Bing Posted January 9, 2017 Member ID: 22379 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 83 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 80 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 126 Achievement Points: 882 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/29/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 12 Birthday: 09/04/1977 Device: Windows Share Posted January 9, 2017 So, while shopping with the wife...as if that wasn't bad enough, she was having a difficult time finding pants that weren't too long. You know, since for some reason, women's pants which have a Size 4 waist (bahahaha....it's not that your waist is a size 4, you really are more like a 30) were too long due to her being only 5'1". Why is it that women have to be so caught up in numbers. Why can't their pants have an actual length on them like mens pants and a REAL waist size instead of a made up number? WeednFeed, Leadfinger, ANGU5 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WeednFeed Posted January 9, 2017 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 39 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2333 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 3799 Achievement Points: 24047 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 35 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 4 minutes ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: iPhone Share Posted January 9, 2017 (edited) Here is some god advice. If a woman asks you "do these PANTS make my ASS look big?" do not answer "BIGGER THAN WHAT?" and do not tell the truth "you look beautiful" is the correct response. Just life's little rules Edited January 9, 2017 by WeednFeed Leadfinger, Gatorgirl, AyaqGuyaq and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted January 9, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Lol, Weed. When my ex-wife asked me that question; i.e. "Do these pants make my ass look big?" I always replied--always at a safe distance, mind you--"No, your ass makes your ass look big." Lol. Man, if looks could kill . . . Ayaq hxtr, WeednFeed, BattlewolF and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted January 9, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Lol, Weed. When my ex-wife asked me that question; i.e. "Do these pants make my ass look big?" I always replied--always at a safe distance, mind you--"No, your ass makes your ass look big." Lol. Man, if looks could kill . . . Ayaq I notice your key word is EX-Wife.Wonder why? LOL ANGU5, Wild Fire, hxtr and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonovabich Posted January 9, 2017 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1534 Topics Per Day: 0.29 Content Count: 5020 Content Per Day: 0.94 Reputation: 5171 Achievement Points: 131490 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted January 9, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p008tt15 Leadfinger, hxtr, google and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MunkyMeat Posted January 9, 2017 Member ID: 25426 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 64 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 61 Achievement Points: 589 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/04/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 25, 2019 Birthday: 07/18/1974 Share Posted January 9, 2017 When a woman asks me if her out fit makes here ass look big, I have a go to answer. "No baby, those pant's don't ass look big. Your ass makes your ass look big". Cause everyone knows women love that shit. Of course, I am 42 and single, so......... hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted January 9, 2017 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted January 9, 2017 I notice your key word is EX-Wife.Wonder why? LOL hahaha I was thinking that. hahahahhahaahahaha too funny. AyaqGuyaq and JohnnyDos 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted January 9, 2017 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted January 9, 2017 When a woman asks me if her out fit makes here ass look big, I have a go to answer. "No baby, those pant's don't ass look big. Your ass makes your ass look big". Cause everyone knows women love that shit. Of course, I am 42 and single, so......... You are safer being single. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p008tt15 hahahahhahaahaha that was funny SOB!!! ageorus. BattlewolF and Sonovabich 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WldPenguin Posted January 10, 2017 Member ID: 2995 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 181 Topic Count: 690 Topics Per Day: 0.15 Content Count: 4437 Content Per Day: 0.98 Reputation: 6771 Achievement Points: 48563 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 68 Joined: 11/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 02/13/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted January 10, 2017 I have the opposite problem, @..........being almost 6' tall, I can never find pants that are long enough! WeednFeed, Leadfinger, AyaqGuyaq and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Magnus_1 Posted January 10, 2017 Member ID: 1410 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 38 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 522 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 451 Achievement Points: 3583 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 31 Birthday: 05/08/1953 Device: Windows Share Posted January 10, 2017 Long legged women are the bomb !!! Grrrrr...... Bing , FUNky, hxtr and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
FUNky Posted January 11, 2017 Member ID: 25212 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 38 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1449 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 2446 Achievement Points: 14728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2021 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Share Posted January 11, 2017 If you are having trouble with long pants @@WildPenguin, I offer these pants that are guaranteed to fit any woman. Notice in the photo that my models are of all sizes. If you would like a quote just send at least one photo, nude from the waist down is fine, and I will get a quote right back to you. WldPenguin, BattlewolF, WeednFeed and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
