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Beers has been tracking Spin for some time, and he was finally able to capture a photo of Spinpuppy on the beach in Ocean City over the holiday weekend. Taking in the rays ... (I'm so dead now)

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gary. The three men had always done everything together!!!!! Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Darryl said, “Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, “Nope, ain’t Bubba.” The mortician thought this was rather strange. Then he brought Gary in to identify the body. Gary looked at the body and said, “Yup he’s pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Gary said, “No, it ain’t Bubba.” The mortician asked, “How can you tell?” Gary said, “Well, Bubba had two assholes.” “What? He had two assholes?” asked the mortician. Yup, I’ve never seen ‘em, but everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, “Here comes Bubba with them two assholes!”

An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day. After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer." Another 20 minutes passes, and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips. The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go fuck yourself, these are my chips."

Howdy everyone! I'm back around this time with an actual computer so that I can actually play games with the coolest clan around! My name is Hunter, but you can just call me M3gaRaid3r, and like I said my dad is Ov3rKi11 (Overspill), and he has been waiting for me to get into this forever so I figured the time has come I'll be playing mostly CoD4 and League of Legends! Currently I am in college studying game design so if we have anyone here who's doing something similar don't be shy and drop on by, I need all the advice I can get Lets hope this time around my PC doesn't just die and I get to stick around!

Lol

Please report any contact with this idiot. He is known for converting others to his belief of Being an Idiot and not a moron. He is very sociable. In fact he has converted many and they have made signs for him. In fact the U.S. Department of Homeland Security is looking for him. He has convinced people to believe that he is a chick with a brain.

Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"

Welcome back Overspill JR

Maybe @FRENCHI is smarter than we think: his date will have to sit on his lap! Good choice of car, buddy. Sorry for slashing your tires, but I am more sorry that I got "expunged" from France. Lol. Ayaq

Why'd you reincarnate this old topic, Trojan? Huh? Anyway, since you did, that's "post-divorce (with an apostrophe mark above the 'e')" @EastCoast50's car after Sweet @icequeenherb stopped by to visit Coast's home. At night. When he was outta town. Lol, Sweet Peaches 'N Herb, (mostly) just-kidding. Ayaq

You could have left out the Overspill lol

Found your server and started playing on it. have never played the MOD freeze tag before and i found it quite fun. Am still in the learning process so please forgive any errors i may make in the game. I have been playing COD4 since its inception. I have only belonged to two clans in 9 years, DEA and BG. I was an admin in both. I have extensive web, PHP, Sql, PERL ..ect. experience. I have helped both clans with web design, bot and server administration. I used to own a computer company..looong ago! I am the Airfield Electrician at Buffalo Niagara International Airport and plan to retire as such! It is nice to meet everyone here! Happy Killing!

sad another legend fuck im gettin old

I told this to my son and he wanted to know what a fax was....

Shee-ite, buddy, the party WILL GET STARTED when AyaqGuyaq shows up!! Happy birthday again, Sweet Night Raven (Gosh, I hope you're femail--if not, sorry?). Ayaq

What @AyaqGuyaq said but with class!!!

Maybe Grandpa

thank you woody i'll get it done after work. i kill you

For the record, we get along much better since the divorce. Besides, my income has increased from her working the streets. I don't have to pay the taxes anymore.

Apparently, our divorce opens old wounds for strangers. This is some good shit! lololol

You have no idea. lol

Look at this Pur http://server-jybzndci.arkers.io/

I wounder who gave you that name..... LMAO

I thought THIS was @FRENCHIs car....I wonder where @Sonovabichis lol

happy b day

Happy Birthday Petz ! Joyeux anniversaire ! J'espère que tu as passé une très belle journée !

Happy Birthday,Petz!

@icequeenherb and @EastCoast50, I'm not necessarily laughing at all the posts--I'm laughing at all the "FU" emojis that you two are throwing back 'n forth. That, Strapping Gent (?) of >XI<, sir, and you, you Lovely Lady of >XI<, ma'am, is why I am making my mark. The "FUs" between you two are funny, but made in great fun, I'm sure. "Surely, you must be joking." "No, I'm not joking, and stop calling me 'Shirley.'" Donna Summers, baby: "I Feel Love." Love you guys and guy-esses, in a "non-gay kinda way," of course. I had to type that for @RobMc's benefit, just for clarification . . . Lol. Ayaq

Hey, buddy, you must be referring to @EastCoast50 and @icequeenherb, right? Just guessin'. Ayaq P.S. - Domestic Violence is no laughing matter, really. My "delete" or "backspace" keys don't seem to be working, however.

Thanks for the news Dukoo and keep us up to date, please. Speedy recovery !

Dukoo, you and your family are in my thoughts and prayers......take care of yourself and get better soon........

Mano my Brother, take care of yourself. I will keep you in my prayers and I know you will be better soon.

might want to drive to fire dept. They can fix that I think.

Where is his tan at?