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You only have to put some words on a piece of paper @FUNky @Icequeen Once you're through the border controls you can loaf about and claim benefits from our state, just tell them you're claiming asylum and you'll be in a 6 room mansion in no time, all paid for by us people who pay into the system but can't claim any help from it...

Your pussy should look that good

Love my new Dodge Ram Laramie

Hey Buddy! You are right, she is not big. Don't worry ?, she has more than enough to eat. It is the way she is, a slender cat. She always was very skinny. She has been around for two years and a half now but she is around 13. As a matter of fact, it used to be our neighbor's pet (they have around 3 or 4 other cats) but, one day, she chose to live in our house, so we adopted her. From this day, she has been the queen of the house and we even can say that we live at our cat's house!

Nah, buddy, "Love heals." Love is good. The frickin' glass is half-full . . . There's lots of "fish in the sea . . ." Life is good. "Once upon a time, there was light in my life . . . . now, there's only love in the dark . . . . nothing I can say, just a "total eclipse of the heart . . . ." Depressing songs. Listen to something "up-lifting." Tiny Tim's "Tip-toe, though the Tulips?" Ayaq

These two little guys are Koko and Muki

Buddy, I just thank God I can walk. The Captain, and his sister, and his Mom, all thought I was gonna sue him--for his Limited Entry Permit, for his boat, for his sandals, etc. I told him that I'm not the "sue-ing type," and that I was just glad I could walk. I'm not that fat lady that spills coffee on her lap and sues McDonald's and wins a million in court . . . I'm the kinda guy that appreciates life for what it's worth, and happy to be alive. My glass is usually "half-full," not like these "half-empty" pansy-frickin' asses that cry about everything . . . I'm the kinda guy that doesn't feel "bad" about having lost everything--EVERYTHING!!--in divorce; I look at it like, "Well, at least I got two beautiful kids outta the deal." Life is too short to cry over spilled milk. Over water under the bridge. Over sheep that always yell "Naaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" Wait, what? Lol. Ayaq

"Ha-ha." Paul was a "basketball star" in college . . . wrestled in high school, Captain of the X-Country running team, Alaska salmon-fisherman, etc., etc., yadda, shucks, "yawn,", yadda. Damn, almost died again last year--COMMERCIALLY SALMON-FISHING AT 51-YEARS' OLD, BABIES?" LMFAO!! Almost broke my neck, again--the first time was in 1986, Bristol Bay, Dillingham, Alaska, . . . fell 7.0' and landed on my head. Look at one of my earlier posts--I believe I documented everything. For "Posterity." Lol. Nay, Love you "Strapping Gents(?) of >XI<" and "Lovely, Luscious Ladies of >XI<!" Ayaq

Yea thats right Queenie, the best way to get in is to A/. Claim Asylum (Tell them about Chile mistreating you) or fight abroad for ISIS and we'll pay for legal help to get you into the country, once you are here you can join a thing called the 'Gravy Train', I've heard it's great. Unfortunately having worked my entire life I'm excluded, which is fantastic, don't work as half your pay goes in taxes we have this great thing called 'social security', they get the other half. They've just taken the free tv licences off 75 year olds (blind people get half price???), whilst paying millions to actors and executives, and our MP's have free meals, huge pensions and wait for it - vote for their own pay rises, it's the land of milk and honey, hurry before it ends.

Sweet @Icequeen--I was talking to Run D.M.C.--I hope you didn't think I was typing "I love ya, babe!" to you? Just for clarification purposes. @RobMc is the "jealous type," if (in Minnesotan voice) you know, don't ya know? Laugh My Frickin' Arse Off, just now!!!!! I love you guys and gals. And @LaRSin, our "birthday wisher." Lol. Ayaq

If it works it might give you some time to get ready, but, when mother nature decides to shake her butt, no where to run or hide really. The strongest Earthquake I was in was 8.1 in 1985 Chile. It was nasty, nothing compare to what my mom when through , 9.5 back in 1960 and we expecting a 10. plus soon in the North part..That will create havoc for the whole world, never mind just us. https://geology.com/records/largest-earthquake/

