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I thought this name was already taken by @Icequeen ? Always glad to welcome a Moist vagina with open arms.. P.s. ?

A man at a nudist camp got a letter from his mother asking for a picture. Since the only pictures he had were taken in the nude, he cut one in half and mailed her the part showing only from the waist up. His mom wrote back after receiving the photograph and said, "Thanks for the picture. Can you send one to Grandma too?" The guy thought, since Grandma can't see well, I'll just give her the bottom half, and he sent it. After getting her grandson's picture, she wrote to him and said, "Nice picture, but your hairstyle sure makes you nose look long."

Apparently I have a gift, I mentioned your strange name to my wife who is an ex nurse, she said the sight of me naked would cure any moistness ???? I'm researching now to see if I can make money out of this, perhaps sitting beside Chile when he is on skype ( what exactly is skype ?? ) we could be onto an extra server here.

Damn....shrinkage is a bitch

lol @ your name, but it's way better than Dry Vagina!

Don't do it. @Unchileno skypes naked and usually its cold.....it so he says. Teeny weeny problem there.

My type of girl..want to Skype naked?

Hey everyone, loving the COD 4 freezetag servers. I’ve met a lot of great people so far. I was told to come on here and show my tits and I could get my tags so I don’t get redirected. How about I get the tags first then I show lol. See you in the servers soon.

Thanks, I get mixed reactions to my name, why not put two words together that people feel very uncomfortable saying. LOL Nothing wrong with sexual talk as long as you keep it technical right ?

Just for you @WldPenguin

Funky Josh is gonna try to get a couple ARMA servers going. Here are the details for the servers. Give it a try and leave feedback here

Let's go Raptors!!! First time ever a team outside of the America making it to the NBA Finals . Pretty fking pumped about this. Wife and kids got me a jersey and I am ready to rock it during the Championship games . Not only the city, but the whole country has embraced the moment. Let's go get it boys..

Yea. It was missing the map after that. Uploaded already. mp_fritzfahkre. This shit happens. Weekly map rotations with everything involved is a very big job so everybody BETTER say nice things to dadda. Otherwise it makes... me... mad.... (done in the best John Cleese 'chef' voice)

Thanks for the warm welcomes. You guys are as funny on the website as you are in game.

Welcome!

welcome

welcome to forums moist vagina lol like the name

Thanks everyone.

HOLY SHIT! I am so glad she is ok, as for the preggo illegal bitch, you can now own her to do what you want for the rest of her useless life

LilmordJr Graduated today with a couple of awards!! one of them was Warrior of the week award, and I heard a little mouse told me that her teacher made an award for her the Sassy Award LOL... but i think that was for Classroom lol

Funny if you not seen it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9Msztahe4Q

Jajajaja I think he is trying really hard... lol

Congrats! lilmord ?

@7.01 "fucking puta madre dios mio!!" I think that dude was channelling @Roxy!

LMAO !!!

congrats to you all !!!!

Glad you stopped by demonio. It was great chatting with you the other night. Liked seeing your picture with all those rockstars. See you on the battle field soon.

Congrats

@Sammy, let's connect sometime soon, on TS perhaps - you, me and Loco. He and I have been testing maps in order to revise some of the rotations.

Picked out a bunch that I dont recall seeing on the server. Many were a no-go such as the ultra-huge 'remastered' versions of stock maps that likely used assets from the re-released cod4. Likely a lot of ported high-poly models pushing FF memory requirements to twice their originals. Also a couple older ones that I already knew didnt work in the past but tried anyways just to see. However quite a few did load properly and were pretty good. A newer 'Crash' map with some expanded areas. Also a new 'Bloc' map, day and night. A few BO2 maps as well.

WELCOME to the Forums - ignore @AyaqGuyaq his girlfriend is a polar bear

told you already, but congrats Lilmord ! this is awesome, enjoy your holidays now

Congratulations!

Congrats. Now comes the hard part. I kid....

Congrats, lilmord! ?

Congrats Lil!!! ? I´m so happy for you ... mom and dad must be really proud of you!! Great Job girl!!!

Congrats to her..Good job...! And sassy,, lol always good..

Congratulations to the new Admins...

congrates...2 I dont know must be on other cod5 server

Congradz!!!

Congratulations all, I'll try to keep my knife in my pocket. But it is so tempting! Standing behind someone.. while they looking through the window in the crouched position.. before you even do it you can hear the knife slitting the... Wait I'm getting carried away again. CONGRATULATIONS ALL! ShaunZAR