pwrcrzy52 Posted February 11, 2017 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 10:50 AM Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted February 11, 2017 TBB, PimpedOutPete, Damage_inc- and 14 others 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted February 11, 2017 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1074 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8439 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7302 Achievement Points: 74971 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted February 11, 2017 Haha. Good 1. hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted February 11, 2017 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted February 11, 2017 Cum again? FUNky, Merlin007 and TBB 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin007 Posted February 11, 2017 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1074 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8439 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7302 Achievement Points: 74971 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted February 11, 2017 Cum again? And again, and again... hxtr, FUNky and TBB 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Damage_inc- Posted February 11, 2017 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.37 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted February 11, 2017 thats what she said.!! hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted February 11, 2017 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted February 11, 2017 thats what she said.!! My favorite thing I miss from my ex wife the most was.. "Jeff that is enough. I am going to be so tired". Leadfinger, Merlin007, bds1961 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin007 Posted February 11, 2017 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1074 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8439 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7302 Achievement Points: 74971 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted February 11, 2017 My favorite thing I miss from my ex wife the most was.. "Jeff that is enough. I am going to be so tired".Dreamer... Lmao Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk hxtr and FunkyChickn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WldPenguin Posted February 12, 2017 Member ID: 2995 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 181 Topic Count: 691 Topics Per Day: 0.15 Content Count: 4443 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 6774 Achievement Points: 48608 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 68 Joined: 11/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 02/13/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted February 12, 2017 More like, if you build it, they will come without you Astronomer, Sammy, Icequeen and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted February 12, 2017 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 513 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17091 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42083 Achievement Points: 148602 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 678 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted February 12, 2017 More like, if you build it, they will come without you can i just watch .. :rolleyes: L!ckALotAPus and Merlin007 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Astronomer Posted February 12, 2017 Member ID: 2069 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 214 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2411 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 2409 Achievement Points: 18298 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 08/08/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted February 12, 2017 "Build it and they will come". That's got some buzz to it... Merlin007 and L!ckALotAPus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Astronomer Posted February 12, 2017 Member ID: 2069 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 214 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2411 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 2409 Achievement Points: 18298 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 08/08/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted February 12, 2017 Theme song for the ad campaign? hxtr and Icequeen 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted February 12, 2017 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted February 12, 2017 Dreamer... Lmao Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk I'll give you r her phone number. Ask her. I hate having to say this.. but I will. Wisky dick... stays hard forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted February 12, 2017 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted February 12, 2017 Theme song for the ad campaign? Man..... great song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icequeen Posted February 12, 2017 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6111 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 8020 Achievement Points: 51639 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 56 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Share Posted February 12, 2017 More like, if you build it, they will come without you tsw 8.5 and L!ckALotAPus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
L!ckALotAPus Posted February 12, 2017 Member ID: 21216 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1695 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 1732 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/09/1966 Share Posted February 12, 2017 baldie and bds1961 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L!ckALotAPus Posted February 12, 2017 Member ID: 21216 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1695 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 1732 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/09/1966 Share Posted February 12, 2017 can i just watch .. :rolleyes: more like all i can do is watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy Posted February 12, 2017 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.07 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted February 12, 2017 An oldie but still always worth a little laugh The Voodoo Dildo A businessman is getting ready to go on a long business trip across the country. He knows his wife is always getting horny, so he decides to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn’t much like the idea of her having sex with someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation to the old man. “Well, I don’t really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don’t know of anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except a” said the old man, and then he stopped. “Except what?” asked the businessman. “Nothing, it's nothing,” said the old man. “Please, tell me! I need something!” protested the businessman.“Well, sir, I don’t usually mention this, but there is the ‘Voodoo Dildo,’” the old man said. “The Voodoo Dildo?” the businessman asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out a beautifully ornate old wooden box carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said, “Big fucking deal. It looks like any other dildo in this shop!” The old man said, “But you haven’t seen what it’ll do yet.” He pointed to a door and said “Voodoo Dildo, the door.” The Voodoo Dildo rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said, “Voodoo Dildo, box!” The voodoo dildo stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, motionless. The businessman said, “I’ll take it!” The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say, “Voodoo dildo, my pussy.” He left for his trip satisfied things would be fine while he was gone. After he’d been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the Voodoo Dildo. She lay down, placed the box between her legs, and said “Voodoo dildo, my pussy!” The voodoo dildo shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she’d ever experienced before. After four orgasms, she decided she’d had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to shut it off! So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she’d had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she hastily cried, "The Voodoo Dildo! stuck in my pussy, can't get it out!! Ahhhhh! Need..To..Get..It..OUT!! H-h-help M-m-me!!!" The officer looked at her incredulously for a second, and then said, “Yeah, right. Voodoo dildo, my ass!” KaptCrunch, TheLastColdBeer, L!ckALotAPus and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
FUNky Posted February 12, 2017 Member ID: 25212 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 38 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1449 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 2446 Achievement Points: 14728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2021 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Share Posted February 12, 2017 More like, if you build it, they will come without you Congratulations! You win the internet today. WldPenguin and baldie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
FUNky Posted February 12, 2017 Member ID: 25212 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 38 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1449 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 2446 Achievement Points: 14728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2021 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Share Posted February 12, 2017 My favorite thing I miss from my ex wife the most was.. "Jeff that is enough. I am going to be so tired". Not meaning to throw shade on you Hxtr but if she can form coherent sentences, you're doing it wrong... Icequeen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
L!ckALotAPus Posted February 12, 2017 Member ID: 21216 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1695 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 1732 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/09/1966 Share Posted February 12, 2017 My favorite thing I miss from my ex wife the most was.. "Jeff that is enough. I am going to be so tired". i had that same problem but it was me saying stephani please i have to work in 3 hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted February 12, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 267 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18179 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20213 Achievement Points: 133223 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 267 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted February 12, 2017 My favorite thing I miss from my ex wife the most was.. "Jeff that is enough. I am going to be so tired". Sniffing glue again!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
bds1961 Posted February 12, 2017 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5350 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 13966 Achievement Points: 47146 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 174 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Share Posted February 12, 2017 My favorite thing I miss from my ex wife the most was.. "Jeff that is enough. I am going to be so tired". Let's hear it for the energizer bunny. The battery that if your not into licking keeps her ticking. baldie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
bds1961 Posted February 12, 2017 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5350 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 13966 Achievement Points: 47146 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 174 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Share Posted February 12, 2017 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk iboomboom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Nice_Guy Posted March 8, 2017 Member ID: 23145 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 175 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 208 Achievement Points: 2089 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/23/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 26, 2018 Birthday: 02/05/1959 Share Posted March 8, 2017 he must have been holding the corncob when he got the idea then heard the voices say yeah go a head just smooth it out some Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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