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Holy shit! A rooster on a chicken leg!

Hi, my name is Matt, but my real name is Joe Canadian<XI>, master grenadier trained by the one and only Spanky<XI>. I was gone for a while due to some career choices I made, which was nice cool and dandy for a while until I decided to start working independently, which has turned out to be a great idea. Leisure time has increased exponentially, and even though I do travel a lot, I have purchased a proper gaming laptop at a decent price, that allows me to play pretty much all the games available out there except for VR, which is kinda of a blessing because the last thing I want to see , way too close, is a naked Budman or TBB getting an oriental massage with a perverted and forced "happy ending". See you soon guys, I do miss you a lot. Matt Ps. Mr Pain lol. You are fucked dude, run for your miserable life

You're in luck, I'll be soon marketing the ultimate drone 'The Voy Air' Brilliant hi res and zoom for beaches and topless sunbathing in back gardens, features such as 'nipple focus', are standard. Programme in your favourite hot spots, lie back on your couch and press 'seek' it heads for your favourite 'hotty', up to 30 hotty's can be pre programmed. Get your trenchcoats ready for this one, it is a guaranteed sell out before Christmas, you can look the kids in the eyes when you tell them 'Santa is coming' Features :- Live or recorded playback Detects shotguns being pointed at it Digital sounds record those grunts and screams as though they were in your bed, features a heavy breathing booster Automatic ugly chick switch off Hooker detector and many many more, don't buy until you try No perverts please

Me as a child

@Shadow You've got a French leg, though...

Old joke The old farmer in Ireland says to his son 'Heres £30, get yourself to the market on Saturday and buy a new cock, the old ones on it's last legs' So dutifully the lad walks 10 miles into town, of course in the market square the pubs are open, being hot and thirsty he pops into one. The inevitable happens and he spends the money on drink, only £1 remains, OMG he thinks, my Dad will beat me black and blue. In desperation he goes around the sellers trying in vain to buy a healthy cockerel for £1, no luck. Then he comes across a stall where this cock is on a chain with a hood on it's head. Puzzled he asks the vendor why?, seeing his chance the vendor gives his sales pitch about not wanting to tire it out in the sun, but assures the boy that the cock is insatiable and just what he needs, so the deal is done. Arriving back at the farm the old farmer looks sceptically at the raggy bird, but decides to give it a chance, they go to the first henhouse, undo the chain and remove the hood. The cock blinks twice in the sunlight then jumps through the henhouse door, feathers fly everywhere and the squawking is tremendous. Five minutes later the cock struts out of the henhouse and dives in the next one, same thing, feathers fly. They look in the first henhouse and the hens are exhausted, literally shagged out, pleased the farmer says to his son 'lets have a cup of tea while the cock does his business'. They are just pouring the tea when glancing out of the window they see the cock, eyes closed on his back in the middle of the yard with vultures circling overhead. Thinking he's overdone it and dead they rush to the cock, just as they arrive he opens one eye, and from the corner of his beak says :- 'piss off, they'll be down in a minute'

LOL!! Great to hear you'll be available for some good times! I have been looking at gaming lap tops to. I don't need one really but my desk top PC is aging and a laptop would be a lesser investment to stay current with the hardware neede to handle todays memory hungry games. Looking forward brother, I can't wait to slap your bitch tits!

Nah - he's a man's man - takes it straight

Fake news, we heard you watching the Terminal list.

fermented, at least?

It works ,Thank you

Looks foul to me, but probably tastes like chicken, looks like he blew a fortune on it ?

I've restarted the server, give that a go. Any problems, post back.

Niceee. Don’t fly it to far I made that mistake once . It came back. But. Not worth the risk

With help from Duc we have the baby pic game ready to go. A couple things before you hop on the page 1. You must login on the page, you will see the login button at the top, if you do it after you picked, you will loose all your picks and have to start over. 2. On the PC is the best way to play it, you can click the box under each baby pic(each has Alphadog name in it, click it to get the drop down) to choose who you think it is. You can see all the grown up pics at the bottom of the page. If you're on your phone there will be an empty box you click to choose who you think it is under the baby pic 3. Hit submit answers after your done below the baby pics 4. I will have winners next weekend. Here is the site to play the game https://xi-picturematch.azurewebsites.net/ Any questions just message Rugger

