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...pan that I bought was substantially larger than the previous; so much so that the poor lasgna made according to original proportions looked disquietingly piteous. (It nonetheless tasted great) Can't have that. Had to double up... plus some extra for the next rip. So: 2 lbs. sausage, ~2.5 lbs. hamburger, 2 cups short of a gallon of proprietary sauce, 2 lbs. of cream cheese instead of that nasty ricotta, seasoned to my sensibilities. Some cloves of garlic, basil, oregano, Italian seasoning, etc. Total weight was 13 lbs. & some ounces. Think I've found a new top-5 iteration. So damn good. Don't be hatin'. ***Edit*** Oh yeah, there was also a layer of swiss slices, too...and some Monterey Jack... also ~8 ounces of freshly-grated Parmesan. It demands your attention to enjoy it.

“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.” .A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, “Look, buddy, I’ll bring ya’ martinis all night long — but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill.” The customer replies, “I’m peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it’s time to go home. A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she’s blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i’m blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain’t explaining the joke 4 times.

Been asked to do an intro Old sens has only been with you since 2014 (Feb) I thought all you guys would by now know the most skilful deadly good looking player on the servers Most of you die by his hands Well this is the intro He is billy no mates apart from ( Wildthing) maybe be a few others. Lives on own no lie he lives with his Fav Girl Kuma means Bear in Japanese amazing Akita, gentle loving calm has had many more pics taken of her then ?? Wait for it OLD SENS. (No idea why) Old sens now 99 so when playing all bare that in mind he can't run as fast as you lot and eyes are bad , so maybe you could be nice and shoot to miss . Sens has been asked about Senzei name, well just in case no one has worked it out he is actually a Sensei in his arts. Loves Martial Arts and has been teaching since he was 18 (thousands of years ago). Loves his dogs or dog as he only has 1 left. The virus as with thousands/millions of others has ruined his business and just hopes 2021 changes and all can look forward to getting our businesses and lives back. Also was a keen motorcyclist Goldwings BMW Yamahas etc, but can't get Kuma on rear seat and as she is with me 24 7 a car was needed Loves F.T great servers Love the banter I have with several of the clan, as you know you kill old sens you are a TART. If anyone wants more info about old sens/kuma please ask. PIC BELOW IS me WITH Steve Collins (boxer for those who do not know and the one and only Kuma. Anyway I think that is enough about your loving old Sens Happy Xmas all

my new kill record Muahahahaha!!!

The next rotation for DM3 is now running. Hope this is not a dud like last one . Sorry folks, it was a map mess-up. Small map rotation map mp_78bathroom map mp_breakout map mp_fritzkrieg map mp_hospital map mp_killhousev2 map mp_nachtfeuer map mp_snr_seals_2 Medium map rotation map mp_506th map mp_agx_abusimbel map mp_agx_eindhoven map mp_argentan map mp_bf1942_berlin map mp_clum map mp_cw_neuville map mp_decoytrenches map mp_dinant map mp_eindhoven2 map mp_hob_mohdv2 map mp_lao_cai map mp_mohdm1 map mp_murmansk map mp_newvillers2 map mp_pds map mp_remagen map mp_snr_matmata map mp_the_cube map mp_waw_chateau Large map rotation map mp_78townville map mp_agxdepo map mp_ax_brecourt map mp_bessie map mp_caen2 map mp_corregidor map mp_cw_hurtgen map mp_desert_storm map mp_foy_nite map mp_hunt map mp_kwanriver map mp_mohaa_dasboot map mp_outskirts map mp_ramelle map mp_sfrance_nite map mp_snr_st_mengs map mp_stalemate_1 map mp_townville2 map mp_vm_crash map mp_winter_war map mp_xi_castillo Cheers

The next rotation for DM1 is loaded and ready for next server restart. Small map rotation map mp_agx_castle map mp_crate_yard map mp_hgy_c map mp_kauten map mp_maquina map mp_radiorelay map mp_yuko Medium map rotation map mp_agx_burgundy map mp_agx_market map mp_argentan_n map mp_bellicourt map mp_broadcast map mp_byalistok map mp_courtyard map mp_cw_trainwreck map mp_downtown map mp_eindhoven2 map mp_feba map mp_lapatrouille map mp_mohaa_dv map mp_nachtzug_2 map mp_overleaf map mp_railyard map mp_sabre map mp_sweat_blood map mp_warsaw map mp_yomi map mp_waw_peaks_s Large map rotation map mp_13_townville map mp_agxdepo map mp_ax_trainwreck map mp_sfrance_nite map mp_byalistok map mp_camp_merc map mp_cw_strasbourg map mp_ederdam map mp_gtown44 map mp_kharkov map mp_lost_temple map mp_outskirts map mp_renan_bridge map mp_bridgefthunt map mp_southfrance map mp_suburban map mp_ugcarena map mp_vodka map mp_xi_shima Cheers

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."

