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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."

Hellooooo Everyones With all the hard work testing dying respawning more mod changes etc etc etc Me and Deathwave have setup our Fallen Member server for such a event We = me and Dw are looking to hold different events starting with this one Maps have been there ! Game types are shotty and knives and were looking to do this in the next weekend or two For those that do not have the server info here it is 63.251.20.230:28960 >XI< Idiot BOX Server Feel free to add some input and share what dates everyone can try to make it happen Thank you loADER>XI<

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen."

Saw a picture of Merlin when he was in school.........well the school was on fire and well.............you can see for yourself

A bus full of Nuns falls off a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them "Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single-file line." And they do so. St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" The Sister Responds "Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger..." St. Peter says "Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted." and she did so. St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" "Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment..." "Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted" and she does so. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!" Sister Susan responds "Well if I'm going to have to gargle this stuff, I'd rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"

Still living with my dad. We found another house and put an offer on it. The house in Beech Bluff, TN was in extreme horrible condition than we thought it would be. The foundation would have burned a major hole in our pocket and more than what we could afford on the repairs. This house we put an offer on and accepted our offer looks like it is in a whole lot better condition and majority of the work needed can be worked on in time. They will give us two months to fix it up and move into it. Hopefully we can get the important stuff done in less time and that I can get back online and kick your ass!

I again want to thank our community for having the BF1 server and specially to Jaysus for all his work in establishing the server and keeping it going. Let's enjoy and make it a great one.

Changed this server over to a TDM server to try out. DM Acemod 162.248.95.150

Please Welcome Luke144 To Our Clan

Don't know till someone plays the server I'm not changing a bunch of shit if no one plays the server

Hillary phoned the president's office shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to the president, it’s an emergency!”, exclaimed Hillary. After some cajoling, the president's assistant agreed to wake him up. “So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?”, grumbled Trump. “ A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place.”, begged Hillary. “Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the mortuary.”, replied President Trump.

Had two bits with my fried breakfast this morning, I love it, white puddings nice too but you rarely see it outside of Ireland.

I'm not sure if your name came from Metalica or not so I used their damage inc logo and font. Just an example:

Thanks for your input

Welcome to the family

Welcome Luke

At last, now you might stay out of the pub longer, hi m8

welcome aboard warape !!!! now time to tubem

welcome Luke144

welcome to XI

sorry Ayaq i hate to tell you this but AthenA hate me knife too lol if she is in cod4 or cod5 i will always find me AthenA lol

That's because you're an >IDIOT< +1

You're only 57, Spin? Man, you don't look a day over 65. Lol. @Sephiroth, aka "Stephanie," has some good knifing skills, but my money is always on @AthenA, aka "A" then "A." She's like Sweet @Frenchi, too, crying "Oiu, oiu, oiu!!!" when she chases you down with her dull blades--when she's not making crop circles, that is. Great thread. Ayaq

I'm hoping he doesn't include the women in calling everyone son

It took lots of testing, head scratching and headaches but I'm pleased to have put such a thing together. However, will this box be big enough to hold so many idiots?

@NumNutz He is talking about movies with color fker..NOT black and white shit..

Congrats! You'll love the camera, and great shots! Keep 'em coming!

The Brits will get this, 'Coronation Street' , the boxed set will arrive by train and need a forklift. Who could forget Ena Sharples and Elsie Tanner? in black and white.

Athena>XI< and 1stLady play COD5 to name 2 that I know and have seen recently.

You didn't have Islamic terrorists running all over London killing people did you, if they asked the people of this country if they want our Police armed and the death penalty returned i am sure it would be a foregone conclusion.

Erm...yes it is

yea i enjoy it

Tru Dat!!!!!!!

Hope you had a wonderful birthday, girlie!

belated Happy Birthday wishes to u, hope u had a great day

Hope you had a great one!

Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday SexyP

Happy Birthday beeech

Happy birthday! Snip, snip....

(in my @TBB voice, which is not dissimilar from Yoda's) "What @FRENCHI said, +1, divided by 2, and multiplied by the square root of 3." Or something like that. Lol. Ayaq

Here is a picture of the Pig Dog along with This picture is from Michigan City Indiana,so they were 5 years younger and still looking good you two.

cheers Rockape, proud to become a XI XI maaan bastos wanna be an XI maaan....... by the way, teacher: Little Zombie, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who brought hapiness and peace into people`s lives? Little Zombie answered: Drin-king, smo-king and fuc-king