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A Public Service Announcement on How to Wear A Mask Properly

Hey fellow Idiots! After 3,5 years of frustrations and studying my ass off at the university, I can officially call myself a NURSE!! ?? Even though the pandemic is making it more challenging and scarier than ever, I couldn't be more excited to start working full time.

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

?? thanks to @sEXyB3asT for the pic!!!

Saying 'Computer' when switching from cable tv to the computer is giving me Star Trek: TNG moments. Also: The cat's trippin' watching me play games on this screen.

Chewy getting an inordinate amount of tactical nukes from care packages, not sure if insanely lucky or something is broken. Two in one map there and I know he got another last night. Now Reaper got one. Edit - Had a few people ask if more recoil has been added to Smr. The latest update feels more softcore than it did, less bullet damage? People also getting filesum mismatch on mp_sab. Also there are now random defrost/gunfire/reload noises. It's like there is someone there but there isn't. Happened on mp_sab and mp_fr_street so far.

I'll help as I've just learned 1/. Save up every penny you can 2/. Learn how to count to 21 ( you might find this hard) 3/. Kiss your points and say goodbye 4/. Deal 5/. Now this is the clever part, think you are smarter than him, he loves this 6/. Press any button, it makes little difference you will lose anyway 7/. Start again, this is where you think you'll earn it back, he loves this 8/. Play until it's all gone 9/. Cry 10/. Tell yourself this humiliation was fun

Oh we know bds lost his, the lambs were gorgeous

Hell, Sabre must be shitting a brick????

Your virginity is the sacrifice instead.

Hello all! I was recently invited to join the XI clan by an admin, which I happily accepted. I pretty much only play COD WAW freeze tag and interact with a lot of great peps. Feel free to check out my profile , and thanks in advance! Peace

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Spartacus (52)

No. I hit 21 with only two cards

I was playing late one night and this dude came on my teamspeak. His mic failed so the only store open near his house was a dollar store. He picked up a mic for a dolla to do him till the next day. I had no idea his mic broke I just thought he was the silent type lol He got back and told all of us what happened and I said your using a dolla mic right now and he said yeah. I said well your clear as can be. He used that mic for over 5 years.

I’m safe I have the kids as cards for proof that 10 seconds of pleasure was worth it

Go to the dollar store pick one up. You will be surprised. You can test your system making sure it’s the mic and then you can keep it as a spare after you upgrade.

LMAO Rob. So true, every point. You get this glimmer of hope when you win a few hands in a row then he's got you and takes you to the cleaners. Hahahaha

This is waaaay to true ???...... ? Especially nr. 7

Next round of updates now online.

Or wardogs I bet @bds1961 is scared too, he's just hiding it.

Yea, better than normal Rosie

With all the uploads sometimes the odd setting gets unknowingly changed. After everybody finally goes to bed and I can upload stuff... assuming I havent gone to bed first... I will set it to 2.

Please Welcome Mindphazr To Our Clan

It is strange, whenever I game and see players names, most of the time songs just pop up, like whenever REO is playing, (replace Lido with REO) I start hearing And now with this COVID-19 situation, MY CORONA song pops up alot. This video is funny AND the music is good too, Enjoy!

update to servers minor issue's fixed when balancing between servers took place all is fine again with the world have fun !!

I getting name mismatch an gun mismatch an get kickt every round now ?

Rotation #13 24 maps by Sally map rotation 2 put in 06 04 20 by Pengy map mp_rundown map mp_remagen map mp_freeb map mp_slums map mp_bridge map mp_82ab_space map mp_southfrance map mp_subway map mp_argel map mp_ctan map mp_dustcod4 map mp_kabul_moh map mp_lake map mp_townville map mp_turnpike map mp_bjwifi_toujane map mp_remontna map mp_tigertown_v2 map mp_destroyed_village map mp_dust3 map mp_jor1 map mp_pic map mp_pow_rld map mp_kufah map server restarted at 10:10 a.m. EDT by Pengy Enjoy!

Wow? you have 4 kids?

I picked me up a cheap boom mic at Amazon that seems to do the trick for me. It comes with a one sided ear piece which I don't use (I use my pc speaker system).. I only use it for the mic.

Reels you in, hook line and sinker...

Was your reaction like this?

lol

about time

Low Rotation #8 map mp_arbor_storm_ok map mp_blue_river map mp_bungle map mp_citi_swamp map mp_death_street map mp_firingrange map mp_grinder map mp_killhouse2 map mp_lgc_attic map mp_nuketown map mp_pb_vantive map mp_osg_roadrage map mp_roundup_day map mp_shipment_island map mp_steamlab map mp_u7_trinsic Medium Rotation #8 map mp_82ab_chateau4 map mp_ancient_final map mp_asylum_revisited map mp_beltot map mp_bo2cargo map mp_bo2overflow map mp_borisbeta map mp_capture_the_house map mp_cgc_crossfire map mp_countdown map mp_de_nuke map mp_dome map mp_equestriana map mp_forest_houses map mp_gridiron_night map mp_homeroom map mp_iclan_night map mp_junkyard map mp_land map mp_mbb_ourparadise map mp_mtl_havoc map mp_nvabase2008_final map mp_osg_cargo map mp_overgrown map mp_psycho map mp_redzone map mp_scrap map mp_slick map mp_struggle_dawn map mp_township map mp_velka_zdamice map mp_wg_beta High Rotation #8 map mp_bjwifi_port map mp_blue_village map mp_cdi_mision_isla map mp_d_day_74 map mp_deserted map mp_fabrika map mp_fr_mgdx4 map mp_gitten_r_done map mp_karrak map mp_modern_mice map mp_osg_flood map mp_ps7_cod4_01b map mp_rusmata map mp_tempest map mp_twin2 map mp_vukovar map mp_xi_islandv2

So as many know I go thru blowup dolls often so if everyone could "donate some points" it would help me maintain my supply should I win the $150.00 Amazon card...Giggity giggity By the way if you help and I win you can help name them and I will be certain to bang the hell out of them one at a time by name selected of course ?? ( I will be giving out medals as well ) Help a brotha out and contribute today ? https://www.amazon.com/Inflatable-Blow-Up-SÉ-X-D-ÕLl/dp/B086WG1WSZ/ref=sr_1_53?dchild=1&keywords=blow+up+doll&qid=1590947122&sr=8-53

RIP our prayers are with your family

RIP

Wow sorry to hear this news condolences to his family.

omg......rip my friend

RIP Numnutz?

Rip nummy, you will be missed

RIP old friend , You will be missed

r.i.p

Not Nice!

Anxiety... JANEY ... -->

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No wait there's more! Reaper ->>>>