Absolutely love the work he does; wish I could roll around with some lions like that.

Could you imagine how many bags of cat treats and catnip you would go through a month? lol My big furrball Manx can't go through a day without her morning treats. She Loves these things. https://www.amazon.com/Temptations-Mixups-Treats-Catnip-Holiday/dp/B00OLSARS2/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=TEMPTATIONS+MixUps+Crunchy+and+Soft+Cat+Treats%2C+16+oz.&qid=1607204926&s=pet-supplies&sr=1-1

He just Face-timed me. He had a great sleep this afternoon. He loves the hospital food. I'll bring him roast chicken and vegetables tomorrow. We are so grateful he can contact us with his Ipad.

oops guess I missed that point, and the fact that he didn't put it into the cod4 part of the forums (oh and this is for budman) ....

Just a sweet ol' pussy cat!!!!

A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?” One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says “Oh just a beer”. The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”. The man said “My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”. The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”? The man siad “Well the month is up tonight”. One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him." So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder. "Excuse me sir," he starts, "but I noticed you look just like me!" The second man turns around and says "Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?", "I'm from Dublin", second man stunned says, "Me too! What street do you live on?", "McCarthy street", second man replies, "Me too! What number is it?", the first man announces, "162", second man shocked says, "Me too! What are your parents names?", first man replies, "Connor and Shannon", second man awestruck says, "Mine too! This is unbelievable!" So, they buy some more Guinness and they're talking some more when the bartenders change shifts. The new bartender comes in and goes up to the other bartender and asks "What's new today?" "Oh, the Murphy twins are drunk again." A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender replies "$1". The customer completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender "Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?" The Bartender reply's "$5". The guy still amazed then orders everything and after he is done eating his meal then says "Wow, this place is amazing, I really wish I could meet the owner of this place". The bartender then says "Oh well, he's upstairs in his office with my wife". The guy looks all confused then asks "What is he doing upstairs in his office with your wife?" The bartender then says "The same thing I'm doing to his business".

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds. An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to his home town. On a hunch, he checked the town’s cantina, and sure enough, there was the robber. The only other people in the bar were the bartender and a scrawny, older man at a back table. The time was right to make a move. The ranger drew his revolver, charged into the cantina, and announced: “You are under arrest. I get a reward for you, dead or alive. Tell me where the money is, and I’ll let you live. If you don’t, I’ll shoot you right here, and save myself the trouble of having to take you back to Texas alive.” But the bandit didn’t speak English, and the Ranger didn’t speak Spanish. As it turned out, the scrawny man at the back of the bar happenedd to be a lawyer. He knew the robber, and was bilingual, and quickly offered to translate for the two of them. The ranger said: “Tell him that if he doesn’t tell me where the loot is, I’ll shoot him here and now.” Upon hearing what the Ranger had said, and seeing the cold look in his eye, the bandit knew that the Ranger meant it - if he did not give up his loot, he was a dead man. Terrified, the bandit blurted out in Spanish that the loot was buried in an old barn at the outskirts of town. “What did he say?” asked the Ranger. The lawyer answered: “He said, ‘You don’t have the nerve to shoot me, Yankee swine.’” ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out. The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him. The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!” The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out. The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar. The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT! The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, Superman.”

And there's a piece missing out of my lasagna why???

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Xp3rT (30)MsRude (44)

I'm so sorry, Weed. It's got to be painful not being able to sit and talk with him. You and your family are in my prayers. Hoping he comes home soon.

No he's not ?

I know mate you dream of being as good senzei deadly finishings skills you can only dream of you TART

When it comes to power supply's get more than you think you need for future upgrades, if you are like me and tie wrap all the cables its a pain in that butt to cut them all of again just to upgrade the power supply. When looking at M.2 NVME drives AMD has pci-e 4.0 which is faster for storage drives than 3.0. Intel is suppose to launch pci-e 4.0 next year to compete with AMD. AMD has made great strides to improve gaming on a single core which Intel had bragging rights up till now. Make sure the chip and board you get can work without a bios update, or you will need to update the bios first which is not that easy sometimes.

wow Timmah hope your not alone to eat all that , invite me ill bring the wine (virtually lol))

FFS you live in an army barracks ? they're getting bigger every time

I'm sure that Angelz will make a new one as nice as the 2020 one ! Although in the meantime @Merlin007, you can use one of these (one even comes in Holidays colors !) :

Thank you Merlin !

