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A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. "I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."

Happy Birthday, to the happiest birthday dude on XI! Happy Birthday Larsin!

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Happy Birthday Larsin

With my youngest

I was working in the garage and the wife came in and sat on a large hook which got stuck, we rushed her to hospital. Rang this morning to ask how she was, they said she was picking up nicely!

Please lets not do that: she is a good friend til Slo fry gets in the game! Best used against Morris and Deerjohn--LOL

After taking advisement from several resident experts, I dedicated myself to expanding my posting skill sets. An early, modest result of my efforts. Sure, I ran into a few bumps in the road, the hour long procession of interrupting posts marring my work, but I persevered!

After the screen name changes, I couldn't even play. Laughing too fucking hard. Taking a short break. KockKetchup FuckFace50 Who's next ... ? lololololol

Good maps

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!

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Happy Birthday Larsin!!

Thanks

Happy Birthday bud enjoy your day!

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Happy Birthday LaRSin enjoy your Day

Yeah, Happy birthday to our unofficial (or maybe a bona fide "official--"might as well be) "Birthday Guy." Hope it's speek-tacular!! Ayaq

Happy birthday ace

Happy Birthday Larsin. =)

Ce serait mieux s'ils utilisaient du bon vin français!

I do both at same time! Best one handed gamer this side of the pond!! Frenchi and SoB competing for title on that side of the pond!

THANKS FOR ALL THE BIRTHDAY WISHES...I AM ONLY A MONTH LATE

did some one piss in you corn flakes.and don't disrecept me like that .i was joking around .so piss off you grumpy old fuck

If you cant handle the sunburn feeling then i'd say stick to those lick on tattoos you get with gum

I can only describe it as sunburn but asoon as it gets to a boney area...then its a whole different level of pain

And you didn't wear a tie why????

A little st patties fun tonight. This kid is amazing. Love him!!!

This was before I quit smoking and put on a bunch of weight.

Man - one fugly sum' bitch!!! lol

One ugly mother shut yo mouth right here ^^^^