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I have sort of got burned out on gaming lately so i found something else to do for the time being.

Are we required to use non gender specific pronouns now?

change of map rotation by request Rotation 1 22 maps Put in rotation 28 11 18 dadda2 map mp_bog map mp_carentan map mp_mirage_b3 map mp_overgrown map mp_rebel_b1 map mp_sab map mp_skidrow map mp_tobruk_4 map mp_wallendar_4 map mp_xi_jordan4 map mp_4nuketown map mp_4t4scrap_s map mp_backlot map mp_brokenroad map mp_countdown map mp_dawnville_rota1 map mp_dedust map mp_fallout map mp_fregata map mp_hk2 map mp_isla_beta1 map mp_kabul_moh maps are in the downloader enjoy

There's complaints that the maps are always the same ones, and then when new maps are added in, or ones we haven't played in awhile, there's complaints about those too.......

Server has been upgraded and the game servers are moving over this morning.

too funny. 1 question have you received this month copy AARP yet

Hey(TBB -1946) he's 5 years older than me(J Dos- 1951),but what I say to myself is "at least he made it".Good for him.

Yeah, not bitter too much is Ze?

Yes indeed this rules was one that is important for me . We are all human beings and all we love to play online. also i love to hear different languages and learn foreign swearing lol. M-Mark

Oh God. Not another one...

according to the shout box they all boycotted it and went to spectate or so angus said hence i changed it flipping eck can't please everyone

I liked the other rotation, it’s just the grumpy old farts complaining.

No one understands this more than me since I am married to an ex truck driver. Truckers used to get paid properly. Over the years when everyone else was getting raises truckers wages were being reduced to less than minimum wage. They used to get paid good by the mile, paid for wait time etc etc. Now they get paid less by the mile and no wait time pay. My husband was going from Toronto to British Columbia and he would have to wait for a day or 2 for the back haul. No extra for sitting in a parking lot for 1 - 2 days. After a month he told the company to fk off because he was sick of the measly pay and waiting for his pay to come after countless times of asking for it. The trucking industry lost 90% of the highly skilled truckers in southern Ontario within a month. Now what's left is no skilled, can't read, write or speak english truckers that drive like mad men. Like the trucker that killed 3/4 of the Humboldt Bronco hockey team. It came out that he could not read english and did not understand what a STOP sign was. 2 weeks of training and was given a B train to drive???

You're CRAZY

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Closing plants down in Canada and the US but not Mexico and China (cheap cheap (child) labor). They took the money they got from the government and divided up with the greedy effin shareholders because well lets face facts they were getting a little short on their surf and turf supplies (LOL). They will be closing down by the end of 2019. If I were those employees I would just walk out the door and leave those fkrs with nothing. Ford is also planning to cut some of its 70,000 employees. Now watch out for the steel companies too. They are next.

Gynecologist Office Job Posting ! A retired man went into the Job Center in downtown Toronto and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. The annual salary is $65,000, and if you are interested ..... you'll have to go to Sudbury , Ontario." "Good grief", the man asked, that's 270 miles away, "Is that where the job is?" "No sir . . . that's where the end of the line is right now.