ANGU5 Posted January 11, 2017 Member ID: 2985 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 71 Topic Count: 114 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1670 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 3012 Achievement Points: 20177 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 11/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 19 hours ago Birthday: 12/01/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted January 11, 2017 I like ass....oops.. Sorry what were we talking about...? BattlewolF, FUNky, WldPenguin and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted January 11, 2017 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted January 11, 2017 Long legged women are the bomb !!! Grrrrr...... Im 6' 3"... you should see my legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leadfinger Posted January 12, 2017 Member ID: 4888 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 56 Topic Count: 69 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2020 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 3795 Achievement Points: 26312 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 01/12/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 29, 2023 Birthday: 08/29/1962 Device: Windows Share Posted January 12, 2017 I have the opposite problem, @..........being almost 6' tall, I can never find pants that are long enough! I'm sure whatever you decide to wear you will look amazing . . . . .6' eh? AyaqGuyaq, WldPenguin and hxtr 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted January 12, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Yes sir-ree, sir, I gotta agree with the long-legged lady comment. Course, I like short-legged women, too, as long as they're easy on the eyes and have a good soul. Women are absolutely beautiful--there ain't not a single, dad-gummed gay bone in my body, true 'dat! Lol, another great thread. Ayaq WldPenguin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WldPenguin Posted January 12, 2017 Member ID: 2995 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 181 Topic Count: 690 Topics Per Day: 0.15 Content Count: 4437 Content Per Day: 0.98 Reputation: 6771 Achievement Points: 48563 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 68 Joined: 11/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 02/13/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted January 12, 2017 (edited) Im 6' 3"... you should see my legs. I don't want to assume anything, but I'm going to bet mine are better Edited January 12, 2017 by WildPenguin Leadfinger, hxtr, AyaqGuyaq and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AthenA Posted January 12, 2017 Member ID: 22619 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 132 Topic Count: 48 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3603 Content Per Day: 1.11 Reputation: 4352 Achievement Points: 35143 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 06/05/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 02:44 AM Device: Windows Share Posted January 12, 2017 (edited) I'm with you on this one @@WildPenguin ! Same thing when you want a LONG dress... but what's a long dress for us ? Their long dress will almost fit to our knees or mid-leg lol Edited January 12, 2017 by AthenA BUDMAN, AyaqGuyaq and -cracken- 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
FUNky Posted January 12, 2017 Member ID: 25212 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 38 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1449 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 2446 Achievement Points: 14728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2021 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Share Posted January 12, 2017 My offer for custom pants goes for dresses too @@AthenA... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AthenA Posted January 12, 2017 Member ID: 22619 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 132 Topic Count: 48 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3603 Content Per Day: 1.11 Reputation: 4352 Achievement Points: 35143 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 06/05/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 02:44 AM Device: Windows Share Posted January 12, 2017 Ok @@FUNky, then I want to see how it would look lol FUNky and -cracken- 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
FUNky Posted January 12, 2017 Member ID: 25212 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 38 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1449 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 2446 Achievement Points: 14728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2021 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Share Posted January 12, 2017 No problem @@AthenA, here are two examples. As you can see the dress can be any length that you want. Bing and AthenA 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WldPenguin Posted January 12, 2017 Member ID: 2995 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 181 Topic Count: 690 Topics Per Day: 0.15 Content Count: 4437 Content Per Day: 0.98 Reputation: 6771 Achievement Points: 48563 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 68 Joined: 11/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 02/13/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted January 12, 2017 @@FUNky, she said she wanted a LONG dress , right, @@AthenA? FUNky and AthenA 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
FUNky Posted January 12, 2017 Member ID: 25212 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 38 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1449 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 2446 Achievement Points: 14728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2021 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Share Posted January 12, 2017 @@WildPenguin these photos are just examples of my fine work but I can make the dress any length @@AthenA desires. By the way, I checked my box and I still haven't received the images that I need in order to complete my proposal for your pants. AthenA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WldPenguin Posted January 12, 2017 Member ID: 2995 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 181 Topic Count: 690 Topics Per Day: 0.15 Content Count: 4437 Content Per Day: 0.98 Reputation: 6771 Achievement Points: 48563 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 68 Joined: 11/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 02/13/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted January 12, 2017 @@WildPenguin these photos are just examples of my fine work but I can make the dress any length @@AthenA desires. By the way, I checked my box and I still haven't received the images that I need in order to complete my proposal for your pants. @@FUNky, keep checking! FUNky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AthenA Posted January 12, 2017 Member ID: 22619 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 132 Topic Count: 48 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3603 Content Per Day: 1.11 Reputation: 4352 Achievement Points: 35143 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 06/05/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 02:44 AM Device: Windows Share Posted January 12, 2017 LOLL I can't believe that they did this art and try to make long dresses with it. I'm sorry @@FUNky, but ... they don't look good enough no image !@@WildPenguin : Yes, VERY long dress ! -cracken- , AyaqGuyaq and FUNky 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Smithers Posted January 13, 2017 Member ID: 24820 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 48 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 48 Achievement Points: 516 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/25/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2023 Device: Windows Share Posted January 13, 2017 (edited) I never seem to have a problem with pant sizes ... Edited January 13, 2017 by Smithers FUNky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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