Thank you Merlin

Thanks Merlin .........

Thanks Merlin .........

Congratulations josh! It will change everything for you and for the better. You will look at the world in whole different way. Make sure you cherish every moment because they grow too fast and next thing you now they are telling off while at the same time borrowing your car...LOL.

Nice. How about a new year one cause i can't wait for 2020 to end.

They say dogs take and look like owners so sens is cute

Thank you for your appeal...... please be patient until the banning admin responds

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

https://fb.watch/2abrviwLHP/

check this one out

Rotation #28 25 maps Put in rotation 12 03 20 by Pengy map mp_blackrock map mp_bridge2011 map mp_brokenroad map mp_cgc_crossfire map mp_coldfront map mp_cc_night map mp_cuf_gutter map mp_d2c map mp_d_day_74_night map mp_broadcast2 map mp_de_aztec map mp_daybreak map mp_fallen map mp_dahar map mp_fsd_witp map mp_mw2_term map mp_gitten_r_done map mp_highrise map mp_bo2turbine map mp_hip map mp_hillside map mp_homelandsecurity map mp_locality map mp_nvabase2008_final map mp_gvft Server restarted @ 12:02 a.m. EST by Pengy Enjoy!

Bout time you did too fckr ?

20 years old and finally got laid eh? lol Congrats bud.

Congrats @FunkyJosh>XI< I think he needs a PigLo

Hammer ?, every idiot will be wondering this, is your wife really clever ??????

wow that was a smack in the gob

Congratulations Josh! I'm super stoked for you! I'm sure @HudsoN will be thrilled with the name choice too

Yea, FU @BUDMAN

looks like a mediocre from a cook book. which is the norm. Same thing at all google posts. I will post mine soon but very diff. Than yours not your grandmas my own!

This appeal and its replies are in a public forum and can be seen by all. What server were you banned from?: >XI< MW2 FREEZETAG 162.248.95.178: 28960When did you get banned?: December 03, 2020What was your in-game name?: Smithers>XI<What is your game GUID (if known): D61F4060-4EC1-4505-8A7E-E02C3F1476ADWhy do you think you were banned?: Don't know ... maybe I don't shoot straight ??!

Dot dear turn OIL upside down

It was the blonde asking if she could buy a 710 cap at the garage as she'd lost hers? OIL

How to Shower Like a Woman Take off clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry hamper according to lights, darks, whites, man made or natural. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If husband seen along the way cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom. Look at womanly physique in the mirror and stick out belly. Complain and whine about getting fat. Get in shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, loin cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash hair once with Cucumber and Lamphrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. Wash hair again with Cucumber and Lamphrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. Condition hair with cucumber and lamphrey conditioner with enhanced natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes. Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair taking at least 15 minutes to make sure that it's all come off. Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead. Scream loudly when husband flushes toilet and water loses pressure and turns red hot. Turn off shower. Squeegee all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of small African country. Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel. Check entire body for remotest sign of spots. Attack with nails/tweezers (if you can find them). Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If husband seen, cover up any exposed areas and then rush to bedroom to spend hour and a half getting dressed. How to Shower Like a Man Take off clothes while sitting on bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to bathroom. If wife seen, shake knob at her while shouting Way Hey!! Look in mirror and suck in gut to see your manly physique. Admire size of knob in mirror, scratch bollocks and smell fingers for one last whiff. Get in shower. Don't bother to look for wash cloth, don't need one. Wash face. Wash armpits. Laugh at how loud farts sound in the shower. Wash bollocks and the surrounding area. Wash arse, leaving hair on soap. Shampoo hair but do not use conditioner. Make Mohican hairstyle with shampoo. Pull back curtain to see self in mirror. Piss in shower. Rinse off and get out of shower. Fail to notice water on floor because shower curtain outside bath for whole shower time. Partially dry off. Look at self in mirror, flex muscles and admire size of knob again. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on floor. Leave bathroom light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel,grab knob, go "Yeah baby" and thrust pelvis at her. Put on yesterday's clothes.