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On Friday we had the biggest car parade in Australia,over 1200 cars.They were here for the drags,burnouts,drifting and show and shine.

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely: "Are - my - test - results - back?"

I know you were probably drunk when you wrote this since you seem to be drunk a lot but this is a disgusting attitude to have. Fuck you. Janey is fucking brave as hell for being so open about her mental health. How fucking dare you attempt to rebute that by suggesting that it's attention seeking. You realise that's why most people don't speak up about their struggles right? You realise that's why people fucking kill themselves right?? Again, fuck you, and lay off the booze before you start judging others. Janey I don't know you very well but I'd love to see you in game more, shoot me a message whenever you feel, you're never a burden to anyone here.

Done, finished, tired of all the hysteria. Been working each day, everyday, throughout all of this. Been going out with friends for drinks & dinners since last year. Don't lecture me anymore, this crap will never be over, too many billionaires are profiting from it, and they don't care what it costs the peons.

I have always worn a mask in the park But not because of Covid ?

Close to my 12 year tags! Loved every min! Have been to some of the >XI<Feat Will never forget them!. I hope we can have one this year FUCK the mask SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You keep plenty of spares in the pockets of your trench coat. We know how you roll.....

Yea Janey we all love you girl, take no notice of the haters, keep fighting my dear, you'll get there.

I don't go places that I need to wear 1 except at certain stores and I don't pick my nose, rub my eyes or put my fingers in my mouth without washing my hands or disinfecting them. If the whole world would shut everything down for just 2 weeks this crap would be over wouldn't it? Pretty simple in concept but that will never happen.

Janey, it will be nice to have you join our virtual happy hour ?

Sorry to hear about your loss @wildthing, you are right the items can be replaced although not always right away but your home wasn't entered from what you posted which is good news. However that being said I can completely understand your wife's feelings about not being safe in the neighborhood. My Wife follows a local neighborhood news posting site to know what is going on around where we live and what types of crimes are happening so we can act accordingly. There is nothing like that feeling of having your home safety violated. Take care my Man and hug your wife as often as you can so she knows you are there for her and maybe buy a handgun???

I would not execute a robber , the real problem is the one that pays for robbed stuff they are the real problems... I was a few time offered stolen hifi sound system components for half the price , but i never pay for that (i would be a way to encourage them for stealing more) , i prefer to buy full price from stores with full warranty

if you don't see me playing....please call me or msg me to hop on. My psychiatrist says it's very important to do the things I enjoy, but I get too depressed to play. I'd really appreciate if. if you want my phone number, just pm me. I'm hoping there is one person who considers me a friend and do this to get me out of my funk. I'd also like to join the zoom calls. Thanks.

ROFLMFAO

Hey buddy everyone knows that squirrels love nuts, the holes are for me to make sure those nuts are in prime condition. A quick rub on the nuts warms them up in our cold northern winters and in the summers the hole provides welcome cooling. Rob has every eventuality covered, well that's not strictly true is it? you must sometimes expose your nuts when the opportunity occurs. I also carry a small worm in case I spot a bird, or better still a group of birds sunbathing feeding, Rob is no 1 nature lover.

Feed the squirrels ?

Got my 2nd shot Monday - ever since Wednesday whenever I look in the mirror i see the below image - ARRRRGH - FUGLY!!! Went to see my doctor - told me there is one other reported case and that one is hopeless. For me he said take @Icequeen to dinner and it will stop. Sorry @Ruggerxi grew up in the Bronx and couldn't resist . Seriously had no side effects after either shot - guess my body is too old to react to anything See Icey I'm safe - dinner on????

Edd The Duck? Edd The Duck?? Edd The duck Who???

Did you know @RobMc has his trench coats custom made with holes in his pockets so he can ....................

OK - but we know why it is really sore..............................

Oinks for points! Lunch Break! ?

Yet another, every day one like this making a mockery of justice https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/burglar-140-convictions-who-caused-20307171

Yes it was on the Dutch tv that he was in shows in US He was winner from the last European song-festival b4 corona They say that we have this year the next contest in Rotterdam

If she lived closer to me I would giver her some "attention" lol

Happy Easter to everyone. I hope it was AMAZING! In His Love. Jedi-Jack

Congratulations Lazy! Welcome to the Clan.

Got my 2nd Moderna last week. No effect except a sore arm.

Sorry to hear of your loss. It makes you angry but it is just stuff. Health and family are what counts. Stay strong.

Oinks for Points! Gotta get that Oink in for Blackjack Losses! ??

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/convicted-gateshead-rapist-breaches-driving-20295731 The police must feel so discouraged, the public are let down, but time and time again this happens, every day I could post examples like this. In the UK the justice system has totally collapsed.

Smart ass.

Happy Easter all

What would a bunny xenomorph look like? Happy Easter!

Beautiful Rims. Now the work starts.... keeping them shiny. Meguiars is my pal with this stuff. But you probably know that.

Happy Easter to all the XI Bunnies.

I think she's earned a spot on my map.....................

congratulations Lazy ?

nice Johnny no heat issues there

How things have changed over the years, for at least the first 2+ years after Rugger started this Clan/Family >XI< nobody ever saw his face except for the 3 members who worked with him. All the pictures he would post of himself were always from behind or blocked by something. It drove people nuts not knowing what our fearless leader looked like. Now some members are either seeing him in their hallucinations after the Covid-19 vaccinations or their face is morphing in to one looking like they are his doppelganger. Forget worrying about Zombies folks it looks like we have to stock up for the coming of the @RuggerxiApocalypse. We are all screwed because the Ladies will look like him as well. I hope @TBB that this is a short term reaction and you will be able to look in the mirror and not scream OMFG

And here I thought the XI tag was stolen. lol

I told him sending in that nude photo would seal the deal. Probably the biggest threat he could have done was saying he would send more. now we all will pay the price. welcome aboard great to see those tags. Unlike what only imagine that picture looked like

Thank you all that helped in getting me in as a member! Bob Lew

@wildthing Don't feel too badly, br0ther. To hear @RobMc tell it lately, poor bastard feels 'Rob'ed first thing every morning.

welcome to the forums Muff?

and then Sally says, "Oops"