Wallace!! Wallace!! Wallace!!! Sweet @Icequeen, follow your dreams, or opportunities. I did, after divorce, and I ended up in the "Bay Area (still looking for apartment, by the way. BUT, I like women cleaning up after me . . . just sayin' . . .), and I absolutely love it "down here." California is beautiful, and went up to "Yreka (and Happy Camp)" just last week. Beautiful country, though scarred with black trees from last year's burning season . . . "Down here" comes from our usual saying in Alaska, the "Lower 48" states. Maps suck, because they always show Alaska and our sister-state, Hawaii, as 1" x 1" insets to the left of the "Contiguous, Lower 48" states . . . Texas would fit inside Alaska, without any of its borders touching any of ours--2.5 times the size of Texas, she is . . . Alaska comprises--fully--20% the land area of the "Lower 48." Google it. Okay, Sweetie, what was your original question? Hmm? Lol. Love ya, babe! Ayaq

Aw, Sweetheart, we love Canadians . . . eh? You take your kids for a walk "oot and aboot." Your damn strippers are insulted with "Twonie" tips--they'll take no less than "Queen Victorias," what da . . .?! Your sushi restaurants are superb. You have 6 beggars to every corner, especially in Toronto, in the summer-time . . . You have the best part of the Niagra Falls, what da . . .?! You have beautiful women . . . 'Nuff said. (Rodney King, again): "Can't we all just get along???" Ayaq

@AyaqGuyaq I had a good laugh. Our taxis actually do think they are racing drivers.

Your best bet is to stay in your profession as you'll be classed as an immigrant and it is easier to get in if you have a job to go to or profession, unless you're a refugee. There is a body, forget their name, who deals with different educational award equivalents, that should be your first step, google it. Like the rest of the UK Scotland has many unemployed, do not think you'll get another job easily, you'll need at least £25,000 to last a year if you don't get a job. Good luck Queenie if you follow your dreams but better to visit on holiday first and look around. Sharpe is right about the rain, and the snow, and the gales, and the midges - heaven. www.naric.org.uk

I am the nicest person you'll ever meet.

Geez, buddy, that's a scrawny cat!! You wanna set up a "GoFundMe" site, or somethin'? Does she have tapeworms? Is her cheap Dad skimping on cat food again? (In Minnesotan voice) "We like to learn about those kinds of things, don't ya know?" (In Yoda voice): "Something for sale, there is, called "cat food . . .,' hmm?" Lol. Ayaq

me and my homie looking at your bs

Sooo if anyone knows me I am a huge history buff. Celtic being my favorite subject and Tudor history along with Ancient Egypt. Anyways as lame as it sounds I've always taught myself son to live life to his fullest, and to live his dreams. Well my dream is to move to Scotland, and this would make my life complete. I've saved 3 grand already, but I'm curious does anyone know how good jobs are in the bigger city? Unfortunately can't take my nursing degree with me so maybe it's time for something new? Or maybe I'll find a nice chunk of land and live off it. ?

