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he has been busy with his other midget porn productions

how all of women's problems start with men? MENtal Illness MENstrual Cramps MENtal Breakdown MENopause GUYnocologist HISterectomy

Blimey that sent shivers down my spine.

I thought he was talking about my attributes again

Oh really!!!

That's not a chicken... that's a bloody beast whatever that is. Don't wanna go near that.

So after trying to play newer games on my old gaming laptop (2014 MSI GT70, gtx770m), and finding them borderline unplayable (20fps mid settings) I decided to go all out and build my first desktop gaming pc. luckily I have a buddy from college who lives nearby and has previous experience with stuff. He built a tentative list of parts for me in my budget and I altered a few things here and there. Everything has arrived safely via FedEx and I'm just waiting till Thursday for my buddy to come over and help me build it. I'll post pics once completed. So on to the parts list! First off everything is going to be seated in a Corsair Carbide 400C ATX Mid Tower Case. It has a hinged smoke window on one side for easy access and viewing. My power supply is a EVGA SuperNOVA G2 750W 80. Plenty of additional power ports for upgrades down the line. My motherboard is a Asus STRIX Z270-E GAMING. It is the top end Strix mobo, but not as crazy as some. For now I'll be running 16GB of Corsair Vengance ram (8GBx2 DDR4). Processor is an Intel i7 6700K 4.0GHz. To cool that down I have a Corsair H100i v2 70.7 CFM Liquid CPU Cooler. The graphics card I chose is a MSI GTX 1080 Duke 8GB OC. It comes over clocked from the factory and has three cooling fans. The thing is huge, about the length of my forearm. (There was a sale and the Duke was actually cheaper than a standard MSI 1080) Storage is going to be handled by a 250GB Samsung 850 EVO SSD and a Seagate Barracuda 3TB 3.5" 7200RPM HDD. My case has three SSD slots so I'll probably pick up a 500GB or 1TB SSD down the line. FInally I'll get to see everything through an Asus VG248QE 24.0" 1920x1080 144Hz monitor. What do you all think of the build?

Sweet @Angelz, so where does HERpes come from? Hmm? Lol. Ayaq

Boy @Loaderxi is gonna be pissed for posting his girlfriend's picture

Hey All, Started my new job this week!! 911 Dispatcher for an entire county!! I'm working my other part time job as well and I'm putting in a 72 hour work week this week!! I'm exhausted already! Hoping I can still make time for gaming!! -Hammer

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Wars are expensive, just as expensive then as now. We didn't stand a chance against the Crown, until Spain, Holland, and France decided the time was ripe to get involved. Britain's campaign in the south got tangled, and the cost of maintaining an army in the field escalated. The States simply weren't worth the trouble, especially if we could be dealt with later. The French revolution, Napoleonic wars, and the Irish Union all took up vast amounts of capital & resources. 1812 cemented the fact the states were too costly, and the Empire went on to vast prosperity without us. Folks forget how wealthy Great Britain became under Victoria, and the industrial revolution.

On the subject of mapping and what not, I am interested in it because I want to make a map for CoD2 for our servers but I can't get my head around the mapping software! If they do go back to the roots of CoD, I hope they put their heart into it instead of their money. The earlier CoD games were so much more entertaining and I could feel all the hardwork and the enthusiasm and love that went into them. Now its a lazy cash-grab by Activision because they know people will buy it, no matter how bad it is Sometimes I wonder if the original creators of CoD (also MoH) look at the series now and think: "My god, what's happened to our once loved franchise?" Maybe I am too old school!

I bet his cock is a big as an egg. That by far is the largest cock I have ever seen and I have seen a lot of cocks.

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"

Ah shit. That's right on. LMAO I loved his shows.

I look good! Must me a Russian Map.

LMAO!!!! Priceless. RIP George, you are Sorely Missed these crazy days!!!!

That looks about the right amount of crazy to be hxtr!

Hi everyone, I just wanted to formally introduce myself. My wife, clan member "Bombshell", got me hooked on gaming, so here I am. Still navigating all the ends and outs of COD4, but getting there. Much thanks to all those who have offered in game tips of the trade.

Happy Birthday Xistance, have a great day!

Then he said " I shouldn't have listened " look what happened to me

I took a quick look at his snazzy new uniform and decided i didn't want to play after all, i'm sure someone will play with him lol.