New rotation maps are map mp_1078carentan map mp_82ab_richemont map mp_akushima map mp_alcazaba map mp_algiers map mp_barracks map mp_burma map mp_camp_merc map mp_dugin map mp_get_lost_3 map mp_jsvacant map mp_jungle map mp_kneeriver map mp_konigsberg map mp_maquina map mp_opcenter map mp_shallowgrave map mp_stanjel

hell yeah!, I may grab one of these here soon. Amazon had the mini 3 on sale for prime deals, but I didn't bite. I would love to see these in action or any vids ya do. if setup a youtube channel for them or whatever lmk! here is a link to mine Shawn Auman - YouTube

One of my income sources is inspecting weld quality of various Ford truck frames at a facility that manufactures them from rolls of steel coil. They taught me how to weld, then placed me in the department whose sole job is to take them apart. Which can be tricky depending on the weld & it's location within the frame. Which involves finding, marking, cutting... then grinding + polishing the weld to prep it for measurement & evaluation of its various features. I like measuring. It's air-conditioned. Cutting with the plasma torch in this fucking heat... not so much. Fat boi becoming slim Tim; literally melting the pounds off of me.

I didn't find an idea for the tee-shirt but found the music for the fest, as a "fil rouge"

I guess 1am EST is a bit late ...

Yuk, good Vodka ruined, wtf is 'Fairy Floss' ??? you Aussies gone rainbow ffs??

Yes but deliberately spelt incorrectly as 'a play on words', come on now Guru ?

Enjoy. Thanks for the post.

i saw ya and i told you i be right back.... you left before i could even sat back down.i had to let my dog out, budman and you said in chat youre watching terminal list

Very sad news, we play so often on weekends with him....we will missed him....prayers for his family from bakke an hexi

This reminds me of a stand of dead oaks in the middle of some woods I've visited over the years while hiking, deer hunting... replete with some crows that like to frequent the area.

Nice TAT - but we'll have to let @RobMc determine if it's a nice cock - that's his specialty

Thank you. I will try it a bit later when I'm back home

Rugger said I got three right. Didn't keep my answers, so I don't know who's who. This was me, by the way.

I've been really looking into the mini's too. The extended battery puts them at like a 40 min flight time, but bumps ya over the 250g registration limit. How is the camera? My FPV limits are screwy, like max height is set in meters. We are only allowed 400ft here in US. I set mine to 400, and the return to home height at 200, not knowing it was meters. So when I hit RTH it would start going waaay up, well 200m is like 600ft. So, maybe double check that stuff. I really wish these had a manual flying mode, but still very cool! Does the mini have tracking features or cinamatic flight paths for doing videos?

Looks like it could be fun!

Rage has always been one of my go to bands for when i ride.. nothing like having the radio jamming full blast on a Harley rolling 85 MPH down the highway screaming "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!!!" lol

Hope you show up, even for a few @THE MEEK @tacobill @BeerGoat @Johnny3Time @JoeCamel @WeednFeed @Hoth @Unexist @Draygunnar @E-raser @Buddy @MordBlack @McGrim @BlackRose @Wardogs411 @1lkysob @Duffy @Mightymike1 @FunStick @Ruggerxi @pitbullpete @REO @Hawk @wildthing @Demonio @Hefe33

@Merlin007 or @Ruggerxi, can you tell if it's going to come back ?

Did you spot any Russian tanks ???

NICE!!! Post some more shots if you get a chance

Say it aint so Joe !!!!

Hey Joe/Matt/My beech we have missed ya dude...Glad to hear life is treating you good and you will be able to join us again... Looking forward to seeing you in game !

A bit of an asshole? If that's the case the covid has improved your etiquette. Get well and go back to being the full fledge asshole we have played with for years....

That's not Cheyenne, that's Penguin.

** UPDATE ** I took the photo down as it appears it may have not been entirely accurate I put together the results (I think) based on @Ruggerxi's reply to me. I figured some people were interested in knowing what idiot goes with which baby.... I apologize if I got some wrong (you can blame Rugger)

Welcome welcome welcome to the house of Idiots and Our forums...Nice seeing you here ! Look around, make yourself at home and post as you wish and for those in the back a lovely photo

On a black shirt or other dark color, with red lettering on top, peach outlined in white, and white lettering below, with the heart or other graphic in red. XI name on back with XI Fest 2022.

lol Those aren't peaches! lol Those are melons!

Georgia, It's where the best peaches are to be had, XI Fest 2022!

"XI Fest - It's all peachy until... " * "...Roxy starts cussing in Spanish at you" * "...you are stabbed by WildThing. Uninstall." * "...Pengy has a few too many and thinks talking tax code is sexy" * "...Brady and Daughter channel their Inner Wisconsinite - don't cha know?"

Here is one example