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Sebastian and Julian got married in Las Vegas. They couldn’t afford a honeymoon so they go back to Sebastian’s Mom and Dad’s house in San Francisco for their first married night together. In the morning, Johnny, Sebastian’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Sebastian and Julian are up yet. She replies, ‘No’. Johnny asks, ‘Do you know what I think?’ His mom replies, ‘I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.’ Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, ‘Are Sebastian and Julian up yet?’ She replies, ‘No.’ Johnny says, ‘Do you know what I think?’ His mom replies, ‘Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school’ After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, ‘Are Sebastian and Julian up yet?’ His mom says, ‘No.’ He asks, ‘Do you know what I think?’ His mom replies, ‘OK, tell me what you think.’ He says: ‘Last night Sebastian came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.’

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his vacations at this country inn. The previous year he’d finally managed to close the deal with the innkeeper’s daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, and then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap! “Helen, why didn’t you write when you learned you were pregnant?” he cried. “I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!” Well” she said “when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin’ and talkin’ and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer.”

Michael is sitting in a chair at his barbershop. Worried about his receding hairline, he confides in his barber about what he could possibly do to fix the problem. Hearing his case, the patron in the chair beside Michael leans over and whispers to him “I couldn’t help but overhear your problem. I’ve found that pussy juice always works for me.” “But you’re balder than I am!” replies Michael, to which the man responds “Yea, but you’ve got to admit, I’ve got one hell of a mustache!”

Whats up Xi This Your Friendly OPERATOR popping in to show some love & respect Have a Rad Weekend Kill em All! Ex-Bones Clan Admin

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A man dies ‘in the act’ after taking Viagra and rigor mortis has set into his private parts. The funeral director can’t get the coffin lid nailed on and has to discuss the alternatives with the man’s beautiful young widow. “I’m afraid that the only way to get the lid on is either to pay another $3,000 for an extra-large coffin or to amputate his member”. “Well I have no more money” states the widow “and it is against my religion for me to bury my husband in more than one piece”. The funeral director thinks about this and then comes up with a brainwave: He’ll amputate his dick and then stick it up the deceased’s backside, in which case a more expensive coffin is unnecessary and the husband will still be, in a manner of speaking, in the one piece. The widow reluctantly agrees. On the day of the funeral, the deceased is displayed in an open casket. As the mourners file by, one mourner places flowers on the coffin and a drop of water from the flowers falls onto the deceased’s face, looking for all the world like a teardrop. The next mourner to file by is the widow. She looks down at her lifeless husband, notices the teardrop and says to him quietly “See, I told you it hurts!”

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Cheers guys. We sure will have a drink on daddas and johnnydos behalf on the next XI europe fest. Out of 123 views not many people posted....but oh well, people show their true colours! But those who posted Cheers to you all!

Cheers Johnny

Kobe and his 13 year old daughter Gianna were killed in a helicopter crash in Calabasas, California just a few hours ago. My prayers are with him, his daughter, his wife and 3 daughters, family, friends and fans.

Hello All, The regular mod DM1 has been put back in and next rotation is now running. Small map rotation map mp_africorp_rmk map mp_bridge map mp_gardenofheat map mp_lichtung map mp_meatgrinder map mp_pmcod map mp_snr_seals_2 Medium map rotation map mp_506th map mp_78deadsville map mp_agx_depot1 map mp_agxstlo map mp_beuvron map mp_byalistok map mp_canal2 map mp_crash_day map mp_dawnville map mp_downtown2 map mp_dug_in78 map mp_frenchvillage map mp_hob_mohdv2 map mp_mohdm3 map mp_newvillers map mp_paresu map mp_snr_carentan map mp_tankhuntwaw map mp_waw_arnhem Large map rotation map mp_1078carentan map mp_agx_port map mp_anzio map mp_caen2 map mp_communique map mp_dumont map mp_great_escape map mp_industrial map mp_lolv2_codwaw map mp_newsicily map mp_ramelle map mp_seelow map mp_snr_st_mengs map mp_stlo map mp_trenchville map mp_vm_caen map mp_wolfsquare map mp_byalistok map mp_bentys_depot Cheers

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Maybe it is smart to make a poll to vote where to go? And which month! So people can make actual plans.

Cheers

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I have saved a packet on some new games today. The sale runs until 10am PST so that is 1800 GMT. I have Doom, Far Cry 5 and Hell Let Loose queued so the downloads will take about seven days (I'm not kidding! The max rate here is 600KB/sec). I finished the reinstallation of BF4 earlier. Downloading via Origin took three days! Enjoy!

