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Well, It's finally happened, I moved out of New Orleans. I now live in Bourbonnais, Illinois, about an hour below Chicago. It's cold here. My only regret is that the box my XI elephant was in was forgotten in the move... it also had my gold lighter and my parents ashtray from the 1960's. It was sitting on top of the gift box I was giving to my niece. I'm quite sad. @piglo, could I trouble you to send me another. I really loved him. If you can, just pm me and I'll give you my new address. Does anyone live near the Chicago area?

Never a truer word, yet despite the facts being there the fairies ignore them, and btw girls do have testicles, you never been in a Thai nightclub

I became a Member at the request of @Ruggerxi in Sept. 2006 since my old clan had folded and our leader used Swiss to help run the website and Rugger knew him and they said try out the XI servers they are just like the =ESC= servers at the time using the "Extreme Hardcore MOD". I was part of a group of "Free Agents" who didn't want tags after our last experience and the infighting in =ESC= even though "Highfighter" was a cool dude. We had been playing on XI servers daily since about March, XI only had 2 COD2 servers and the 10 man server you needed a password for. Rugger had just started the requirement for filling out a application and had been asking me many times and I told him if we don't have to fill out a form then WWII Mercenary, Putzer, and I would all join together which we did. When COD4 and Crysis came out we needed dedicated Admins for our growing server list and since I had already been catching hackers and Aim-bots for quite some time and most of the Admins were moving to other games Rugger asked me to become the Head COD2 Admin which I wasn't sure about given the fact that I don't take shit well from others but Admins still got respect back then and you could be kicked for a while if you went off on a Admin. None the less I accepted and am still one of the Admins for our COD2 servers and helped recruit too many of you to count. This Family has grown far beyond what any of us expected but Rugger had a dream and with his calm guidance we are now the "Largest PC Gaming Clan in the World". I am just a few months shy of getting my 16yr tags and will never forget C-Bags and Killroy wanting to challenge me 1 on 1 on the 10 man server just after I joined thinking they would smoke me on their "Private" Server and I tied C-Bags and Killroy got on the fridge on Gobrats and I lost by 2 having never played the map and my ping being triple. I earned major respect from them and those watching that day and had some laughs with some guys who helped start all this and learned that they were a lot of fun. Thanks for helping me remember the beginning days and how far we have grown. I miss many of you who don't come back and play COD2 anymore and you are always encouraged to come back to the Original Servers anytime for a whoopin lol

Look at this baby pete! huntsman spider!

I woke up in the hospital this morning, and asked the Doctor, "what happened?" "Well" he said, "you were in a coma for three years. Men are now competing in women's sport, we've spent the last two years battling a mutant bat virus, inflation is running at 7%, there are 47 official sexes, the President of the USA is 80 and senile and we're on the brink of World War 3" "Shit" I said, "what date is it?" "April 1" he replied "Hahahaha, you had me there for a second!" How sad is this joke?

The Last Cold Beer what about this?? BBC accepted male-dominant cast in new SAS drama as 'you couldn't pretend story isn't mainly about men' – producer says (gbnews.uk) The absolutely over the top BBC (hated by the British Public) is all but apologising for the unfortunate fact that in the formation of the SAS in WW2 no women were included? They nevertheless squeezed one in, no doubt one of the drivers in the Long Range Reconnaissance Group, which is bollocks, the same as the recent black actress as one of Henry the VIIIs wives also bollocks. Facts no longer matter, what matters is political doctrine being constantly forced upon the public. Facts are facts, like them or not, kick these people into touch before there's trouble. FFS next they'll be telling us Wildthing is the best COD player of all time, and Budman is a priest.

Don't worry - I'm very picky of whose cheek my tongue meets up with - check my rantings in my posts - no it's not @RobMc or @BUDMAN ..

Aww c'mon rob, you can't buy into guys can get pregnant, girls have testicles, islam is peaceful, cattle are causing global warming, and using public schools to groom kids for sex slavery aren't great ideas? For me, the sun still rises in the east, water is still wet, and truth is coin of the realm in reality. Everything else is depraved insanity.

