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Special thanks to all who made the Happy Hour Medal possible: @LilAcorn @ROCKAPE and of course @WldPenguin !! You all rock!

@ANGU5 needs a special medal for 9 hours straight of happy hour!!!!

But he's already an >IDIOT<!!

Good afternoon folks. With the understanding that most players here have a preferred server they like to play on but want to put this out there as I am looking at some possible changes to add some variety or change to the regular. Is there any interest in DM crouch only server? Is there any interest in a bolts only server? Thanks all and appreciate your feedback. Cheers

Yes Gungame like counter-strike : you start with the weakesst gun at at a certain amount of kill maybe two your weapon upgarde to the next one up and up to to most powerfull machine gun or rocket thats its a challenge also

PISTOLS THAT SHOOT ROCKETS!

You sure they're not just making certain nothing steals their lunch ?

Hey there, I was itching to replace my old faithful Intel i7 4770K OC'd t0 4.0GHz (mild), 16GB of DDR3 1600mhz and GTX1070. It has not been passed on to my wife. I finally managed to find an Asus RTX 3070 Tuf OC in a local shop on the West coast. If you follow the hardware scene, you know that its been super hard to find the Nvidia RTX 3000-series cards since launch. Scalpers have jumped on them, re-selling on E-bay for twice the card's worth. And/or miners cut deals with manufacturers to buy bulk and availability for the gamers have been very problematic. Because shops dont want to say no and want to keep customers happy, they dont want to sell all their cards to crypto miners, they want to sell to peeps that order other parts from them, aka a pre-built. I like to build my own, but this time, its was a little bit different. This is what i got, had good prices for what it is. I splurged too much on the motherboard, but its both a beauty and a beast. Beautiful beast lol. I probably won't push it to its limits right now, but its got room for overclocking in the future. 10700K, closed-loop 240mm Lian Li water cooler, 32 GB of Kingston Fury 3200mhz CL16, RTX 3070, MSI Z490 ACE motherboard, coolermaster H500 case with a good Corsair RM850x power supply. SSD is a 1TB Samsung 970 EVO PLUS NVME drive. Can't complain! There is always something new around the corner (aka z590 and Intel 11th gen, or ryzen 5000 (unavailable)), so yes I could have waited for something new, but with covid, its hard to find parts at launch without being price-gouged or suffer from early adopter fallouts. The picture doesn't look too nice, and the protective film on the case window is still on. I will remove it once I move into my new home. Your thoughts?

I use to play on a crouch server but the only problem there is there would have to an Admin on the the server to enforce it. you were only allowed to run when under attack. Something you may want to think about.

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Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, ‘We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!’ So they enter heaven, and sure enough, There are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, And although they try their best to avoid them, The first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, ‘Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to Spend eternity chained to this ugly man!’ The next day, The second woman steps accidentally on a duck And along comes St. Peter, Who doesn’t miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together With the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, Not wanting to be chained For all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months Without stepping on any ducks, But one day St. Peter comes up to her With the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, ‘I wonder what I did to deserve being Chained to you for all of eternity?’ The guy says, ‘I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck.’

Our cod5 custom server ip 149.56.146.73:28960 is now running Hold the Flag! Please join us on Saturday March 13- afternoon 2 pm EST we are having a get together on this server for a little fun. Your team must get the flag and hold on to it to win!!!

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, “My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe.” The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. “Oh, oh, aaaahhh,” he exclaims, “My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, “My picture?” He answers, “Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever”. She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, “Why do you wear a robe? We are married now.” At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, “oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture”. He beams and asks why and she answers, “So I can get it enlarged!”

A Vicar was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners, who he knew was an unkempt housekeeper. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life. “Were these dishes ever washed?” he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime. She replied, “They’re as clean as soap and water could get them.” He felt a bit apprehensive, but blessed the food anyway and started eating. It was really delicious and he said so, despite the dirty dishes. When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and yelled to her two dogs “Here Soap! ... Here Water!”

Don't worry - you're "out to lunch"

and wardogs name will be saved for when he comes back,,lolol

Grew increasingly annoyed at the lack of counter space; being relegated to a small patch between the fridge & stove, or either of two just-as-small patches between either side of the sink & walls. So, with the help of my buddies Rudy & Det, I built a custom bench affording me a little more space. Not bad for ~$50.

Yes, I used 3" wood screws all-around. The 2X4 are Pine; I believe the 4X4 are also Pine. I just -for health reasons-specified it be untreated. The top comes off & I have another, beefier top I can set on top for heavier woodworking or other projects. It's so stable & level that I didn't even need to secure the top with the L brackets I bought. Menard's has a drop saw outside in the back lumber yard where you can have your shit cut-to-length. Always loved working with my hands & it was a great excuse to spend a few $$ & do just that. Also nice that I can disassemble the entire thing in about 20 minutes to transport, when I move. Gonna attach a bench vise to the side for funzies. Oh, & conveniently, there were 2 2-foot sections of 4X4 remaining, which I can use to brace the Y-axis at the top & bottom.

