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If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now!

Mad Mike’s forehead is flat from banging into brick walls.

Johnny really enjoyed chewing on the Bulls knackers at the Testy Festy, he got drunk and passed out, when he came round a Pig in a party hat was sniffing his arse.

He was in a flat position going to hospital that was about it

Je pense que la tête de Frenchi est plate

So this Sundaymorning I actually woke up without a hangover or having to go to work. So I decided to play a bit cod and I must say, I had a blast thanks to some total idiots. I've been insulted and threatened over and over again by some people who'se names I won't say but they who they are. Some lines that I collected and added to my stash this morning: 'Get a life you fat camping piece of shit' 'Hacking whore' 'Talking to an admin now, get ready to lose your tags' 'Don't worry people (talking to the other players), soon we won't see Jeroen here anymore, he is history' 'Enjoy that ban, stupid fcking *something inarticulate* About a year of 15 ago I might have been impressed by statements like these, but now I dare you to come up with something more original so my stash keeps getting bigger and bigger (quite an impressive collection so far). It's not my fault you guys suck at the game or have the mental capability of a chihuahua with Down syndrom. But through this way a special thank you to the four morons that made my morning. Hope you have a great Easter, find an enormous Easter egg and sit on it, so you have a genuine reason to be absolutely butthurt! Cheers

So funny how i was playing with you @Jeroen v.2 and they started rage on me to. I was named as FatBunny and no one knew who i was in the morning then Mule started raging on me like big times wich made me laugh so fucking hard, me and jeroen will loose our tags said the other one's so we even laughed alot harder. Then i changed my name back to Dukoo in the game and as soon i did that i hear, heeeeey Dukoo my friend, hows your hands doing, and one second before when i was still named fat bunny the same guy raged all over on me and me and jeroen pissed our self laughing.

30/5000 Aux usa certaines personnes qui ne savent pas quoi faire de l'argent cherche a nous prouvé que la terre est plate 3

What SoB said + 100

I'm really enjoying the game especially since SOB has been helping me with the menus in the game and joining me in Co-op.Thanks SOB.

Gets 'em every time.

Think about it

Since you asked, ever so politely... * Eat a bag of dicks and choke on it JerrreeeeeeeOOooeeeen * Sit on a pineapple and rotate * Thumbs up, up your ass that is. I am sure I can come up with more, but I gotta get to work in the morning. And of course, you're welcome - happy to oblige, any time. In other words, taking abuse from an online community is part of the joy/price you pay. We don't know each other in real life and all we have to go by is this unreal but existent online identity. The anonymity that the internet affords people, allows them to say some vile things and show their true or false darker side. The paradox of apparent human decency or lack thereof. Don't let it get under your skin. It is just a game, some people take it too seriously others (myself included) like to trash talk. So I mean, like, totally you know FUCK you Jeroen.

Technically speaking...

Did it! - first bomb killed 2 sheep and a squirrel, second bomb caused £15 worth of damage, worrying as I've only got £10 in bank for repairs?

What a dope.

Pretty impressive also for an >XI< Admin. Great example to others also.

GOOD FOR U....

Ran up on Jeroen yesterday & found this:

Fuck them all my bastard son. (PM me the whiny bitches names please so I can join the relentless taunting that they will soon be enjoying from DM&F)

Snowy Owl

My first night-time test shot with my new-to-me Canon 6D, a camera that's very highly recommended for night-sky imaging. It was a 25 second shot at ISO 2500 with a 14mm lens at f/2.8. I can't wait to take it to a really dark area near Lake Erie next new moon. A 5D Mark IV will be my next camera, maybe later this year.

Happy Birthday 7Toes Happy Birthday and have a great day

He supposedly raised like 200k from the flat earth society By the video footage he probably went less than half the height of Everest haha To be honest if I had that money I wouldn't mind going into my own rocket

yup i know myself in the netherlands so need to cross over there

Sorry about that but she lives in Canada.

thanks all spent the easter weekend in the hospital just got released today around 2pm right foot big toe abscess,got to the hospital quick enough i did not lose the toe so im still have 6 lol

Happy Birthday Toes ! I hope you have a great one

well its running fine now.... after trying a neighbor's geforce graphics card and kickstarting some of the updates... reseeding his graphics card it will last till windows logo and no source several times so i said fuck it and used my graphics card again and its doing just fine. its a typical bitch on PMS i guess LMFAO. but yeah i did replace the north bridge with some thermo paste applied after taking the old one off and cleaning the flip chip free from previous thermo paste n etc... it was a bitch to do and it even cut my fingers up a bit while doing so... so thats why i call it "Bitch" now... lol

Mrs. Smeg and I spent last week in California (San Francisco, Monterey and Yosemite). Snagged these off the camera using my phone. Still haven't had time to post process / edit them. Yosemite and Monterey are absolutely STUNNING! You can keep San Francisco, though. Most of these were taken with a Canon 5D Mark IV and Canon EF 16-35 f/4L USM III

Happy Easter everyone! We're trying out a new "Easter Egg" function on the DM2 server, today, having recognised that some players enjoy driving tanks and not all the maps contain them. Our resident mapping and coding maestro, Labob, has been tinkering again and has produced an entertaining addition to those maps that currently lack tanks/half-tracks. If you find yourself playing such a map and would prefer to be driving such a vehicle, just type the following (minus the quote marks) into text chat: "!tank". You'll then have a random tank/half-track spawn ahead of you. Obviously, especially on the smaller maps, there isn't room for loads of them so the feature is limited and you may have to type the command into text several times until you are allocated a !tank slot. It only works on maps without tanks, remember. Enjoy and do, please, let us have your feedback. If it's popular, it may be rolled out across other COD5 servers. Thank you, Labob, once again for all your hard work!

Forgive me as I have only left the house 3 times in 6 months and am retired, I don't know what day it is nevermind the date. But DJ after your 'helping hand' ho ho I'll get my revenge, well done all of you I bit.

@RobMc mp_byalistok already has tanks and half-tracks available. However, I think @Labob has already turned off the feature by now...

Just tried it Labob with Deejaykeg helping but no tank? It is Monday though?

LOVE LOVE LOVE OU EST T ELLE ? lol Annonce

Don't get caught by any of the Seed family (sometimes easier said than done) it gets harder and harder to escape each time, also don't play on easy level....it is too easy, it ruins the fun.

tsw made me buy it, i have a super old pc with a I7 processer, 1070 card, no problems... no hackers either Super Sweet looking

To sum it up @FRENCHI in any language - we really don't know shit about what's out there

Happy Easter I hope you had a great day!!

And then there's Unprofor...that kut konijn. Hij springt als een kangoeroe op cocaine

dunno but they dropped one in Eithiopa once 12,000 died from the blast 10,000 from the fallout 600,000 from trying to eat the mushroom,

Just bend over and kiss your ass goodbye

@tsw 8.5, @Sonovabich And anyone I missed. Had a Far Cry5 (thanks dadda) channel added to t/s would love some advice and try to some coop. So far having a great time... Awesome freaking graphics !!

the band sounds great live but the singers seems just ok.and cant stop laffing at the bass player on speed or crack or meth..what a fkn spaaazzz..lmfao

belated happy birthday

Happy belandet B Day

happy birthday have a great day

NICE Here's ours!