CONGRATS!! Watch out for >IDIOT< calls

I dont understand @Sanzika this map is working fine and has been run many times on our server ..... It is a good map and enjoyed by all lots of fun Perhaps its time to make a new map Thank you for the time you have spent making maps

Funnily enough only last night I watched a programme on HBC (Hudson Bay Company) you take these things with a pinch of salt ,but there can be little doubt they were pivotal in forming the nation. We lovingly practiced our favourite sport, killing Frenchmen (but with bullets not bows), and building forts everywhere until we ruled, at that period we ruled most of the world and were thinly stretched hence USA independence eventually. I suspect there is truth in what Last Cold Beer said we were earning that much from the Eastern Empire that it wasn't worth pursuing the States and making them knuckle under. Much the same nowadays with oil, we'll interfere with any interruption in the flow and ignore worse countries without oil, times don't change.

Are we still talking about Chile's cock?

Excuse us mappers and modders for being enthousiastic for a new cod ww2 game, did i hurt your feelings ? your the one trolling with your bs comment, not having your own server and i doubt u ever made a map. having the tools doesnt mean u did actually something with it to appreciate them since CoD 1/UO ( show your work otherwise) Your the stereo type of guy who has a big mouth and trolls whenever and wherever he can on news about CoD but never did anything to contribute, that CoD has let u down for u doesnt mean that for modders and mappers its the same. Yes they went the wrong way after world at war, yes i was disappointed aswell that they went that way, but the fact they are returning to their roots makes alot of us modders and mappers believe their intentions are good and give us what we want since the release of world at war. The new tools actually already are made that got released for Bo3, only question is if they release them for the new cod alongside with dedi servers. p.s I dont care wich newest server XI has running since thats not even the topic here, its about your BS comment "so what" on a news item wich clearly your not interested in, if your not interested in something then just shut it instead of trolling or slagging it off.

LMAO .AINT YOU THE POSTWHORE TODAY

@Unchileno Long time no chat. And to you my friend, a friendly FU! Have a great day. lol

A Cucumber, you filthy minded gits.

I'm glad it was a cucumber! I was worried what I might see!!

Very Nice! Just got done building my own last week. Good luck to you and your new PC bud! It's a great feeling.

Sounds kickass to me. Been rolling my own for the last 20 years, you'll love your new toy. Nothing like hitting the power switch and Frankenstein posts to life. You'll also be stunned at how beautiful your games are @ 1920x1080, after running notebooks. Makes killing folks on the other side of the map much easier. Enjoy!!

On the note of the website being sluggish we are 33% of the way through re-indexing the posts, this is what is causing the database to lock and the site to crawl at times. It's taken well over 48 hours to get this far so it will be like this for a few more days i'm afraid.

Lets hope they don't screw this up too

Don't listen to him Icey we have people on here that say things and have no idea what they are talking about. I for one thank you and your team for making the maps you do Hunter.

Happy Birthday Belted!!! I hope you have a wonderful day!!!

Happy Birthday buddy!

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Happy Birthday Belted

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BELTED !!!

I'm booked! Flying from USA arriving in UK on the 19th. Flying from UK to Berlin on 20th-23rd going back to UK. Going back to the states on the 26th. FWIW I got the hotel for under $69 USD a night. Orbitz had a coupon for 15% off good till the 20th but can be used for booking in fest date. https://www.orbitz.com/g/lc/traveldeals-orbitz-coupon-promo-code Keep in mind this site is in USD though, but they do take PayPal too. My credit card doesn't charge fees for currency conversion but it worked out it didn't matter here anyway.

For any corrections that need to be made to this first post then please either reply below or PM EddTheDuck - this should be the sole source of truth for the fest details! These are the details for the upcoming EU XI Fest: Location: Berlin Date: 21st to 23rd July 2017 But a good few of us are going on the 20th Official Hotel: IntercityHotel Berlin Hauptbahnhof At time of writing the hotel looks to be about 85 Euro per night for a standard room (1 or 2 person) so around 170 Euro for the two nights. For a free cancellation booking add an extra 35 Euro. Google Maps Link: Here Attendees: Edd the Duck - booked Jaysus - booked Zigge (and girlfriend) - booked Blackthijs0 Duckyofdeath123 booked Thecheeseycrusader -booked Dudebroman (funds pending) BMurda-booked Olive Ladyingvild John Rambo -booked UK-300 - booked Killingman - booked Rambosson - booked dadda - booked Mossticles - booked Sitting- - booked Hans and Janke - booked

of course you can bring your wife. we can ask her if you are a pain in the ass at home as well . xx and teach her that old British custom greeting " FU HANS "