Was that Oak or Pine wood construction Note: to help the wobbleys, screw screws in at a criss-cross angle on the top corners edges with #10 wood 3" or 4" long . if hardwood need to drill pilot hole first with 13/64" bit also screw heads are countersunk Tim looks you can Butcher a cow on that

pistol and noob tubes is great fun

Lunch would be anything come runnin' up thru there. Didn't you say you were of the rotund persuasion?

Them dogs would tear someone to shreds if they even looked at her wrong...Awesome is a understatement...Her own parents may have a time with them trying to scold her in some way

Yes, I was thinking how cool that was, & wondering about the oddest, most random stuff the Youtube algorithm chooses to recommend. Then I was thinking 'pity the f00 that ever pisses her off.' And how well they do their job of shepherding & guarding her & the other youngsters they keep in the center of their perimeter they maintain & patrol, even as they play.

in the crouch server you can set it so it stop ppl from running,,you dont have to admin them anymore. I great server I play on is this ip 192.223.27.189:28960...Its the best s&d mod I have played for cod5 Our custom server,,,149.56.146.73:28960 can do a lot of these different mods..I have just set it to Hold the flag,,with a get together posted for saturday afternoon!!!

Looks like they're all having fun.

What map and what server might help.Asking for a friend. LOL

For some reason the entirety of the ark topics are locked out so here's a updated list with the inclusion of the two new custom maps which are in testing Xtremeidiots The Island 176.57.181.99:29115 XtremeIdiots Ragnarok 176.57.181.202:29315 Xtremeidiots Valguero 176.57.181.201:29615 Xtremeidiots Genesis 176.57.173.31:29615 Xtremeidiots Crystal Isles 176.57.174.130:28615 Xtremeidiots Extinction 176.57.174.207:29615 Xtremeidiots Abberation: 176.57.181.67:29315 Xtremeidiots The Center 176.57.171.134:33015 Xtremeidiots Scorched Earth 176.57.181.166:28615 Xtremeidiots The Island PVP 176.57.181.205:29815 Xtremeidiots Glacius Custom map 176.57.174.166:30815 Xtremeidiots fjordur Custom map 176.57.169.43:28215 Important information on the two new custom maps on glacius and fjordur server both are in testing and as such i wouldn highly recommend not transfering characters dinos or items from exsisting clustered servers as it means they may be irrepairibly damaged

That's the best you girls could come up with? hahhaha weak!!!

lol silly man...

Wear your new name with pride! Good match, hopefully more in the future

I agree Sally is the glue that holds FT1 together.

OK 4 me. It's always fun to kick some French asses after having been ass-kicked by gals...

I would be interested in a Immunity for Head Admins Server

not sure youll get that last one from him...

Her damn claymores hahaha she's a menace!

This guy kills me lol

Justin we will need your complete guid to check against punkbuster master server...You can test your guid here https://www.pbbans.com/global-punkbuster-ban.html We do not have a server wide ban per say on you but however you were placed on a temp ban pending the out come of a global ban... We monitor our severs both in game and outside game...Where as your data is recorded...You have played under many handles in a very short time justine<aye stonefly WinDixy BLM TRUMP Hemio Octadog#59 If you were banned in the past we would need the name you were banned under and the guid

My name in the game is MR.Dead I have been playing for the last 1 month everyday

Wakka, Wakka. By the way, when I was a kid at the video arcades in the early '80s, I bought a paperback book on how to play all the levels of Pacman. I memorized the patterns & could play that game until it tilted & reset. The proprietors of some places would occasionally grumble, which would in some cases upon my reply of 'I'm not as good at other games' prompt them to offer me tokens to play other games, so as to leave their Pacman game alone. Oh yea, Welcome.

Many of you will be aware that, following a cardiac arrest in October 2018, I suffered an acquired brain injury, firstly described as a stroke but, after a formal complaint about my lack of treatment, modified to a hypoxic brain injury. Basically, this means my brain was deprived of oxygen for 15 minutes causing permanent damage. I had to stand down from Admin duties as my perception of reality was different to an uninjured person's and I was prone to seeing things. I was provided with no therapy or rehab to assist me and my online games proved invaluable in measuring how badly I had been affected. I was half as good as I was pre-cardiac arrest but I thought I could improve with further practice. Sadly, this has not been the case and I am just serving as a slow-moving target to my fellow players. Like my daily Scrabble playing online, that I gave up last year, I must step away from the battlefield now and spend my time on more enjoyable and productive pursuits that are less destructive to my battered ego. This understanding has come slowly and only with the help of Headway, The Brain Injury Association of which I am now a "Friend". I would like to thank you all for your friendship and understanding as I have fought this personal battle. However, it is one I cannot win so I must go gracefully. I am not hanging up the tags, having worn them for over a decade - 11 years this month - but you will not be seeing me in the games servers much if at all. Farewell.

Is it stable and fast playing Solitaire ???