the right player sometimes). I think that perk ruins tactics. And FU DECKARD ! (not personnal ?)

Well I clicked on PB by mistake did all the patches seems to be working fine. But for some reason the downloads were really slow I don't know why (was like an Amazon site?)so I went to another site all good ty for your help.

When is the last time anyone played this? I installed it tonight was a BLAST! Would be cool to get a server for this! HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaW!

When you post a new topic in a topic already started may get confusing. Start a new one next time. But ya do what Sammy said good luck.

i can give you this one to get familiar with it everything is in there i fixed a few things that didnt export this was exported from cod4 let me know

It doesnt shoot down helicopters. UAVs. Care packages. Artillery launchers. Also, the SAM is a team weapon that seeks out and destroys the enemy as opposed to a local one that simply protects whoever happens to be there three times. It also has a decent chance at shooting at a B2. As for more admin work, that is certainly true. Just add it to the existing list of dealing with bad behavior. In this case however it should be pretty easy to spot. As with everything else, its cost benefit. Does one outweigh the other. For the vid, one of the first two kills didnt apply to your streak. Its quite likely that the victim had a deathstreak going. One of them, the next death is not applied to the killers streak. Otherwise, works fine. As for the Trophy System, it does in the game only of course not RL. Such as the ac130(except the 25mm), predators, and reapers. If it was RL, there is no such thing as a man portable trophy system that you can throw or plant. https://callofduty.fandom.com/wiki/Trophy_System

Timmy, I suck at BBQing but do love eating BBQ ? especially the ribs.

It should. Will check it out.

Potential suggestion... That may or may not work here...! Have a poll for the 2 different sides of opinions on certain topics? E.g. to keep or to get rid of FF? I am not sure if on this forum you can create a poll. And if you are would you want to keep it to XI members only, etc. Just thought it may potentially help out? ?

After a recent update S+ seems to be back to normal all servers working as they should be big thanks to the creator of S+ for listening to me whining a bitching

GG included Harry ???? shouldn't it be lick?

COD4 Doh! lol And GTA5 a bit when no one is online.

I say keep friendly fire then I can kill the fckrs I don't like whatever team they're on ? ?

Home for lunch for a bit. I think I see the problem is likely duplicate image files in a couple iwds. That can often cause the problem. Did a lot of work yesterday to try and get the 2400 problem taken care of (Flemishtown) and it was late when I put the iwds back together and uploaded to get something ready for today. Will take care of it when I'm off work. ? Some things, like friendly fire, have been an option for a very long time on most servers (cod4 and 5). Of course mods like ACE set running speed and jumping to fit what they wanted to do. FF does have the problem in ftag in that the victims are frozen instead of the usual respawn, similar to S&D norespawn. It is arguably unfair, so it can be done differently. That said, also havent gone through all the settings. Looked and jump height is likely not the same value set in the other server. Yes the 60 seconds was for testing to get the map rotation to go fast and I neglected to change it. So... have a little virtual meeting and hash out the pros and cons of FF. Then decide accordingly.

Not empty. They were full of Idiot love. Hahaha

Nice; Now cook some ribs & take some fucking pictures!

I am not a believer. I only believe in the present and the people who abhor violence in the name of a god. But I wish the good Muslims all the best. I know that in every sport, there are idiots around who commit crimes.

That did it - thanks everyone for the help. Just to close the loop on this: the sticky on the forum tells you to copy that iw3mp.exe file (that is in a link) to your Call of Duty 4 directory. If you reinstall or use Steams 'Check Integrity', you must copy it again. I was trying to many things at the same time. Thanks again