Scary how relatable this is! "$5.37! " That's what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bell said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Jolly Rancher. Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started to head back out to the truck to grab some change when the kid with the Elmo hairdo said the hardest thing anyone has ever said to me. He said, "It's OK. I'll just give you the senior citizen discount." I turned to see who he was talking to and then heard the sound of change hitting the counter in front of me. "Only $4.68" he said cheerfully. I stood there stupefied. I am 56, not even 60 yet? A mere child! Senior citizen? I took my burrito and walked out to the truck wondering what was wrong with Elmo. Was he blind? As I sat in the truck, my blood began to boil. Old? Me? I'll show him, I thought. I opened the door and headed back inside. I strode to the counter, and there he was waiting with a smile. Before I could say a word, he held up something and jingled it in front of me, like I could be that easily distracted! What am I now? A toddler? "Dude! Can't get too far without your car keys, eh?" I stared with utter disdain at the keys. I began to rationalize in my mind! "Leaving keys behind hardly makes a man elderly! It could happen to anyone!" I turned and headed back to the truck. I slipped the key into the ignition, but it wouldn't turn. What now? I checked my keys and tried another. Still nothing. That's when I noticed the purple beads hanging from my rear view mirror. I had no purple beads hanging from my rear view mirror. Then, a few other objects came into focus: The car seat in the back seat. Happy Meal toys spread all over the floorboard. A partially eaten dough nut on the dashboard. Faster than you can say ginkgo biloba, I flew out of the alien vehicle. Moments later I was speeding out of the parking lot, relieved to finally be leaving this nightmarish stop in my life. That is when I felt it, deep in the bowels of my stomach: hunger! My stomach growled and churned, and I reached to grab my burrito, only it was nowhere to be found. I swung the truck around, gathered my courage, and strode back into the restaurant one final time. There Elmo stood, draped in youth and black nail polish. All I could think was, "What is the world coming to?" All I could say was, "Did I leave my food and drink in here"? At this point I was ready to ask a Boy Scout to help me back to my vehicle, and then go straight home and apply for Social Security benefits. Elmo had no clue. I walked back out to the truck, and suddenly a young lad came up and tugged on my jeans to get my attention. He was holding up a drink and a bag. His mother explained, "I think you left this in my truck by mistake." I took the food and drink from the little boy and sheepishly apologized. She offered these kind words: "It's OK. My grandfather does stuff like this all the time." All of this is to explain how I got a ticket doing 85 in a 40 mph zone. Yessss, I was racing some punk kid in a Toyota Prius. And no, I told the officer, I'm not too old to be driving this fast. As I walked in the front door, my wife met me halfway down the hall. I handed her a bag of cold food and a $300 speeding ticket. I promptly sat in my rocking chair and covered up my legs with a blankey. The good news was that I had successfully found my way home.

I've got ties older and better looking than you - Gonna be around for a looooong time - get used to it - You bet - I'm on the front cover!!!!!

Listen to what TBB said, 'cause he is "OLD" and an Idiot...

Closing plants in Canada and USA but not in Mexico. Punish GM by never buying one of their products ever again like I did for what they did to Detroit a long time ago. https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/26/gm-unallocating-several-plants-in-2019-to-take-3-billion-to-3point8-billion-charge-in-future-quarters.html

Shut your whore mouth!

Just need to make this clear to everyone, there is no place that has >XI< attached to it that allows racist comments. That means servers, that means the website, that means Teamspeak. If you are heard or seen making these comments you will be banned i dont care if your my mother you will be banned, I dont care if its me I will be banned, I dont care if its your friend on your name you will be banned, I dont care if its your dog you will be banned. End of story have a nice day. This is the way we have run things since day 1 and will continue to run it this way

Please Welcome Godspawn To Our Clan

Fuck off PITAMonkey bread is a long time family favorite but I took it one step further. Below are the original version and my Favorite, The Drunken Monkey!!!MONKEY BREAD 4 tubes Pillsbury buttermilk or 2 Grands Buttermilk2/3 c. sugar1 tsp. cinnamon1 c. sugar1 tsp. cinnamon1 1/2 sticks butterCut biscuits into fourths. Combine 2/3 cup sugar and 1 teaspoon cinnamon in a bag (or Bowl); add cut up biscuits pieces and shake well (roll around in bowl). Place 1/2 the cut up biscuits in Bundt pan(coated with BUTTER!!!). Cook 1 cup sugar, 1 teaspoon cinnamon, 1 1/2 sticks butter for 2 minutes(in sauce pan on low heat. You want to create a Carmel base) and pour 1/2 mix over pieces in pan. Add remaining biscuits and top with rest of liquid mixture. Cover with remaining dry sugar cinnamon mixture. Bake at 350 degrees for 30-35 minutes. Drunken MonkeyMONKEY BREAD 4 tubes Pillsbury Buttermilk or 2 Grands Buttermilk2/3 c. sugar1 tsp. cinnamon1 c. sugar1 tsp. cinnamon3/4 cup Rum3/4 stick butter (you can use a whole stick. it is just more gooiness.)Cut biscuits into fourths. Combine 2/3 cup sugar and 1 teaspoon cinnamon in a bag (or Bowl); add cut up biscuits pieces and shake well (roll around in bowl). Place 1/2 the cut up biscuits in Bundt pan(coated with BUTTER!!!). Cook 1 cup sugar, 1 teaspoon cinnamon, 3/4 sticks butter 3/4 cup Rum for 2 minutes(in sauce pan on low heat. Most alcohol will burning off on stove. You want to create a Carmel base) and pour 1/2 mix over pieces in pan. Add remaining biscuits and top with rest of liquid mixture. Cover with remaining dry sugar cinnamon mixture. Bake at 350 degrees for 30-35 minutes.This recipe will be very gooey due to the amount of liquid. I made this for a work party a while ago it went fast.OH SERVE WARM