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The other 7 victims of the crash are: Ara Zobayan, the pilot Christina Mauser, an assistant girls basketball coach at a K-8 private school in Orange County Orange Coast College (OCC) baseball coach John Altobelli, Coach "Alto," as he was known, his wife Keri Altobelli and and their 13 yr old daughter Alyssa Sarah Chester and her daughter, Payton May they all R I P Prayers go out to their families and friends!!

Happy Birthday everyone!

TBB Bon anniversaire mon ami

happy b day

Happy Birthday!!!!?

Thank you for everything, Merlin, good job !

What ever happened to.... 1. Buy game. 2. Install game 3. Go play Option 1. Campaign.. Option 2, Multiplayer Not any more. You buy game and then for no fault of your own you can't play because..... As Raven would say REALLY!!

That is definitely sad. Also for all the others on there as well.

I know,that is so messed up and so sad.....what a great athlete he was and his 13 year old daughter too ....heartbreaking.... just tragic to say the least... R.I.P.

It gave me fits on PC so I bought a PS4, working fine now ☻

Good morning, The next rotation for DM2 is now running. Small map rotation map mp_africorp_rmk map mp_algiers map mp_bridge map mp_dugin map mp_gardenofheat map mp_homeroom map mp_lichtung map mp_nachtfeuer map mp_republic_1 map mp_ripac map mp_shipments Medium map rotation map mp_78outpost map mp_agx_depot2 map mp_alcazaba map mp_ax_neuville map mp_byalistok map mp_chateau map mp_cw_burgundy map mp_db_snowypark map mp_downtown map mp_falaise5 map mp_gits_terminal map mp_jungle map mp_makin map mp_murmansk map mp_nvabase map mp_psycho map mp_reichattack map mp_snr_vimyrd map mp_stream2 map mp_turm map mp_xi_jordan5 Large map rotation map mp_78compound map mp_amberville map mp_ax_trainwreck map mp_camp_merc map mp_cw_bocage map mp_desert_storm map mp_gb_atami map mp_hurtgen map mp_landing map mp_montargis map mp_outskirts map mp_railgun map mp_salerno map mp_snr_ridge map mp_stalingrad map mp_supply_depot map mp_v2bunker map mp_warehouse_rnr map mp_wdocks map mp_xi_shima map mp_byalistok Cheers

Hey, all! Today is the last day to vote for your favorite XI member rotation. Please select your choice in the poll at the top of this post. Thanks to everyone who participated, gave feedback, and voted.

Only got to play for about 5 mins before my computer crashed was good to see and play with some idiots from the good old days ......

I bought the game earlier today to play on the server , not a bad game to be fair. I don't know the controls and such but point and click works which is the main thing ?

What a fun morning!! Great turnout everyone, Johnny would have had a blast!

We need a vote on which maps need to be deleted forever from rotation

??? look what u missing in the uk hahahaha

What a way to wake up. Johnny was a great laugh to be with while playing R6,battlefield etc another great XI member gone but not forgotten.

What can I say other than total shock I was only speaking to him New Years Eve as he was insisting for days about buying me red dead redemption for helping with his PC, he kept saying I saved him hundreds of dollars etc. I didn't want the game or wanted any gift off him as I knew him for years but he basically said if you don't take it I will sent you a code on a PM on the website. I agreed then went onto TS then New Years Eve and had a chat with him for a bit, he bought me the game and couldn't stay online much longer as he was only a few hours away for his chemo treatment at the hospital. I never heard from him since. ? Over the years I got to know him well from Battlefield , Insurgency and most recently Rainbow Six. Rainbow Six was his favorite game by far he always said. He didn't have the best eyesight or reactions but still enjoyed the game which was the main thing. Always a guy who would speak to anyone that joined and was always intrigued about what temperature in each city each person was in ? He was a unique guy, great character and was always fun to play games with. He will be missed. RIP Johnny

This is so sad,like many others he was the first member i met one morning on the ace mod server,he was the reason why i kept playing on XI servers and became a member.So many ingame memories and real life memories at the US fests...He was simply the best guy ever ! RIP my friend,you will be missed.

So with other words, nothing has decided yet, and i am happy i have not booked or accepted anything yet. This will be a last minute call if it is nearby. Amsterdam, London, Brussels or West-Germany, all ok.

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. MrBubbles (49)TBB (74)campin carl (50)LiquorBox69 (59)DiesAlot (47)Exiik (30)iiMJuustiNx (25)HighTower (34)ripper62330 (33)Germ --Doc --Exiik_senpai --MrsxMelody (22)Vx_Vortex (20)

Hope there will be an admin on line to skip few of them.