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i see i was this Month 8 Years a Xi give anyone me my 8+ Year Dog Tags please i have many fun with all the People here and play and kill many XI in there Time Greetz from Zaubermaus

Be glad she didn't grab a butter knife and poke the little hole

If the Ketchup that came out of his cock was red he should see a Doctor

Well in Britain they gave us decent roads....shame we forgot the lesson lol

I heard a lot of Germans in the Voice Chat and I found this - So I ´d like to present it here. It shows some special Words and thier meanings with the corresponding word by word translation

dunno...the dumbasses are snortin' them these days...can't make this shit up....next thing you know they'll be eating detergent for the coolness factor...oh wait; they're already doing that...

Here is something that does not happen too much.... Wargaming actually admitting they broke the game during a Patch, Yes call up Satan and ask how it is to have Hell Frozen Over!!!!!!!!! It was 7.2 when players started complaining of frame rate drops, so the investigated and actually are giving away 3 days of premium time for their Screw-up! Here is the story... Here is how to get your 3 free days.... Log into your account and Click where it says "Check" for your reward... https://worldofwarships.com/en/userbonus/# There you go.... Enjoy!

Come to Baltimore sometime!.......The Cops are very friendly and the crack prices are pretty cheap!.... Here I was just tryin to cash my pay check while on my phone with one of my bitches!

looking for super hot hot sauce that taste good . not extract actually sauce. some peppers r just hot but im looking for flavor as well heat . I had ghost pepper sauce not bad but need more flavor heat was ok scoripion triandad was hotter . only had one reaper sauce which was hot but not alotta flavor I can handle the reaper but it needs more flavor.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/london-murder-rate-beats-new-york-as-stabbings-surge-f59w0xqs0 I would go to New York (and have done many times) I feel quite safe, but I studiously avoid my own Capital which is almost a no go place after dark - how sad is that??

A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his Mom and asks “What were you and Dad doing?” The mother replies “Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it.” “You’re wasting your time,” said the boy. “Why is that?” asked his Mom, puzzled. “Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.”

Damn!

Looked like he was haul'in ass too.

He's too much of an idiot to get tags

He was SORRY about it.. Move on eh!

Congratulations and...me also, please. (I remembered not to ask for them too early this time.)

Yes and you know more than most, this is a travesty.

A burglary *victim* not only has to deal with the trauma of invasion of his home and an alleged threat from an armed intruder but then the stress of confinement in a police station at the age of 78! There has to be a better way of dealing with such incidents. I know all sudden deaths require investigation but who's the real victim?

Zagor you flachwichser get on the server in an hour and I'll remove your weapons with my flachzange du nasser sac

A pack of Trojans are still protecting a lot of people on a hot Friday or Saturday night. Lol

You can use a VPN to block your IP. I use https://windscribe.com/ It is free and gives you so much gigabytes per month. When you run out it gives you more. You can also pay for it.

Happy birthday

Thought you were going to say you finally got an erection.

That or @ROCKAPE

The fall of the Roman Empire : disease, invasion, civil war, social unrest, inflation, economic collapse. In fact all were contributory factors, although key to the collapse of Roman authority was the prolonged period of imperial in-fighting during the 3rd and 4th century. They must of had Facebook.

bound books, concrete, the arch, postal service, modern calendar...lighthouses?...roller bearings maybe...under-floor heating...

Happy Birthday!

happy birthday

Wait, am I understanding this correctly? This is PLAY/pretend money? If so, that is fucked up!! Maybe they haven’t figured out if they can get taxes on any winnings!

What and wiping it with paper is cleaner than washing it??? They had their own sponge issued, if you lost it you cut out your enemies tongue and substituted it for the sponge, thats where the expression arselicker came from.

You can still see the crappers and the central heating systems they had at Housesteads, Hadrians Wall.

On the same theme, this is utterly disgraceful who's the loser here? decent people unable to defend themselves thats who?? Another example of the 'safe' UK repeated with monotonous regularity https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/pensioner-arrested-after-man-dies-during-breakin-at-house-in-south-east-london-a3805251.html We urgently need to get a grip of this in our country and ignore the minority do gooder liberals who seem to rule us, more police would be a good starting point not giving our money to corrupt regimes and useless projects, try starting at home. Right last statement, I'm off to Kill Deejaykeg (thats easier) lol.

congrats

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?' The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.' The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol

Don't let my wife see this, we live in Fl. lol Good one !!

Sometimes his best friend might be an asshole. Just saying...

I'm pretty sure The Dude wasn't a political conservative. =) Wrong choice of poster boy. ...And from a purely practical, pragmatic viewpoint; you really think tunnels willn't be dug? Don't think there's already extant tunnels? Let's not even mention all the waterways and other obstacles that will have to be reconfigured. Waste of money.

Big shout out to @HarryWeezer @Liquid_poop @fbi_open_up @MikeWestin @Rocket @spinpuppy And anyone else that i may have missed, for helping with running through the maps for setting up the server.

Sorry to break it to you yacc. I will definitely be at this one.

I know this is not all that important, I am a regular play money poker player. I have spent countless hours on Poker Stars playing at all hours of the day. I went to logon last evening and this is what I saw. "We do not offer play money poker in your area." I said wth and sent them an email and they replied with the following [email protected] 1:53 AM (4 hours ago) to me Hello, Thank you for contacting us. Due to a recent judicial decision, please be advised that playing from the State of Washington is not allowed and will be considered a violation of our Terms of Service. In line with our Terms of Service 'you agree to comply with all country, province, state and local laws when using the service'. We strongly advise that you check and ensure that your use of the service is lawful in your jurisdiction. We will endeavour to provide further updates as soon as there is further clarity on the situation. We apologize for any inconvenience caused and thank you for your cooperation. Regards, Stela Stars Support I was dumb founded to think a judge actually said it was illegal to play play money poker on the internet from my location. Just another example of how crazy the world we live in is these days.