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You trying to kill me off girl?? remember us old men have weak hearts. What's the matter my lovely, boyfriend troubles?? don't worry one will come along that's perfect, you're a romantic and very few men are the same. I was in the pub the other day with the wife and looking at my drink, 'I love you' I said 'Is that you or the beer talking?' she said I replied ' I was talking to the beer'

I have a better idea. If you die, find your way back to me! Merge with a soul that's already on this planet, since the current generation of men won't work for me! Then we can be together for a long time Rob

When I finally die Essssiee I'll try to die quietly in my sleep just like my old grandad Unlike his passengers who were screaming

Bobo calling himself a legend after every game is turning him into a legend. No one will ever forget the Legendary legend of all legends being the last man standing and never moving! Only a true legend could pull that off. Legendary!

The server wouldn’t be the same if I didn’t have to shove my fingers in my ears every time you show up…..lol

I'm 90

Hahaha iff that is you, it will work ofc!!!

Get your hair cut, and are you too drunk to use two fingers now??

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

Hey Rob

Happy Birthday and have a great day

Counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small church found a green envelope containing $1000 in cash. It happened week after week. One Sunday he watched as the offering was collected and saw little old Mrs. Doyle put the distinctive green envelope in the plate. After the service, he approached her and said, “Mrs. Doyle, I couldn't help notice that you regularly put $1,000 a week in the collection plate.” "Why yes," she replied. "Every week me son Rob sends me cash, and I give some of it to the church." The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" Mrs. Doyle replied, "$10,000 a week." The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?" "Rob is a veterinarian." "That is an honourable profession," the pastor said. "Where does Rob practice?" Mrs. Doyle said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno."

The TBB asked old man Budman on his 69th birthday the secrets to his longevity. Budman replied, "For better digestion I drink beer. In case of appetite loss I drink white wine. In case of low blood pressure I drink red wine. In the event of high blood pressure I drink whiskey. When I have a cold I drink bourbon.” TBB was amazed and inquired, "When do you drink water?" "I don't." responded Budman, "I've never been that sick

Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday!!!!

A man and woman in their thirties meet on a dating site, fall in love and get married. They’re on their honeymoon and lying by the pool, all of a sudden the man gets up, folds his towel and lays it on his sunbed. He strolls to the high board, climbs it and runs to the end jumping into the air and doing a reverse 4 1/2 somersault in the pike position, entering the water without a ripple. He nonchalantly returns to his sunbed, picks up his towel and lies down, seeing his new wife staring at him he tells her he used to be an Olympic gold diving champion. Without a word she stands up, folds her towel, places it on her sunbed and dives into the pool and swims 400 lengths. Getting out she returns to her sunbed and lies down, ‘wow’ were you an Olympic champion too he asks? No, she replies, ‘I was a prostitute in Liverpool and I worked both sides of the river’

CEO of a multi-national corporation was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional vice-president. He included a simple test to help him to select the most suitable person for the job. During the interviews, he asked each applicant the following question, “How much is two and two?” The first applicant was an Englishman. His answer to the question was “twenty-two”. The second applicant was a German. He established the answer to be between 3.999 and 4.001. The next person was an American. He stated that the US Supreme Court has ruled two and two to be four. The last applicant was an Irishman. The CEO asked Paddy, “How much is two and two?” Paddy got up from his chair, went over to the door and closed it. He then came back and sat down. He leaned across the desk and in a low voice asked the CEO, “How much do you want it to be?”

It's a metaphor for how loud he is!

I just love the fact that he is typing with a huge letter size! Just to make statement.. Or are the eyes going old @wildthing?

Does Wildthing even shout?? Does he even rant?? Who doesn't wanna be on your team!! You might suck, but you are fun and a truly good guy, that is part of the heart of the Idiots!! I would choose to be on your team any day.. Or no wait.. I would rather knife you from behind and have earsdrop on.....

I ain't muting you. How else am I supposed to know when to say FU Wildthong.