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A Public Service Announcement on How to Wear A Mask Properly

Hey fellow Idiots! After 3,5 years of frustrations and studying my ass off at the university, I can officially call myself a NURSE!! ?? Even though the pandemic is making it more challenging and scarier than ever, I couldn't be more excited to start working full time.

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

?? thanks to @sEXyB3asT for the pic!!!

Saying 'Computer' when switching from cable tv to the computer is giving me Star Trek: TNG moments. Also: The cat's trippin' watching me play games on this screen.

Chewy getting an inordinate amount of tactical nukes from care packages, not sure if insanely lucky or something is broken. Two in one map there and I know he got another last night. Now Reaper got one. Edit - Had a few people ask if more recoil has been added to Smr. The latest update feels more softcore than it did, less bullet damage? People also getting filesum mismatch on mp_sab. Also there are now random defrost/gunfire/reload noises. It's like there is someone there but there isn't. Happened on mp_sab and mp_fr_street so far.

I'll help as I've just learned 1/. Save up every penny you can 2/. Learn how to count to 21 ( you might find this hard) 3/. Kiss your points and say goodbye 4/. Deal 5/. Now this is the clever part, think you are smarter than him, he loves this 6/. Press any button, it makes little difference you will lose anyway 7/. Start again, this is where you think you'll earn it back, he loves this 8/. Play until it's all gone 9/. Cry 10/. Tell yourself this humiliation was fun

Oh we know bds lost his, the lambs were gorgeous

Hell, Sabre must be shitting a brick????

Your virginity is the sacrifice instead.

Hello all! I was recently invited to join the XI clan by an admin, which I happily accepted. I pretty much only play COD WAW freeze tag and interact with a lot of great peps. Feel free to check out my profile , and thanks in advance! Peace

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Spartacus (52)

No. I hit 21 with only two cards

I was playing late one night and this dude came on my teamspeak. His mic failed so the only store open near his house was a dollar store. He picked up a mic for a dolla to do him till the next day. I had no idea his mic broke I just thought he was the silent type lol He got back and told all of us what happened and I said your using a dolla mic right now and he said yeah. I said well your clear as can be. He used that mic for over 5 years.

I’m safe I have the kids as cards for proof that 10 seconds of pleasure was worth it

Go to the dollar store pick one up. You will be surprised. You can test your system making sure it’s the mic and then you can keep it as a spare after you upgrade.

LMAO Rob. So true, every point. You get this glimmer of hope when you win a few hands in a row then he's got you and takes you to the cleaners. Hahahaha

This is waaaay to true ???...... ? Especially nr. 7

Next round of updates now online.

Or wardogs I bet @bds1961 is scared too, he's just hiding it.

Yea, better than normal Rosie

With all the uploads sometimes the odd setting gets unknowingly changed. After everybody finally goes to bed and I can upload stuff... assuming I havent gone to bed first... I will set it to 2.

Please Welcome Mindphazr To Our Clan

Please Welcome Sinbad To Our Clan

Congratulations!

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

Congrats and well done.

Congrats!!! ??

Congratulations! My wife is a MSN and I can attest to how hard you have to study, loss of sleep, and just working your butt off to get where you're at. Good luck in your career.

If I could only spell Proper correctly, lol.

Fkn cheatn ass dealer... start all over again...

Congratulations!

Congrats! And well done for all the hard work!

Or he draws 6 cards to get 21...

You need a good telephoto lens to photograph mine lol

Welcome to the clan @Mindphazr and the house of the idiots Congrats on your tags buddy Mindphazr>XI< looks good now get ur arse in the killing fields so I can give you a warm nade

Welcome to XI.. brotha..

Welcome its been a long time coming!

thank you for opportunity to be part of the extreme idiots

RIP old friend , You will be missed

r.i.p

RIP ... My thoughts and prayers go out to his family

R.I.P brother prayers go to your loved ones you will be missed

Condolences to his his wife, family, and friends. RIP Nutz.

RIP Thoughts and prayers for his family and friends!

RIP Numnutz!!!

Not Nice!