If an admin can delete the other post I have put up that are not working. My internet decided to start messing up at the time of that post. Thanks On to what I was saying in the broken link. I was told by a very nice lady to stop by here an finally introduce myself. Well, Hi all I am HotRod55 aka Jester. But because you already have a jester I changed it. It is great to play with you all. I know I complain a lot about everything but I am older then some of you kids an it makes me feel better. lol F- that you all hack! Especially timmah. Take care an shoot most you all later.

fuck you pita????

The flood gates for all of Hxtr's prodiginy opened

Mic works. Just need to get my video settings right so I get my frame rate improved

The rotation that was in yesterday had a lot of maps that are open and big (and also random spawn points). I think we should be keeping those maps in the rotation, but three of them in a row seems to agitate the daily regulars. Plenty of people *do* leave when they don't like the map... when it's half the players who were playing, then I think we need to take notice (which @dadda2did).

I hate your face.

I would say that whoever made this vid is an idiot, except that would be a gross insult to Idiots.

Oh shit, he's airborne! =D Fun music, btw...maybe this next summer take it to an outdoor rave & get some aerial footage. (Pictures Mental with some glowsticks moshin' in the crowd)

cool, I'll give it a try.

I could always switch to Windows, but then I'd have to find a way to tell my parents I'm gay. I'd rather just keep on using my Mac and liking chicks. BTW, I think I just heard your Mom calling you up for dinner.

SO WHAT WAS HIS POINT?

I'm offended! And for that I am going to bitch and moan and make someone else fix the problems! Wheres my Prozac!

It's this coming weekend guys, don't forget ! It will be fun :)

Bullshit alert! Bullshit alert!

I don't discriminate lol

Both GI's in here, welcome to XI! Who was the third Gi that played in our servers? @Timmah!?

About time, welcome!

I'M BACK, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just finished my first game back. Man am I rusty. I'll be back later, but I'm going to get something to eat first.

You bastard - you've ruined my Christmas My lawyers will be in touch

Ayaq is still here, you crazy buggers and buggeresses! Been out for a bit, will be on more. Love you all. Ayaq

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SgtHarryWeezer Yes, that's very wrong. Many members of XI are assholes and don't hesitate to admit it. In most cases, it's not their fault. Scientific studies show clearly that assholiness is genetic in origin but even so, assholes are proud of their heritage and way of life. For instance, my father was an asshole, and his father before him. Indeed, I come from a long line of assholes and I take serious offense that you would demonstrate such a bias against assholes in general, or even in particular. Often, we're called "fucking assholes" which is entirely accurate, because like anyone else, assholes like to dip their lilly, flog their dolphin, manage their meat, etc. Sometimes, we're even cocksucking assholes, though I don't prescribe to this particular activity myself. But the point is, being an asshole is an honored American tradition and you shouldn't put an asshole down for it (unless you fall into that second class of asshole I referenced earlier, who enjoy putting other assholes down for various purposes which we can't discuss at this family-oriented web site.) Thanks Killgirl, for your understanding, and I would hope that in the future, you will refrain from denegrating we assholes, and make an effort to understand us. We here at XI are some of the best assholes you'll find anywhere. Point taken asshole. And, unlike Rugger, and some of the infinite other men that take liberties with it, I will try to be more sensitive to your asshole in the future. Ha ha ha...I love XI.