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You saw my rant after @Barron said about the farmers in NZ being taxed on cow farts? now is the time to have an adult discussion about 'wind' and it's impact upon the world we live in. Please do not giggle like children, this is a dilemma we need to solve, even Basil must fart (in a concealed way of course). We are talking about gas, mainly methane, being introduced into the atmosphere, not helped in the least by Queenies sudden longing for sprouts (is she?? you know?), the wise old NZ PM (currently in the Antarctic) researching parrots, at the taxpayers expense, has her finger on the pulse, so she is going to tax her farmers for animal farts. This has far ranging repercussions, animals fart through eating vegetation, does this spell the end of Vegans???, you know those annoying cunts who tell you their lifestyle is perfect?, are they now to face crucifixion? Let us hope so. It is not long now before we see politicians banning eating, use of any fossil fuel, and inhaling air (oxygen tax), you know it makes sense, we need to become green. Meanwhile China builds half the worlds coal fired power stations, while Russia blows up the nuclear ones in Ukraine, Greata's carbon footprint is the world's largest and we believe everything these charlatans preach. However seeing an opportunity Rob has invented a 'fart harness' for cattle and horses, siphoning off the gas which can then be used as a petrol/gas substitute to power your vehicle to your favourite dogging spot. Anyone who is interested can donate one million points into my account in order that I can continue my research, @AthenA you can't afford it girl. No Fog - Think Dog (See you in the woods)

To answer your question! I have no idea, I’m retired and don’t give darn how many hours are in a week! All I care about is if my OAS and CPP pensions get posted to my account ololololol! Life has a new meaning hahahah Yes I know I'm off topic

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You know what's pretty bad? I was in the store with my mother and all the sudden this fart noise was going on. I'm looking around like....wth is that? My mom has a straight face on and acting like she couldn't hear a thing. Well I pulled her phone out and it was her damn ring tone. Talk about embarrassing

And that is why I will not let you borrow one of my blowup dolls

I have forwarded you 1 million points on a condition that should the wind blow in your favor you return said points 2 fold

once i heard Elon was buying Twitter i uninstalled the app. he is an asshole.. sorry just my opinion

In order to assess the interest of investing, could you post a picture of your "fart harness" so that we can figure out how it would look, either insert in a cow or in yourself if you don't have a cow nearby?

I really think the shotgun should be nerfed a bit. The range for a double barrel is ridiculous, and the fact that it shoots through everything like it's not there.

Thank you!

Thanks Skuza!

Mmmmmmm rob in a fart harness, could be interesting...

i told you that thinking was not good for you rob just wait till he meets the man with the sniper shotty @RANDALL

That's right weed.. enjoy what ya can of the days!! Remember winter is coming in fast too. Will have lots of hours to be frozen hahaha

Hell I thought this post was about a wedding?

Happy Birthday to all of you ! I hope you have a great one !

Happy Birthday!

Big news a comin'. New baby! Stay tuned!

Thanks

Thanks skuz!!

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Painsponge (59)MordBlack (41)CplAh (36)

Happy Birthday Folks!

Happy Birthday Folks!

@RobMcdont spoil your points on blackjack... we need updates of your research..

Happy Birthday!

Is this the one in MineCraft?

maybe rob!

Like Mother, like Daughter? Ask her if she has any fetishes other than sprouts

Please Welcome Jonah son of Tim3839(Existing Clan Member) Jonah is no longer a Junior Member and has bitten the bullet !

That’s party never stops baby

Thank you teki. You are fun to play with enjoy having you on the team

Welcome Jonah, seems like I didn’t get an invitation to that birthday party. You know the one where you graduated from JR

Howdy! Now get back in that map soldier!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

Well to the smart butts club ... Pick up your button on the way out yall. Lol

Happy birthday everyone!!

Happy Birthday guys cheers !!

Thank You Everyone and Happy Birthday PainSponge and CplAh

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i do

Happy Birthday and have a great day

Hey Dlux, welcome to the forum. Always great to play with you. See you on the server.

Welcome jonah, you are a good player