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Damn, I thought @Timmah! and I had successfully hijacked this topic but here you two come getting it back on track. We need the expertise of @Crack in here fast so we can get this thing completely derailed.

A man named Jack walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money." Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Jack took the money.

Hey guys, I will be featured on HGTV "How Close Can I Beach?", April 21st at 8pm. I am the local Siesta Key, Florida Realtor of this episode. The link to the episode is below. https://www.hgtv.com/shows/how-close-can-i-beach/episodes/living-the-beach-life-in-siesta-key-fl

So I shouldn’t email the Producer and ask when the Siesta Key episode that I heard about last September is going to air?

U literally said the game is garbage earlier in steam now u say its one of the best of the year stop being drunk

Thanks for the rotation .. I agree with the brecourt storm comment above my Elvis9

So if someone can't remember the name to Sandstorm, with what song do you troll them?

@Sourtap 4 sure

After meeting this Idiot . I approved this message. Well done Harry..?

again

Coool..I will be watching fker..Have fun and good luck.. Try to slip XI somewhere in there.. lol P.s. Are you sure is not " How can I beeech ?" ?

White Dragon, You are always frozen......??

Congratulations Weezer!!!!!!!!!!

fixed Thank You guys!!

I have some major s*** going on right now so it's going to be awhile before y'all send me back online again my computer crash my family left me my job lets me and I'm being evicted out of my house so I don't know what's going on next but I'll keep you updated love everybody here he on motherfukers

Congrats Harry !

Great selection of maps this week ; Had a problem at the end of one map (cw_brecourt_storm) when it ended the server froze. I think the problem is the map that follows that would be : mp_cw_hurtgen we had the same trouble last summer with this same map and when it did work everyone hated it !! They removed it last summer and replaced it with ( mp-newhurtgen ) and that ended the lock up problem' Hope this helps

Eye-hand coordination is one of the first things to go...sorry bro.

good rotation except the brecourt storm, it is very dark map

That joke is funny 22/7X today.

I have to use both hands, Funky.

Have you tried jerking off with your other hand? Way less than 30 minutes and it’s like playing a totally different game.

Hey, all! This year's XI Fest will be held in Charlotte, NC. Did you know that Charlotte is one of the top 10 best craft beer towns in America? Or that it's the #1 most up and coming city in America? Charlotte is one of the 10 U.S.. cities where everyone wants to live right now, and it's one of the 20 best places in the U.S. for the weather. About 212 days of the year are sunny, with average fall temps in the low 70s for the high and low 50s for the low. Things to do include NASCAR Hall of Fame, Carowinds Amusement Park, U.S. National Whitewater Center, indoor karting, shooting ranges, home of Charlotte Motor Speedway, Ray's Splash Planet, Brewery & Distillery tours, tons of great restaurants and eateries, Charlotte Premium Outlets for the shopper in you, and much, much more. If you want to stay in the loop and get all of the details about XI Fest Charlotte taking place September 12-15, then join the club now with the following link: Information about hotels, activities & events, where everyone will be staying, etc. will be discussed in the club. So even if you're remotely considering attending at this point, join now & find out more! I'm sure several of XI's past fest attendees will tell you that no matter where we go or what we do, we have a great time with great people!

He means what he is saying-Just stay in the freeze tag servers and build your confidence up because once you go to the DM server Larsin will have dibs on your 1st or next born ?

By the way, Don't listen to weezer...lol Freezetag is awesome and great bunch of idiots to play with!

I was just in Lubbock last weekend, I live in Fort Worth

hello greywolf,,,can we just call yuo earl????heheheh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNMzBnuBC6Y watch it in hi def. sit back and enjoy the absolute magic that transpires before you haha

Glad to see you here, Graywolf...... great intro! ?

Hey Graywolf. Welcome to the forums!

ps You spell tyre wrong, lol

Congratulations to Harry Weezer for being moved to the COD5 Head Admin team, he will be a great addition to the team. Thanks Harry for all your help and look forward to your ideas and plans on how to make the COD5 >XI< community better.

I wish I could have, we filmed this back in September of 2018.. I been itching to spread the word but they had us tight lipped until yesterday.

Good one - haven't heard that one before

Welcome....nade you later.

Tennessee...Wowwwww That name always sound very American to me., I love America...I remember very well the date and time I fell in love with all the Americans...I was in the cinema with my Little Brother ..it was the 22 of November 1963 at 3:30 pm our time..and they announced in the middle of the movie which was turned off...That President John Kennedy has just been assassinated...We South Americans are by nature very sentimental..and me being 15 years old got caught up with the cries of the people in the cinema.it was something that I will never forget.. You are welcome mate