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Give it to @Gatorgirl - she doesn't need a magnifier and is a better shot anyway!!!!

Nice AR! You might could pick up this modification for it?

? Just useless.. All of you...and some of you call yourselves .... something...

We have already spoke about it in the forum for London, and ingame there has been also some conversations going on. A lot of people have said that they are willing to come if the XI fest is being held in Amsterdam this year. So since nobody is stepping up, i will! Who is in for going to Amsterdam this YEAR? And when would be the best date? I would love to hear some reactions. Thanks

Please Welcome Back Unexist To Our Clan

Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub.He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton.She replies, “A bush.”The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father while he’s in the shower.He asks, “What is that big long thing hanging between your legs?”His father replies, “It is a snake.”A few days later, Little Johnny walks in on his mother, once again in the bathtub. He asks, “What are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?” She replies, “Headlights.”A couple weeks go by and the little boy walks in on his parents having sex.He yells, “Mom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!”

Thank you all! i am glad to be back! and im glad to see many familiair names. For those who dont know me... ill keep it short I was an member in the early >XI< years (2007?) dont know for sure. In 2015 my wife got pregnant so i had to sell my gaming stuff due to lack of space. Now that my daughter is going to school and we moved to a bigger house... im back! >:)

You're not past help - you're just an >IDIOT<

No wonder I don't need therapy. I'm now past help ?

This reminded me of that old sitcom song "Welcome Back", so --->

Maybe you just need some glasses?

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house. After some time, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, “What took you so long to answer the phone?” She says, “I was in bed.” “In bed this early, doing what?” “Getting a second opinion!”

Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant “Steve’s Place” and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I inquired “Why the spoon?” “Well” he explained “the restaurant’s owner hired a consulting company to revamp all of our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. “If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.” As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced it with his spare. “I’ll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.” I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter’s fly. Looking around, I saw that all of the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So, before he walked off, I asked the waiter “Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?” “Oh, certainly!” Then he lowered his voice. “Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also learned that we can save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of our you-know-what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%. I asked quietly “After you get it out, how do you put it back?” “Well” he whispered “I don’t know about the others, but I use the spoon.”

haha i ment "my wife and i..." my english got a litle rusty during the year

@DEEJAYKEG HERES THE FIRST TWO OF A SET OF FIVE. iTS NOT ALL THE MAPS BUT A GOOD CHUNK. Let me know when you have them i'll upload 3 and 4 https://drive.google.com/open?id=1_ks7r1R2NoIWmhs83ZQL-IacnOqXFGGP https://drive.google.com/open?id=1h2gcsWJjVesWBldAqeODEGQbsJoLGsi-

@Angelz Rox!

Your the sig queen. You did my sig without me even asking. Now that I know you better I would like to say thanks again. You don't need an intro cause everybody know your great work.

This is your official start date https://www.xtremeidiots.com/forums/topic/36705-please-welcome-funkychickn-to-our-clan/?tab=comments#comment-380240 April 22 2013 I will get you your 6 year dog tag, we only do every 2 years for dog tags.

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Daxx68 (52)Marck (24)marcocosta (24)marcocosta10 (24)chuckie (31)Assassinsx0 (23)unisole (49)WldPenguin (54)

Welcome back bud

welcome back...

Howdy @Angelz thanks for all the great sigs over the last few years, glad you are here.

Welcome back mate. ?

Welcome to the forums! lol Metal of Honor was fun. I played that some back then. The main one that got me hooked on FPS games was the Nova Logic Delta Force series. Fun times.. !

Welcome back!!

Welcome back Unexist !

Welcome

welcome back

Welcome back!!

Hell to the YES! Very good news and please,.. stop shooting me alright? I will kick your ass!

Happy Birthday All

Welcome back

hey gap welcome back

Welcome back, stranger! ?

Happy Birthday and have a great day

Happy birthday all you idiots!

Welcome back! ?

Oooh it's on like DONKEY KONG. I will be there. Since it is in Amsterdam I know an amazing activity we could do: VR gaming (with actual roaming in an area)! After all we still are gamers. https://www.vrarcade.nl/group-packages <-- check out their website. For large groups (20+ players) it's just 22,95 Euro's. For smaller groups (less then 20 players) it's 30 Euro's per player. I've done this once and it is was fucking awesome. I highly recommended it. Only downside in my opinion is accessibility.. about 25 minutes by public transportation (approx 15 min walk included). I would go for June or early September, at least if you want to have decent weather.

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Count me in ?

I would love some friendly competition. Miss playing in ladder matches.

Be gone temptation Can't resist

Seems like a reasonable question to me. "what to do in this case?" and he is being respectful too. @Quint, like others answered: Go to TS to find an admin or I sometimes use the shoutbox on website. All admins are very helpful except a couple but I am not going to name names. On a side note: !fu @J3st3rpenis $fu @LOCO

I got this when I clicked on the links to download the maps:

I think i'll be there...depends on how my life as a new dad suits me at that time lol. But i gues this is the best opportunity to smack @TheDrimpXI is his face finally after raging on me on in game so freaking much!

Amseterdam's good. July or august for me ?