Hello DM2 Fans, Hope everyone had a great Independence Day, and maybe even get to carry the festivities into the weekend! Here are your DM2 maps for the coming week. Shout-out to @Markoff. His new COD5 map mp_erdingtonoff is in the lineup this week. Small Map Rotation mp_africorp_rmk, mp_algiers, mp_bridge, mp_dugin, mp_gardenofheat, mp_homeroom, mp_lichtung, mp_nachtfeuer, mp_republic_1, mp_ripac, mp_shipments Medium Map Rotation mp_78deadsville, mp_agx_ameland, mp_agx_market, mp_altered, mp_argentan_n, mp_bellicourt, mp_broadcast, mp_byalistok, mp_courtyard, mp_cw_rocket, mp_dinant, mp_dug_in78, mp_frenchvillagen, mp_hunt_winter, mp_lao_cai, mp_mohaa_dv, mp_newvillers, mp_ratskitchen, mp_rostov, mp_tankhuntwaw, mp_waw_burgundy Large Map Rotation mp_13_townville, mp_agx_port, mp_ax_simmerath, mp_bgaden, mp_byalistok, mp_caen_night, mp_contrav2, mp_derailed, mp_foy_nite, mp_hunt, mp_mohaa_dasboot, mp_omcbrest_ffa, mp_ps7, mp_rtcwchateau, mp_snowypark, mp_snr_stmengs2, mp_stalemate, mp_suburban, mp_v2, mp_vodka, mp_xi_castillo, mp_erdingtonoff In our gaming together, one thing is certain - either I will take you down or you will Take Me Down. Here's The Pretty Reckless.

Look out, you'll have a certain Texan interested if you know what I mean ? he's a baaaaahd boy when it comes to sheep

Sweetheart, you are the nicest person I'd like to "meet," as I'm strolling down the street and seeing you running out of @RobMc's house, waving his wallet wildly in the air and yelling "Whoo-hoo!!!" And Run D.M.C. is trying to chase you while pulling his trousers up above his knees and yelling, "Come back here, young lady!! I only asked for the "free sample!!!" And you slip on the wet grass while trying to turn back and stick your tongue out at Run D.M.C. . . . Lol. Ayaq

Applied by mouth gives best results

Cant we all just get along?

Did you fucking understand what I fucking said? Regardless of it being a newspaper article by someone else or not fucktard it still is something that If I posted from the other point of view would not be tolerated. It's you who have much to learn

First of all I'm not your Dude. Second of all IDC what the fuck your Media Thinks, Says or Writes. Third of all, if we could switch Geographical Locations, and have you had half the Economic output we have worked for in the last 75 years, you too would be fending off all who want a piece of that without coming thru the front door. Which I might add is wide open... We want people to Immigrate Legally not Illegally. Again, if I motherfuck your country with some kind of news article written here, you would be pissed

I will stick with my Toyota's ...sorry..... !!!!! But nice truck !!!

Give it a shot . . . what do you have to lose . . . Ayaq

Buddy, that was awesome!!! Ayaq

Sweetheart, the Great State of Alaska, U.S.A. looks to its left (looking down at the "Lower 48 States," as Alaskans call them), gives you a kiss on your right butt-cheek of "Yukon Territory," and says, "Good night, Sweetheart . . ." Ayaq. P.S. - Hmm? P.P.S. - hHhhhehaheheahehahehehahehewheaheha! P.P.P.S. - Hmm?

What would you think Johnny if I sat here used my Opinion to list the many ways the USA is Better than Canada and Talk negatively about your Prime Minister Trudeau? You would deem me a Hater... Please, move on with your life and pursue your happiness rather than wasting your breath... Have a Taste of Jordan Peterson and find happiness instead of dwelling on our differences... ?

LMFAO, buddy!!! That's the word for today: "Patina." E.g., "Rob's Knob doesn't need a new paint job: It just needs a buffing and clear-gloss coat to accentuate its "patina." Hmm? Ayaq

Yes, @AyaqGuyaq, 50% Westie and 50% Shit-zu! I call her a "Westie-Shits", since I clean the yard! Been a great dog and companion!

My cat, Mimi, doesn't always agree...

lol fk off its a piercing hahahaha ?

Awesome. My younger sister's and I's fave . . . Ayaq P.S. - Any Whitney Houston, "I will always love you . . ." Hmm? Thanks again. She's in Alaska, I'm in California--reminds me of dancing and jumping around her kitchen . . . Ayaq, ibid.

Hey @JohnnyDos I think most folks will take it for what it is, just good fun. I know I was just poking fun back. No worries mate.

My grumble of pugs. Enjoy the ugliness in which you are about to see. Lol. Tank, Squiggy and Daisy.

He is Akita&wolf