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Unlike my buddy Sixgun (hungwaylow), as we all know I have the opposite problem, where in things like saunas I'm often directed to the ladies part, in fact I'm not sure it's still there I haven't seen it for about 20 years. Talking about this to a buddy and he said he'd send something to help me, boy was I excited when the postman gave me a box the next week, I hoped it wouldn't take long to inflate? I eagerly opened the box, wtf?????, it said it was to help with erectile dysfunction ?, I wasn't building anything at the moment?, since the last episode when my neighbours objected to my bird spotting tower, just because it blocked the light from their bedroom, some people just don't like nature do they? Anyway when I opened it there were these blue tablets, this had me puzzled, and the instructions only said use with care as stiffness resulted after 15 minutes?, was I to exercise with them? then it came to me, you dissolved them before use, by f..k they were good the brush I used to stir them with in the bucket was rock hard after 5 minutes. Now for a long time the back fence has been leaning over a bit, so I poured a bit on the posts, f..k me they sprang to attention like Guardsmen, straight as a poker, wow these things could do miracles, what next? Just then a tablet fell out of the box, and quick as a flash my greedy labrador wolfed it down, which leads me to my problem, How do I get the f.....g dog off my leg???

Grease your leg so he can't get a grip. haha

Just relax and let nature take its course. He will get tired in four or five hours.

I see your Dog had a good time ???

Don't bother - just enjoy it - it is all you can get anyway

He seems to be greasing it himself ???

I went to the doctor and he asked 'How can I help you?' 'It's my sex life doctor, it's all shrivelled up, doesn't touch the sides' 'What do you drink Rob?', he said 'I drink lager I replied' 'Ah, well that's your problem, lager is weak it shrinks things, try drinking Guinness, builds things up big and strong' A couple of week later I'm walking down the street and I see the doctor, 'How's your sex life Rob? , it's fantastic I replied Took my advice with the Guinness?' he said 'No doctor, I've got the wife on lager'

Please don't tell how you'd know...

If you mean @RobMc - I heard he gets tired after 5 seconds - and that's giving him the benefit of the doubt

Don't you usually bow to something else????

I bow to your knowledge ?

Lol

Use KY Jelly Rob It's water soluble...

Hello everyone I just wanted to let you all know I was released from the Hospital late last night after a visit to the ER for chest pressure I had been dealing with for about a week.Thursday evening after work I made the mistake of telling my wife where the extra Nitroglycerin Tablets were just in case I needed one in the middle of the night. This caused her to call our Dr's office and as soon as she mentioned the words "Chest Pain" they said to call 911 to transport me to the ER. We live less than 1 mile from the Hospital where so many have been treated of late for Covid-19 since our section of town here is where the first cluster of deaths happened here in the US. I have read that some Covid positive patients have developed issues with blood clots and I have some very narrow arteries already that aren't closed up enough for a stent yet. After several test's they said I did not have a heart attack but kept me overnight because my blood pressure was 199/125 and they wanted to do a angiogram because of my past heart attack almost 3 years ago. They got the BP under control overnight and Friday afternoon did the angiogram and found a artery at the bottom of my heart is 100% blocked but is in a area too risky to put in a stent but no other blockage showed up. They figure that in my narrow arteries some clots were damming them up and when the pressure built it would push them thru like plunging a toilet so to speak. So more medications and blood thinners are going to be a new part of my life along with staying away from so many foods I really enjoy but good news is I am home in my own bed and my wife is much less stressed out over this. I might be gaming a bit less for the next week or so since they went in thru my right wrist artery and I need to let that heal so grabbing the mouse for long periods of time is not a good idea. The worst part of this whole ordeal is that no one was allowed to stay with or visit me during my stay because of current Covid-19 protocols which didn't make Lorie very happy. Key take away from all this to keep taking the Medications that have been given to me even if I don't like how they sometimes make me feel or cause me to bruise or bleed like a stuck pig with the slightest cut. Take care everyone and ole P-Man will be just fine from what I have been told. Peace Out

Just rob and his humping dog... Just consider it time in your life you won't get back lmao.

What the fuck did I just read???

Rugger?

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. MikeB --Noumenon (42)

New rotation maps are: map mp_82ab_crossing map mp_agx_castle map mp_agx_shinu map mp_arroyo map mp_caen2 map mp_sps_kiebu map mp_cityhall2 map mp_dundygrad map mp_crash_day map mp_kilian map mp_kwanriver map mp_matmata map mp_southfrance map mp_canal2 map mp_stalemate_1 map mp_supply_depot map mp_dogville map mp_warehouse map mp_wbridge map mp_xfire_bay

@Crack

???Thats funny right there. I dont care who ya are, thats funny!

