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From last night

Twitch recording taken by Dukoo just a few minutes ago https://clips.twitch.tv/CuteTentativeNarwhalPanicBasket

These are from the same night we found out about Cobra's passing.....

Given the popularity of this song, and with the upcoming release of Call of Duty WWII, I thought I would post this

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

A Dutch, French and Belgium guy were sailing on a ship when it started to sink. All three went swimming for their lives and they made it to an Island in the middle of nowhere. A tribe of cannibals came up to them to 'welcome' them. The head of the tribe says 'you can live here, but you gotta fulfill one assignment. You have to walk to the forest and return with 100 pieces of fruit.' All three of them go into the forest to collect the fruits. The French guy is the first to come back with 100 blueberries. The head of the tribe says: 'now, you gotta stick them in your butt without laughing. If you succeed, you may join the tribe. If you laugh, we will cut your head off and eat you'. The French guy does the job without laughing and joins the tribe. The Dutch guy then returns with 100 strawberries and gets the same assignment. He puts them in his butt one by one and everything goes great. All of a sudden, at strawberry #99 he bursts into laughter. His head is cut off and he is eaten by the tribe. When he gets into heaven, the Big Guy upstairs asks him why he started laughing, because he was nearly there and was doing a good job. The Dutch guy replied: 'I saw the guy from Belgium come back from the forest with 100 coconuts'.

Great video of the AWESOME Mustang. A bit long but cool if you love WW II fighter planes and the sound of a shit load of Packard - Merlins. If you get bored of the take off's start at 3:18. http://worldwarwings.com/20-p-51-mustangs-form-a-huge-51-great-footage/?a=mk&var=51+p-51s-ww2&utm_campaign=51+p-51s&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_term=embed-ww2-mk&utm_content=p-51

Thanks to all you idiots for your support as I lie here on my back for the 10th day without moving, the hardest part. Johnny friends say bike will be written off. One true funny part, as well as stitching things into my jugular etc etc they installed a morphine pump controlled by me, it let's you pump it in yourself when needed, but will not let you overdose. So they told me one or two presses and see what happens, now what would a real idiot do? So I pressed it 20 times and waited.nothing seemed to happen. Then I realised I was in heaven looking down on the ward with angels singing - now only 2 presses.

Here is a screenshot I got last night not the best pic but good to have people actually participate in this memorial R.I.P to Two Great people WE WILL MISS YOU DEARLY R.I.P Cobrabites and AH1

Taken today around 5:45 EST, with a moment of silence:

A soccer mom walked into a tattoo parlor and asked for 2 tattoos. She wanted a Christmas tree on her left thigh and a turkey on the right thigh. When they were done the artist asked why she wanted these tattoos. She replied, " My husband always complains that there's nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."

Two hillbillies walk into a bar to wash the dust from their throats and grab a beer. They are standing at the bar drinking their beers and talking about current cattle prices when all of a sudden a woman at a nearby table, who was eating a sandwich, begins to choke. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The women violently shake her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" the other asks. The ...women don't answer begins to turn blue. The hillbilly then runs up behind her, lifts up her dress, yanks down her panties and runs his tongue all over her ass in a circular motion until finally the woman becomes shocked and it sends her into a violent spasm and the obstruction flys from her mouth. As she begins to breathe, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. The other hillbilly says to his friend, "Ya know? I'd heard of that their HIND LICK MANEUVER, but, I ain't ever seen nobody do it. A woman goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love-making she asks him, “What is your name?” “I can’t tell you,” the black man says. Every night they meet, and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds the same, he can’t tell her. On her last night there she asks again, “Can you please tell me your name?”... “I can’t tell you my name because you will laugh at me,” says the black man. “There is no reason for me to laugh at you,” the woman says. “Fine, my name is Snow!” the black man replies. The woman bursts into laughter. The black man gets mad and says, “I knew you would make fun of it.” The woman replies, “I’m not making fun of your name. I’m thinking of my husband who won’t believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of snow every day in Jamaica.”

Last night's screenshots:

@Predat0r & @Roxy! & @Unchileno

@KillerKitty

One of mine favourite bands of all times.

Happy birthday Mr. Rat.

Here's to an awesome birthday, Ratty!

From this afternoon: Thank you @JoeCamel for your screenshots also

Thank you!

My Grandfather flew P-51D is WWII in the pacific theater .. Got service metals for two different missions.. Great planes!!

If someone wanna play PUBG with me, add me on steam MysticAngelQC

I play regulary this game @r!z0n@69B0yZz on steam !

... weird song.... leave my nose alone, jerk

rotation 3 made by ice 17 maps put in 30 07 17 dadda2 map mp_surv_bakaara_d map mp_bloc map mp_fnrp_store map mp_fnrp_cemetery map mp_fnrp_snow map mp_undead_island map mp_surv_bjwifi_moon map mp_surv_ffc_arena map mp_fnrp_boss_zoo map mp_fnrp_remains map mp_fnrp_simpsons map mp_fnrp_soccer_revenge map mp_fnrp_supermario map mp_surv_area_69_v1 map mp_surv_cemetery map mp_surv_shipment map mp_surv_zombiedesert server restarted maps are in the downloader enjoy

RIP FELLAS..GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN!

Dance fkers!!!!!

I feel like Uncle Chip...all my medals are missing....skip to the 3 minute mark... https://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video;_ylt=AwrSbgbRFH1ZDVEApDRXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTE0bzg1aDRqBGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDQjM5MTlfMQRzZWMDcGl2cw--?p=talladega+nights+we+tossed+uncle+chips+war+medals&fr2=piv-web&fr=yset_chr_syc_bnr#id=1&vid=132417ce7ace350cb83cc95a65d76860&action=view johnny

you'll get nothing and like it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuNJq_wI1ns

van harte gefeliciteerd hoop dat je een geweldige dag hebt gehad

Happy birthday

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

Hope you're having an awesome birthday, Frozahn!

Happy birthday

Happy birthday!

happy belated pinky

Happy b day Pink!

Two short tests for OW2 1.47. The first is the anti-camp bounty system reenabled. Nothing disabled for the campers such as the usual weapon disabling. But camping, depending on tolerances, will result in kill awards placed on the campers over time. The more you camp, the higher the award. When the bounty is maxed out... meaning huge camper pussies... a kill icon is placed over their heads. Snipers are exempt. Also in sudden death if there is only one player left on that team. The team with more than one player left is still subject to the penalty. Note that both persist through round changes. A bounty or kill icon at the end of round 1 carries over to round 2. For the UAV defroster, if an enemy has the Hacker perk he fools the defroster into thinking he is a friendly. Fits with the Hacker abilities but since you cant hack a UAV this is a good compromise. The friendly doesnt know an enemy was defrosted by it, including seeing points awarded, unless he sees it happening. Makes the perk more useful and also adds an element of uncertainty. If you are dominating and call in a defroster, will it help the enemy? Then again, running around with Hacker means you dont get Hardline. An interesting choice.

Behind a wall? Some would call that.... suspicious. I'm sure he did.

lol But where is Dadda's pinky shirts ?