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A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home. While he was scratching his head, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, “Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?” The farmer said, “Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there, but I can’t carry this lot.” The old lady suggested, “Why don’t you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?” “Why thank you very much,” he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says “Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.” The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?” The farmer said, “Holy smokes lady! I’m carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?” The old lady replied, “Set the goose down, cover her with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens.”

3 Universities decided to investigate why the bulging end (sometimes referred to as a helmet) at the end of a gentleman’s dick was actually there and what its use was. Yale in the USA spent $3.5 million over 2 years and arrived at the conclusion it was to give the woman pleasure during sexual intercourse. Cambridge in England spent £7500 and 11 months to arrive at the conclusion it was to give the man pleasure during sexual intercourse. Dublin spent €175 and 3 months to arrive at the conclusion it was to stop your hand flying off the end.

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I'm a quality and procurement manager for a worldwide brothel chain owned by the renowned multinational MaleAndFemaleInstitution&Association. I search and test products from all nations for placement within my Company's real estate portfolio. Times are hard at the moment, however rumour has it that I may find suitable candidates within these forums according to some of our clients who can't be named for legal reasons @BUDMAN @TBB and @Sammy. Does anyone know how to get in touch with @Icequeen???

Is that your neighbor??

OMG Robmac hush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... he already ask me for my phone number in game I hope its not for this commentary you make

Xtreme IDIOTS not Xtreme Intelligence To answer the original question of the post, yes make 20 posts anyway you wish

Little Johnny went to a horse auction with his father, and watched, in fascination, as his father ran his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. His father did this with several horses, and Little Johnny finally asked why he was doing that. “I’m thinking about buying a horse, and before I do, I want to check it out thoroughly.” his dad told him. A worried look came onto Little Johnny’s face, and he exclaimed “Hey, Daddy, I think the mailman’s going to buy Mom!”Little Johnny again

It's finally time to update the TDM server with new maps and a quick change to how the server handles AFK players. NEW ROTATION gametype tdm map mp_wspawn map ubunker gametype ctf map mp_schultz_bunker gametype tdm map mp_arena2 map mp_frontline_forts2 map sps_el_Embarcadero_f gametype ctf map mp_coddm3 gametype tdm map sps_free_port map mp_frontline_carnage map mp_rds_s gametype ctf map mp_carentan_ville gametype tdm map mp_cs_sniper map mp_cargotown gametype ctf map mp_asylum2 gametype tdm map mhz_massacre1 map mp_bretot map hillsides gametype ctf map mp_bassano gametype tdm map icsl_village map mp_accona_desert map germanairfield gametype ctf map mp_overgrown gametype tdm map open_sea map mp_trainstation_rain_v2 gametype ctf map amd_stadt gametype tdm map mp_bastogne map mp_chelm_night MAPS map mp_trainstation_rain_v2 map mp_chelm_night map mp_accona_desert map mp_bretot map mp_wspawn map mp_frontline_forts2 map mp_frontline_carnage map mp_cargotown map mp_asylum2 map mp_coddm3 map mp_schultz_bunker map mp_carentan_ville map amd_stadt map mp_bassano map open_sea map mp_rds_s map icsl_village map sps_free_port map SPS_el_Embarcadero_f map germanairfield map hillsides map mp_arena2 map mp_cs_sniper map mhz_massacre1 map mp_bastogne PLEASE REMOVE TO SAVE SPACE: J1_22.iwd J2_22.iwd SERVER UPDATES I have made some changes to how the server managed AFK players. This will have an impact on the Auto-balance. What this means is that if you are in spectate for more than two minutes, you WILL be kicked to allow the server to autobalance correctly. This is the only way we can stop moving people around manually.

...with alacrity!!

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she’d be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get in another couple of shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the lady doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband’s condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, ‘You went ahead and finished your shopping trip, didn’t you! I hope you’re proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It’s just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life, he will require round-the-clock care. And that will now be your new career!’ At this the woman broke down and sobbed. The lady doctor then chuckled and said, ‘I’m just pulling your leg. He’s dead. Show me what you bought.’

That all depends on if you want to talk to her or TOUCH her??

Izumi, my brother from another mother! I to am a Sr. Network Engineer for a gas company that has 40 locations in 3 States. I to have been banished to work from home for the rest of my career. My company sold our corporate headquarters (3 multistory buildings), where I had an office for 20 years and bought another property with only 2 buildings and a plot of land to build a 3rd. Covid hit, and they decided to never build the 3rd building as we work so well from home. I have been working for this natural gas utility going on 22 years now, prior to that I was a TAC engineer for Cisco system, a supervisor for Hitachi laptop support, and I started my carrier as PC support for Gateway Computers (Windows 3.1 / Windows for Workgroups). So I have been in IT for 32 years now. These are our two new buildings. Some pictures I had on my phone from random installs and repairs

I'm not seeing a ban with your GUID. Do you another GUID for your son? Are you able to join other non-XI servers?

i like the diversion, but we know area 51 is still missing you @TBB

Yo deseo su numero tambien por favor (didn't know I spoke French huh)

Thanks Merlin!

Is the thing with the peanut butter and a farm animal still a requirement to join? ....Or was that just me?..........

