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Holy shit! A rooster on a chicken leg!

Hi, my name is Matt, but my real name is Joe Canadian<XI>, master grenadier trained by the one and only Spanky<XI>. I was gone for a while due to some career choices I made, which was nice cool and dandy for a while until I decided to start working independently, which has turned out to be a great idea. Leisure time has increased exponentially, and even though I do travel a lot, I have purchased a proper gaming laptop at a decent price, that allows me to play pretty much all the games available out there except for VR, which is kinda of a blessing because the last thing I want to see , way too close, is a naked Budman or TBB getting an oriental massage with a perverted and forced "happy ending". See you soon guys, I do miss you a lot. Matt Ps. Mr Pain lol. You are fucked dude, run for your miserable life

You're in luck, I'll be soon marketing the ultimate drone 'The Voy Air' Brilliant hi res and zoom for beaches and topless sunbathing in back gardens, features such as 'nipple focus', are standard. Programme in your favourite hot spots, lie back on your couch and press 'seek' it heads for your favourite 'hotty', up to 30 hotty's can be pre programmed. Get your trenchcoats ready for this one, it is a guaranteed sell out before Christmas, you can look the kids in the eyes when you tell them 'Santa is coming' Features :- Live or recorded playback Detects shotguns being pointed at it Digital sounds record those grunts and screams as though they were in your bed, features a heavy breathing booster Automatic ugly chick switch off Hooker detector and many many more, don't buy until you try No perverts please

Me as a child

@Shadow You've got a French leg, though...

Old joke The old farmer in Ireland says to his son 'Heres £30, get yourself to the market on Saturday and buy a new cock, the old ones on it's last legs' So dutifully the lad walks 10 miles into town, of course in the market square the pubs are open, being hot and thirsty he pops into one. The inevitable happens and he spends the money on drink, only £1 remains, OMG he thinks, my Dad will beat me black and blue. In desperation he goes around the sellers trying in vain to buy a healthy cockerel for £1, no luck. Then he comes across a stall where this cock is on a chain with a hood on it's head. Puzzled he asks the vendor why?, seeing his chance the vendor gives his sales pitch about not wanting to tire it out in the sun, but assures the boy that the cock is insatiable and just what he needs, so the deal is done. Arriving back at the farm the old farmer looks sceptically at the raggy bird, but decides to give it a chance, they go to the first henhouse, undo the chain and remove the hood. The cock blinks twice in the sunlight then jumps through the henhouse door, feathers fly everywhere and the squawking is tremendous. Five minutes later the cock struts out of the henhouse and dives in the next one, same thing, feathers fly. They look in the first henhouse and the hens are exhausted, literally shagged out, pleased the farmer says to his son 'lets have a cup of tea while the cock does his business'. They are just pouring the tea when glancing out of the window they see the cock, eyes closed on his back in the middle of the yard with vultures circling overhead. Thinking he's overdone it and dead they rush to the cock, just as they arrive he opens one eye, and from the corner of his beak says :- 'piss off, they'll be down in a minute'

LOL!! Great to hear you'll be available for some good times! I have been looking at gaming lap tops to. I don't need one really but my desk top PC is aging and a laptop would be a lesser investment to stay current with the hardware neede to handle todays memory hungry games. Looking forward brother, I can't wait to slap your bitch tits!

Nah - he's a man's man - takes it straight

Fake news, we heard you watching the Terminal list.

fermented, at least?

It works ,Thank you ?

Looks foul to me, but probably tastes like chicken, looks like he blew a fortune on it ?

I've restarted the server, give that a go. Any problems, post back.

Niceee. Don’t fly it to far I made that mistake once ?. It came back. But. Not worth the risk

With help from Duc we have the baby pic game ready to go. A couple things before you hop on the page 1. You must login on the page, you will see the login button at the top, if you do it after you picked, you will loose all your picks and have to start over. 2. On the PC is the best way to play it, you can click the box under each baby pic(each has Alphadog name in it, click it to get the drop down) to choose who you think it is. You can see all the grown up pics at the bottom of the page. If you're on your phone there will be an empty box you click to choose who you think it is under the baby pic 3. Hit submit answers after your done below the baby pics 4. I will have winners next weekend. Here is the site to play the game https://xi-picturematch.azurewebsites.net/ Any questions just message Rugger

I hope all had a good weekend. Even when they are trying to scare us with COVID again. We should take precautions, but give it a rest Opto

Been researching drones for quite awhile and finally pulled the trigger. I think seeing some of the member videos and photos helped speed things along in my buying process ? Went with the DJI Mini 2 Fly More Combo. Was simple enough to get setup with the controller and airborne in a little over an hour. First flight I sent over my neighborhood then on the edge of the interstate... pretty sure you can't fly over them I could be wrong. Regardless, I hit the home button and it was ascending to heaven. Not sure if it was trying to catch up with the Webb Telescope or what, but I had to steer it back manually. All-in-all, an exciting initial flight...

first post here. awesome XIs and non-XIs, at least the majority. no names required, except Roxy, just because she is beyond awesome. 1 moh post to membership. FU all (if you feel offended, that is because you do not understand sarcasm)

Don't know much myself. I would really recommend DJI, if you're in the market for drones.

Sweeeeet \m/ what kind? and Mr.Pain a.k.a. "the opossum " .... Joe has a nine millahmeta

I didn't find an idea for the tee-shirt but found the music for the fest, as a "fil rouge"

My heart is heavy and I am having a hard time holding the tears back. I always looked forward to gaming with Stayalive. He was as sweet a man that I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. The man took alot of guff from me for being Canadian, but he knew it was all out of love. Rest in peace Stayalive, I will never forget our friendship. My heart felt sympathy to his family and loved ones.

i saw ya and i told you i be right back.... you left before i could even sat back down.i had to let my dog out, budman and you said in chat youre watching terminal list

Yeah, where are you classless camper slut? lol

I will try to get on this evening after dinner

Gotta watch out for those Canadians.

I doist believe this pheasant seeks the sponge = @Painsponge

So that’s the way it’s gonna be. FU too lol! ?

Welcome! ?

Sucking up to @Roxy! doesn't work @water teknik lol

Hi water, always a pleasure gaming with or against ya.

Welcome...

** UPDATE ** I took the photo down as it appears it may have not been entirely accurate ? I put together the results (I think) based on @Ruggerxi's reply to me. I figured some people were interested in knowing what idiot goes with which baby.... I apologize if I got some wrong (you can blame Rugger) ?

Welcome to our forums among idiots!!

welcome water ?

Welcome. Also...

Awwwww Welcome to the forums my fav lonely wolf ??

FU and welcome to the forums!

Welcome to the forums Water.

WELCOME to the Forums - ask @RobMc to share his gay midget porn collection (hopefully he wont send you the ones he stars in )

Just remember you are always surrounded by idiots around here hahaha. Welcome to the forums. Enjoy. Watch out for Rob's clickbait posts it usually involves midgets and or farm animals.. just saying ????

QUE ?????

You give her the envelope??? Remember Dollars not Pesos, she likes to travel ?

Welcome to the Forums Water!

Welcome welcome welcome ? to the house of Idiots and Our forums...Nice seeing you here ! Look around, make yourself at home and post as you wish and for those in the back a lovely photo

Well howdy there!

NICE!! @loaderXI and I are on our way for dinner!!!!