Women over 40

[BurnnBright]

 

CBS commentator, Andy Rooney on women over 40: "As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 8 0 % of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Edited November 5, 2013 by BurnnBright

[djMot]

Ouch. 

[Gatorgirl]

 For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 8 0 % of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

 

Love it!!!!     

[BUDMAN]

Funny one Gator Girl ......1st time I heard that one

[little_old_man]

Sorry BB, but while I always loved Andy Rooney and his sharp wit, this quote isn't from him. I do however agree with everything that is said, whoever wrote it.

 

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney2.asp

[Gatorgirl]

Funny one Gator Girl ......1st time I heard that one

BurnnBright gets the credit

[dadda2]

I AINT GOT YELLOW PANTS

[BurnnBright]

Sorry BB, but while I always loved Andy Rooney and his sharp wit, this quote isn't from him. I do however agree with everything that is said, whoever wrote it.

 

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney2.asp

Regardless of who wrote it.......it's good stuff.  

 

And men wonder why so many women are flocking to plastic surgeons.  Go figure.  I'd be going too if my husband wasn't blind as a bat.  

[JohnnyQuest]

yummmmmmmy women mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm men lost without them...nuff said

[LordOfChaos]

That is so true! Good one BB! Give me a sexy woman over 40 any day! She will appreciate you for you, and not try to change you into something you are not. I love Andy's rants!

[BurnnBright]

I'd like to add that many women over 40 will gladly watch the game with you, because they love it too.   And......women over 40 are typically at their "peak".  

[blackcat]

Read this on fb earlier, Love it !    lol

[Joe Canadian]

 For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 8 0 % of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

 

Love it!!!!     

 

Lol,  ouch, woman over 40 are becoming increasingly vegetarian or vegan, so no pig or sausage :-)

[BurnnBright]

I disagree Joe.  That's just a line women use when they're not interested.  Sorry.  

[FRENCHI]

que pourrai t on dire sur les hommes de plus de 40 an pour les mettre en valeur ? 

[CrazyGirl]

^{Thats the truth....LOL}     

[THOR435]

Give me a woman over 40 any day over one in her 20's.  Can anyone say mmmmmmmmmmilfs?

[JohnnyQuest]

I disagree Joe.  That's just a line women use when they're not interested.  Sorry.  

yeah he's using the wrong approach BB...lol

Edited November 6, 2013 by JohnnyQuest

[DEEJAYKEG]

I'd like to add that many women over 40 will gladly watch the game with you, because they love it too.   And......women over 40 are typically at their "peak".  

 

And then comes the menopause...

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menopause

[BurnnBright]

Yay menopause!  Then comes the hormone injections.  Wooo hoooo!!!!  

[daMike]

Seems someone is exited by the idea of getting stung with a stiff thinghy

[BigPapaDean]

 

 

CBS commentator, Andy Rooney on women over 40: "As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 8 0 % of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

 

WoW You hit me about fifty times with that right cross there BB! The one problem with women over 40 is they will never give in to anything you want and always wants what you don't want!

 

[tinmann]

ouch !!! but I cant argue with that!

[BurnnBright]

 

 

 

 

WoW You hit me about fifty times with that right cross there BB! The one problem with women over 40 is they will never give in to anything you want and always wants what you don't want!

 

 

I have to disagree, Dean.  I am more willing to give my man what he wants than I've ever been.  

[Janey]

Thank you, BB, for making me, a woman over 40, feel more desirable.