You're pissed again buddy, I never said anything about crime or racial profiling, my point is that facts are just that, examples :- In the BOY SCOUT movement there were no girlies/trans etc when formed, if the BBC made a programme about this currently at least 10% would be women. If the BBC made a documentary on Florence Nightingale I'd guarantee somewhere along the line the actress would be gay Henry VIII would be portrayed as anything but what he actually was a large white man with an awful temper and sexual appetite. Artistic licence is one thing, but treating us as fools to promote their own twisted agenda is another.

a buddhist you mean? or a High priest of the bud

LOL, its been beyond normal sanity for a long time

I have - that's where I met @Timmah!

Know @RobMc he probably has the market cornered

you mean like this

Guiding hands.mp4 Tap to start

Apologizing is a bit strong. I would say they are preempting the lose-lose controversy in a day where every stupid person in the world can make a public fuss... and other stupid people listen. They wanted to draw a bigger female audience in previous shows... read 'ratings'... so played up female characters. This kind of thing shouldnt be a surprise by BCC, basic cable, HBO, or any of the others. Such as hiring an obvious beefcake male, instead of the better actor, to play a part. Been doing that far far longer than 'woke' was even a thought in someones mind. Or casting Brad Pitt to play a UN researcher or some such so as to get paying female movie goers. And why exactly did they change the aforementioned War of the Worlds to where the main characters were a dock worker and his two kids? There are no kids in that story. How about changing the bad guys from Islamic terrorists to neo-nazis in The Sum of All Fears? Or shoehorning a black guy into a WW2 submarine story when we know they were prohibited from serving on one. However in that case pretty much everybody agreed that was all meant about money. The point being is that it is not the first time such things were changed for one reason or another. Only now someone... and then the politicians and the media... manufactured it into some battle for society when in the past it was "whatever dude I will go take my money somewhere else" and then people would get on with it. But now the right sees 'wokeness' everywhere they want to see it. Which is anything they dont like. Which by the way is the very thing the left is doing by seeing racism everywhere they want to see it. So you cant use the same tactics and then complain when your opponents do the same. The hypocrisy is pathetic. Oh and the right never complained (but much of the left did) when Hollywood often went with a different actress because she had bigger tits to get more paying males.

Yeah, but could you imagine some poor bastard just needing to take a piss, walking in on this alarming situation? =D

Rob, go get yersself a good meat-&-potatoes ass-fukkin'! The sublimation is a pervasive theme from a subconscious scream to ride a hot, beefy beam. Report back with a nice doggin' clip of your success!

NOT speaking to you directly RobMc, just the topic. The fact is that "wokeness" is a false narrative and a term created -- and used by -- the news media. Projection for viewership. Because money (ad revenue) and controversy. Which leads to ... money. Again. From both personal and professional experience, there are no such things as "woke', "racial profiling", "racial (nor) social injustice" ... these are terms created by the news media. Mainly, the corrupt media .. and unfortunately the terms are repeated by the righteous media outlets. They are not reflective of the reality of the United States as it exists today. Those words and media phrases mean NOTHING in real life. They were coined by the media for ratings and nothing more. The only people that fall under those labels deny personal accountability and responsibility for their actions. They only support criminals. Race and religion is irrelevant. Do your own research and math. Violent crime has nothing to do with "racial profiling" or "racial injustice". It crosses all borders. Facts are facts.

Why do men get smarter during sex? They're plugged into a know-it-all. Dude was having great sex with his new girlfriend. Afterward she reached over and gently scratched his balls. Amused, he asked "why do you like doing that?" "I really miss my own." Sorry, just had to throw in some real humor...

WHAT??? You didn't know @BUDMAN is a priest??? Wait -you're actually correct - my mistake - his title starts with the same 3 letters but ends with only 2 -

Does having my JR tags over 10 years ago count? If not, then when I came back over 5 years ago little did I know it was a slipperly uphill climb from member to admin. tough mountian to climb that wasn't possible without @loaderXI someone had to look after me

I was asked to leave the company I worked for for 27 years because of a merger. Retired at 62 and I am 72. Work took me all around the world missing an important part of family life. I am enjoying retirement.

