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A cat and a rooster - lifelong friends - are walking through the forest and starting to get hungry. Eventually they come to a stream and notice some food on the other side. While the stream isn't very wide, it is fast moving, and there is no easy way to cross. The rooster is so hungry at this point that he decides he's going to try and jump the stream. He struts back, turns, then runs towards the stream flapping his wings for all he's worth. He jumps, flutters wildly, and just makes it to the other side. It is ugly and a little scary, but the rooster is now free to happily chow down. "Come on, cat! It's an easy jump and there's plenty of food over here!" The rooster calls to his friend. So the cat, a little nervous due to his natural dislike of water, figures if the rooster can do it, he can do it too. The cat takes a few steps back and makes a running leap - landing smack in the middle of the stream, where he's swept away splashing and sputtering. The moral of the story? Behind every satisfied cock, there's a wet pussy.

I am shocked and at a loss for words right now as I fight back tears again. It seems like because we have all been playing here especially on the COD2 servers together for so long that we sometimes just expect everything to stay the same and forget that we are all getting older. He was a special person and had such an easy going demeanor for someone who was so competitive and never seemed to get worked up or say a cross word. Life is precious and shorter than we expect so take some time to tell people that you care. You never know how it may affect them or if it is the last thing you got to tell them. Rest Well STAY

My heart is heavy and I am having a hard time holding the tears back. I always looked forward to gaming with Stayalive. He was as sweet a man that I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. The man took alot of guff from me for being Canadian, but he knew it was all out of love. Rest in peace Stayalive, I will never forget our friendship. My heart felt sympathy to his family and loved ones.

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. "I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."

Wow RIP

Very sad news, we play so often on weekends with him....we will missed him....prayers for his family from bakke an hexi

Very sad. RIP

RIP.

R.I.P Stayalive , another great player gone and will be greatly missed on the cod 2 server's . A very sad day indeed.

Got back from the Hospital all of my tests passed. Dehydration and lack of Sleep.

StayAlive will be missed, but not forgotten...

Our condolences to the family , R.I.P.

Please Welcome Mad Doc To Our Clan

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This thing needs to be laughed at, how can any sane person take these mental midgets seriously? They are wasting our time & resources with claptrap nonsense. Satan & The Chinese are jumping for joy at how well their plans have worked.

i am sure there is a doctor that can upgrade you to a removable penis @RobMc i think all who read this are 59 Gender-Idiot!

Yacc if this wasn't so sad you'd laugh wouldn't you, this fckr says theres 58 different sexes ? Pretty soon the only way to prove you're straight is to walk around with a hard on ? Which gives me a problem

I did I fainted

Welcome Back @Joe Canadian, we have missed you very much for several reason while you were away. The main reason is because all our scores are down from the easy kills we are not getting from killing you. COD2 servers are going still DM is weekdays from about 4pm to 7pm our time and the TDM is weekends from about 6am to 10 am our time. Hope to see you in the servers soon and glad to see you back my friend. We have lost a few in the past few years so having someone like you return is a blessing. Also please feel free to rump rage on Pain with a grenade whenever you get a chance. Great News

damn i really wanted to see some cock

Hope you show up, even for a few @THE MEEK @tacobill @BeerGoat @Johnny3Time @JoeCamel @WeednFeed @Hoth @Unexist @Draygunnar @E-raser @Buddy @MordBlack @McGrim @BlackRose @Wardogs411 @1lkysob @Duffy @Mightymike1 @FunStick @Ruggerxi @pitbullpete @REO @Hawk @wildthing @Demonio @Hefe33

A sad day for the COD2 gang. Even though I don't play on there as often anymore it was what drew me to this Clan. I could count on playing with the friendly familiar gang on a daily basis. He was a great guy. My condolences to his friends and family.

Happy Birthday, I hope you have a good one !

How about a post where we all can describe the lunacy going on in the world, see whose country tops the bill (I'm betting Canada), what stupid things are going on in your world, heres some from the UK SAS bans nicknames such as ‘Doris’, ‘Ruperts’ and ‘Crabs’ because they can be offensive (gbnews.uk) Do they think these guys are home helps??, and from last week Boris (Prime Minister) has now given £2.6 Billion to Ukraine, despite not yet giving the £350 million he promised to the NHS pre election, we have the money to defend foreign borders but not our own apparently. The SNP want to employ illegal immigrants in the civil service A school in Norfolk will only allow boys to wear trousers or skirts, not shorts to balance things up https://www.gbnews.uk/news/schoolboys-told-they-can-wear-skirts-but-not-shorts-due-to-gender-neutral-uniform-policy/326250 We can’t deport convicted rapists because of human rights, we can't deport illegal immigrants because of human rights Russia says the UK will be the first country to be wiped off the map, oh great See what the loonies have this week, the world is very strange at the moment

Well I had to go to the family care center to have an infected tooth exrayed so that an oral surgeon can cut the damn thing out as soon as the infection is burnt out by the antibiotics they give me. Got back home and 3 days later I start getting covid symptoms. Ya I'm sick with covid. I'm 6 days in and just getting over the muscle pains. Can't sleep for shit either. Worst part is that I think mom caught it off of me even though I thought I was careful. It felt exactly like the Flu which usually only lasts 3-4 days. I wasn't 100% sure I had it until 3 days in when the muscle pains kicked in. These fucking doctors around here are a fucking joke. Our so called Family doctor says we are not members because it's been over 30 years since I've needed them for anything. They won't even give me or mom a damn covid test. I don't drive and mom is sick. I found and ordered the 8 free home test kits but hard to tell when they will show up.

Put some ink in the leg today. The fiancé has also been after me to do a tattoo, so I helped her through this one. It took around 3 3-hour sessions before she'd let me share any photos.

That is some serious ink. Nice Opto

Seriously, what's the stories behind your arriving at these 2?

Me as a child

Yuk, good Vodka ruined, wtf is 'Fairy Floss' ??? you Aussies gone rainbow ffs??

It's killer man. All of em. you're a whole atmosphere. People can choose their words around you better now.

Looks foul to me, but probably tastes like chicken, looks like he blew a fortune on it ?

Nice TAT - but we'll have to let @RobMc determine if it's a nice cock - that's his specialty

Joe Canadian? Joe Canadian?? Joe Canadian who???

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Black_Cat13 (27)LadyIngvild (28)

Yea....gonna miss him dearly. Would talk to him about 2 a week...just talked to him a few days ago when he couldn't connect....provider problems. RIP Neil Piercey (StayAlive)!!

Truly a sad day...He was always a uplifting player and great sportsmen Rest in Peace Stayalive aka Neil ...

Happy Birthday you two!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday have a great day.

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday and have a great day

I'm betting Russia, but nobody will probably say anything due to possible death or imprisonment.