The rate is $250! You Cheap Idiot always looking for a deal! Lol I’d mention something about being Scottish but it’s SNOWFLAKE SEASON

There is a quick way, just stick 200 dollars in an envelope and give it to @Roxy!, worked fine for me.

Senior Cyber Security Analyst with over 25 years in IT.

Rotation #12 23 maps by Sally put in rotation 03/24/22 by Pengy map mp_al_jabal map mp_aquadukt2 map mp_convoy map mp_4hanoi map mp_athena map mp_caen map mp_cassino map mp_e_streetstation map mp_sc_hangar map mp_selo map mp_toujane_beta map mp_trainstation map mp_urban map mp_vac_2 map mp_beta map mp_moh_sfrance_b1 map mp_4t4scrap map mp_arkona map mp_doomed map mp_hollow map mp_jarak map mp_lobby_fsd map mp_dawnville_rota1 Server restarted @ 9:58 p.m. EDT by Pengy Enjoy!

Red Wriggler worms are native to Europe; they live in the top 3-6 inches of the forest floor; just under the leaves. They consume the AEROBIC -as in the presence of oxygen- microorganisms that decompose the organic matter- read leaves & twigs laying under the trees. There is no smell, other than the rich smell of loam, humus. The stench of which you speak- r0t- occurs under & is produces by ANaerobic microorganisms. If I didn't lift the lid, one would not be able to guess what's in the bin. I feed them only that which they can consume within a 24-48 hour period; only adding additional food after what I've offered is consumed. You could keep this under your office desk & not even notice....anywhere. NO SMELL. Do you smell the all-pervading stench of rot when you go for a walk in the woods? That same process is occurring throughout the woods, everywhere in the world....

I couldn't either understand his French

Crunchy? Really? Poor goat!

I have the video from last summer; with some interesting shots, taking the viewer along for a ride around one of my haunts I've fished since childhood. Just gotta dig it up & edit it.

Strangely I'm like you (ONLY IN THIS), I watch next to no MSM and when I do it's usually documentaries, I haven't watched a film in over 25 years, what I know about them comes from glimpsed articles on other sources. People are quite shocked that I've never watched some of the dross they appear hooked on, it's not snobbery, I'm genuinely not interested. I don't recognise hardly any of the so called 'stars' and prefer reading and music, everyone to their own. So where's my promised fishing video m...rfckr?, I've waited over a year, you want to be a guide ?? well find a rod and a stream. Pizzas and Sammiches are getting you away from the important things in life, AND I DON'T WANT IT SHOT IN THE NUDE, pick a cold day. ps Please don't use any tomatoes in the next few cookery videos, lets keep your ratings high.

Errr? one picture isn't a collection, any more examples ? (but no more self portraits please), is she 'hot' ??? @TBBand @Timmah! are always ready for nude posing, but most of us prefer them clothed.

You type it in Spanish not French lmaoooooo

This appeal and its replies are in a public forum and can be seen by all. What server were you banned from?: Every serverWhen did you get banned?: Right nowWhat was your in-game name?: S.O.D. RangerWhat is your game GUID (if known): db488f46Why do you think you were banned?: It always auto-bans me when I change my key-code from my sons to mine. An unban would be appreciated.

Missing?? I never left

Some caramelized onion would go great with that - get an early start tomorrow - want to see pics by dinner lol

Would rather engage in interesting activities than spectate fictional characters' narratives. Ergo: Ffs, ever heard of immersive engagement? Unless I misinterpret the nature of your vague, seeming aspersion.

Crunchy peanut butter? crunchy peanut butter?? Crunch peanut butter - what a way to ruin smoooooooooooth jelly!!!

Comes in handy at the gym showers

I remember taking German for 4 years in High School, learning declension: Der, Die, Das, Die, Dem, Der, Dem, Den; Ich, du, er, Sie, es, dem, der..... Asking my mom for help during this part of the curriculum, hers & others' were mostly: Didn't much study it, since it was their mother tongue & came naturally; which was all the more frustrating, because there was not many people with whom to practice & engage my learning of the language in my area of Kentucky....

Yes, you'll have to behave until you are approached by an admin. Afterwards, you can be a complete idiot (of course and advisable) and be an asshole in-game and on the forums, it won't matter. Speaking from my own experience and few others' (no names)

Do you really want to join after reading all this? If yes your in the right place!

Looks really nice!

The ir0ny does not go unnoticed that the source of this grievous epithet unironically emanates from one whose visage is not unlike The Amazing Randi's 2nd cousin! ...with orders of magnitude < dress habits, of course!

Just you mate and no need to advertise it Kinda sound like your bragging

Ah the old Lounge Lizard looking for 'extras' ????

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I do the books for my cousins business. I am also partners with my dad in his business and we do logging and firewood and I home school my 2 children. So I keep busy lol

I don't have time to say much right now - I'll tell you after April 15 lol.

I do a bit of Enterprise IT mostly focused on Apple Sometimes diagnosing some bugs in the real world: Always helping folks: Sometimes with lots of stuff: Occasionally with little smaller stuff A bunch recently with security

professional bush trimmer

Fix fire trucks when they break.

I recently left my job managing a coffee bar to pursue my photography business.