In a Galaxy far far away I had a computer that was a 486 if I recall. I had just gotten married to my wife in 2003. I worked for a local isp and game with a few guys in that office. I bought call of duty 2 when it came out and started to explore the servers online. I popped into a server that noddy, newf, and johnny dos were playing on. The first breakfast club was on that server. I would hide and snipe on this server. With each victim I got I would use my cell phone to play my ring tone of As the servers grew I was asked to be and admin. With that I said yes. Than came call of duty 4 and 5. As admins we would over see all three games. As the clan grew and we got more and more members the founders determined that the admins should only be in the games they played most. This clan started with only 4 guys in a shop that wanted to have fun shooting each other and not have a whole bunch of you can do this and can't do that. As they grew into a bigger family of gamers' they knew a time would come and they created a code of conduct. The clans reach was going world wide as the web is world wide. Then came the idea of hey lets meet up with each other and then >XI< Fest was born. I got to meet many of the people I game with and the love in this family for its fellow members grows stronger with each passing day. My wife loved johnny dos when I would play against in game and fell in love with him more when she met him at an >XI< Fest. We have had many players come and go but those that stay know this is not only a clan but a family. Mess with one of us you mess with all of us. @Rascal she can tell you best what happens because a player try to mess with her. As you can see I am one of those OG. I wish all you well and have fun playing here. But remember I will find you and I will kill you for I have a select set of skills over a long career....

I remember JohnnyDos , Beers and AmboyDuke sponsored me .We would play alot in the mornings. I still remember Johnnys laugh RIP.

Electrician

Getting down to 207...17 lbs.to go for my target. Hate them sit-up tho...does it show?

I may or may not have been drinking beer. lol

SO - the truth is out @Icequeen got you pregnant

Also a British slang for truancy in one's youth, it begs the question: Did ol' Rob ever engage in dogging, so he could then engage in dogging?

Close enough for government work (especially across the Pond)

Not far-off: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogging.

You confused poor Rob. Next time thr0w-in a dogging reference or something.

Sorry - I don't kiss and tell - or in this case .........................

Really buddy???? more important than losing weight is stopping hanging around mens toilets late at night, otherwise your ass will gain some.

Bourbonnaise isn't a bad place to be, you'll like it come spring & summer. For those of us born here, Illinois will forever be home, but can't for the life of me wonder why anyone would move TO Illinois. Taxes suck, gov sux, and all the things that made Illinois wonderful have left.

?????? unfortunately no ?, something you want to tell us buddy?

This is the full vid with the complete sex shot. Original from Conan. I suppose the above was intentionally cut off early to suggest a different scenario. Begs the question why.

Thank-you

Thank you

I blame Spinpuppy and 2_many_beers for my involvement in this whole mess.

I am An Automotive Mechanic " Auto Technician" which is what that call us now a days, for almost 30 years! I have worked on my share of a wide range of automobiles. Side jobs have included jack of all trades, but master at none, LMAO!

For nearly 20 years, assembled car seats for the Ford Crown Victoria and Mercury Grand Marquis. For about 14 of those years, I was a supplier quality engineer dealing directly with supplier for new model changes and production quality related issues. Ford shuttered that plant in 2011, London Ontario, so our plant closed as well. For the last 10, been working in a bearing manufacturing plant making/assembling bearings (tansmission bearings, differential bearings, wheel bearings, chain guides, belt and chain guide tensioners, belt pulleys) serving customers (Ford, GM, Chrysler, Honda, ZF, TRW, Mitsubitshi, Nissan) from NA, Mexico, Thailand, Korea, China, Japan). Carried over in the supplier quality role for first 7ish years and for last 3 years, now do the same thing but on the customer side, so now deal directly with the customers on our plant quality related issues. After nearly 30 years of the automotive world, I've had my fill of stressful and crazy busy days. In a couple of months, I'm packing it in and my wife and I are moving to another province to start the next chapter of our lives. I have now just started my training on becoming a certified home energy advisor, a lot of material so will take a bit of time, but a completely new line of business from what I'm used but is interesting and will essentially be my own boss once we get to where we are going.

It was a couple of presidents ago. Some dude named @Ruggerxi sponsored me to join. I played on here almost a couple of years I think before I joined. This was on the cod2 dm and cod ctf servers at the start. My 1st games were with the breakfast club & @Izumi when I was (working lol) 3rd shift. I've met many XI and built friendships over the years. I was even in a relationship with a member for a time. No it wasn't @wildthing but I still hold out hope :0 Its been a great ride shooting at these Idiots in my life.

And your STILL a little pain in the ass. lol

I was only 12... xD I remember Wildthing, BudSr & Caper were who helped me get my jr tags so young. Now I'm 24 and STILL play on the COD4 severs.

was over a decade ago can't remember the size of my last beer