Is it really 15 years now holy crap where did the time go. You are not a bad man and I do not know how anybody could call you that. No apologies needed here. And I do get the stress that condition of yours placed apon you. That's why I try hard with humor its a hard thing to do when your talking about diseases cancer and all that shitty crap. I think trying to place a smile on a crapy moment in time is worth a lot more than a get well ?

ok ... all guns is bs, pistols is big BS if I still have to pull 3 magazines to kill someone ,give me 10 bullet magazines and if i used rapid fire, give me 20 stopping power = worthless when they shoot with a gun they move even if I use red dot (asalt class) when you only make a good weapon, everyone will play with this weapon -- why don't you do them all good? for kill RC i need 2 pistol clips . and i have 4 ) you never promoted sniper rifles ,maybe someone wants to play with this weapon ,even if it is a normal map Sniper 50 cal- 3 clips for to hit something (steady aim worthless) you can't collect bullets than from a weapon similar to yours extremely many atomic bombs in packages ( look in the server logs) Saturday on each map 1, even 2 nukes omfg I'm not saying anything about the change perks ,I talked in vain for 3 years ......... I prefer to go back to play other games than to get angry here... cya ..next year

I am sorry that I missed the joke, that is the one thing about the internet that makes real communication difficult not being able to hear voice inflection in the words on a screen. We have butted heads at times over these past almost 15 years but you are a fair man and deserve a apology from me. Also I know I have made comments in the past that have upset some people when that wasn't my intention and that doesn't mean I am a "Bad Person" it just means sometimes the message gets lost in translation. Even though you and I don't have the same level of interaction as we used to as the clan has grown and new games have come along I do know you are a good man/human being and have always been dedicated to our common goal of friendship and fun. Please I hope you accept my sincere apology. I was still a little doped up from the pain meds they gave me during my stay in the Hospital and afterwards, that is no excuse at all for the way I worded my misunderstanding your kindness in attempting to put a smile on my face during a trying time. The flood of emotions and the fatigue got the better of me and I showed the world my ass and I regret that. I had others who never have a kind word in game to me or about me say nice things on this same thread and those too threw me off but I didn't respond to them but you Bob are different and I do think very highly of you again as a human being. Take care as I will and I hope you can forgive me for my weakness and stupidity.

The next rotation for DM2 is in. Small map rotation map mp_algiers map mp_dome map mp_hgy_c map mp_iceworld map mp_maquina map mp_republic_1 map mp_shipments Medium map rotation map mp_78stalingrad map mp_agx_depot2_night map mp_anbinh map mp_bellicourt map mp_cav_slated map mp_cw_dawnville map mp_cw_rocket map mp_desolate map mp_dug_in78 map mp_frucanal map mp_hunt_winter map mp_kokoda map mp_matmata map mp_nachtzug map mp_owatatsumi map mp_rb map mp_snr_freedom2 map mp_sweat_blood map mp_tankhuntwaw map mp_waw_arnhem map mp_yomi Large map rotation map mp_1078brecourt map mp_82ab_erdol map mp_airfield map mp_ax_simmerath map mp_bgaden map mp_camp_merc map mp_ctrain map mp_dogville map mp_gb_atami map mp_hurtgen map mp_hurtsum map mp_landing map mp_montargis map mp_overcong map mp_renan_bridge map mp_sfss_castle map mp_snrtrondheim map mp_stalingrad map mp_trainstation map mp_vm_jungle map mp_xi_shima Cheers

Can never have enough points...

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Merlin007 Anything for points ... lol Good job!

thx Merlin keep up the good job .

Do what the doctor recommends and you will be alright... Give the wrist a few days to heal and when you feel up to it come kick some ass...

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Ahhhh, good one Rob. LMAO

speedy recovery P-Man

Speedy Recovery P-Man

Please, that's just cheating. That's like asking @Ronnie (if that's the right one, so many) or @SGTScott to noob tube me. My point is they'd do it.

happy birthday

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Don't give him the idea of changing the rotation everyday lol

Thank you as always, Merlin ! (if you want, you can click on "quote" or "like" and earn points. )

Groot LMFAO

Trophys have three rounds before they expire. Will delete mp_sab files and reupload them. Maybe something happened in the transfer.

Might as well just go back to the old mod.

I pushed the rotation and the next map seems ok.

Training for what?? you learning to shoot straight fckr???

I recently completed the South Beyond 600 hiking challenge, and I am now working on the waterfall challenge here: https://www.carolinamountainclub.org/index.cfm/do/pages.view/id/49/page/Challenges Thank god I live in North Carolina. Such a beautiful place.

Some great dogging spots there?

Unless the corona virus situation hasnt calmed down, count me in for this fest!

Prices seem to be getting cheaper, it does sound fun!