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A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains. "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking." “It hasn't affected my brothers though."

Next rotation is for freezetag is in and running. mp_78kwai mp_akushima mp_ax_neuville mp_barracks mp_communique mp_cw_pacific mp_doc78 mp_drum mp_ict_stone mp_jungle mp_kwalajein mp_malta2 mp_newhurtgen mp_provence5 mp_ravine mp_salerno mp_stronghold mp_tunnels mp_ugcarena mp_vacant mp_yuko Cheers

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we share rooms to help with costs . that's no more than what we have been paying the last few years .but by all means suggest somewhere else . but it will need to have good transport links from across Europe and uk also stuff to do for 2 to 3 days and be reasonable price hotels . Rather make negative comments it would be more useful to make alternative options that include activities and local hotel costs with suggestions .

Alphanoob was driving on Xtremeidiot road. Sees this topic written down some wall. Also sees all the people had written "FU to Unchileno" beneath that topic. Alphanoob has got no clue what this whole stuff is about. But he stops his car, grabs his popcorn and watch the whole show from afar. XD

Get a job. The GBP is going to take a nose dive by the end of the month so it’s going to be way cheaper in Euros by then, not to worry. We did several other places in UK already. London has good accessibility for long distance travellers, many choices for food and accommodations, sex shops for Cheese, and the odds are in our favor that the locals will speak a version of English we can understand. London is fine by me. Now to find a place to stay. I intend to be there. Jay and Edd have proven good roommates as has JohnRambo. If I don’t bring my girlfriend I can share a room with any of them and prices will be tolerable. it’s not like Barcelona was cheap. And I spent the Saturday puking.

This looks like one Lunky could attend but why London? It's so bloody expensive there and there are plenty of other options in England... Why does everyone come to England but only ever go to London? There was talk a couple of years ago about holding one on the South coast somewhere, Brighton or Bournemouth have good night lives and added bonus of having slightly cleaner air to breathe in the day time!! Just saying...

The next rotation of DM2 is set to go, server just needs a restart. Small Map Rotation map mp_agx_castle map mp_agx_shinu map mp_bridge map mp_kauten map mp_little_town map mp_maquina_viet map mp_pmcod map mp_radiorelay map mp_remagen map mp_snr_seals map mp_xi_arena Medium Map Rotation map mp_78stalingrad map mp_82ab_panzerwerk map mp_agx_depot2_night map mp_byalistok map mp_cw_dawnville map mp_ddd_wet map mp_deadwood map mp_decoytrenches map mp_downtown2 map mp_feba map mp_haguenau map mp_kalsville map mp_makin_day map mp_myths_farm map mp_opcenter map mp_railyard map mp_scarecrow map mp_streets map mp_toujane_rmk map mp_vm_maichau map mp_yomi Large Map Rotation map mp_78dawnraid map mp_78lolv2 map mp_agx_algiers map mp_anzio map mp_barracks map mp_bridgefthunt map mp_chokepoint map mp_cw_farm map mp_dumont map mp_great_escape map mp_kharkov map mp_lolv2_codwaw map mp_newsicily map mp_panzerfact_winter map mp_rhinevalleygits map mp_sfss_castle map mp_southside map mp_stlo map mp_trainstation map mp_vm_caen map mp_byalistok Cheers

Rotation 10 23 maps rot made by cobrabites rot2 put in 12 10 19 dadda2 map mp_4nuketown map mp_4t4hangar map mp_coldfront map mp_compact map mp_bjelowar map mp_d_day_74_night map mp_fallout map mp_fart_house_v2 map mp_freeb map mp_gvft map mp_hillside map mp_hollow map mp_kabul_moh map mp_modernbacklot map mp_nmirage map mp_novoutpost2 map mp_nuke map mp_offices_v2 map mp_psycho map mp_road map mp_rusmata map mp_storm_b map mp_vac_2 server will need restart admin please post this thread when done enjoy

Hi everyone. As we come close to the end of 2019 and the 2010's I have put together a new rotation for the TDM server. It features old favorites that I know we all love and some not so well played ones (just to mix it up a bit). We have a grand total of 44 maps and 5 packs, with two rotations just to split it up a bit. I just thought it would make a nice end to the year and get rid of the steam pile of shit that my old rotation was. Can I ask that our players remove their current .iwd files so it contains the packs iw_00.iwd to iw_15.iwd as well as localized_english_iw00.iwd to localized_english_iw11.iwd. This will make your 'main' folder pure and safe for you to get the new packs and have no conflicts. The new packs are named as follows: ON_19_1 ON_19_2 ON_19_3 OS_19_1 OS_19_2 I AM AWARE OF THE ISSUES PEOPLE GET WITH DOWNLOADING SUCH AS FAILURES BUT THAT IS JUST THE SERVER TIMING OUT ON YOU. IT IS NOT OUR FAULT, JUST YOUR SHITTY CONNECTION. As a final note, if anyone has any suggestions such as a mix up of CTF and TDM, throw it to Loader and I and we'll see what we can do.

A man with two buckets of fish was leaving galveston beach well known for its fishing and was stopped by a game warden. The warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish." "Pet fish?!" the warden replied. "Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to this beach and let them swim around for about a half-hour, When I whistle, they all come back, jump back into my buckets, and I take 'em home. We do this every night." "That's a bunch of hooey," said the warden. "Fish can't do that!" "No, really! says the man. "Here, I'll show you." And he releases the fish in the ocean. "Well, I've GOT to see this!" the game warden replied. The man and the warden stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" the man asked. "When are you going to call them back?" the game warden huffs. "Call who back?" the man asked. "The FISH." "What fish?"

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. NostradewmusXI (36)Dedman (26)Timpie78 (41)

Thanks for the ban appeal We will discuss it with the admins and get back to you shortly

I'm single now mate ?

By the way, I found it expensive too for a few nights, I'll try to not coming alone this time ^^

see?

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cheers merlin

Would be great to see you again .

server restarted at 3.34am pst thanks dadda

Sooooo cute. ? Cat is not bad either.

Don't you dare disappear from the servers Giggles! That laugh of yours .... amazing This is supposed to be your happy place, a have from the madness of real life .... Abu

This is Still one of my favorite songs. Kissy Kissy @Icequeen

My aunt used to listen to this all the time when I would stay for the weekend.

On my way to work today,I drove by this one farm(a big one ) that I've driven by for years.They always have a small farmers market out front selling in season fresh vegetables and fruit.I would stop by there sometimes and get his corn or squash or peaches etc.... well today I saw a for sale sign for the land and house and barns.... an estate sale...It saddened me and just makes me wonder what the hell is happening to our country to let good people like this go under. and made me think of this song....It puts things in perspective on how I think things are bad for me now....it could be worse. A prayer goes out for said farmer.....

Is this the same BigRedTwit from COD2? If it is I was wondering wtf happened to you.... I enjoyed killing you in the old days.

Welcome back "Twit" long time no see. The COD2 servers are still going almost just like the old days and some of the old group still playing everyday. I remember you having "Internet thing issues" back in the day when we had to long in every 30 days or lose our tags because of demand to join and the limits of the time. I hope your girl can get you fixed up and back gaming since you were always a great target lol. His nickname is and always has been as long as I have known him is "BigRedTwit" and he is a very funny old man just like me. BTW Twit MacDaddy is gaming in Heaven but I am sure he will be happy seeing your return.

WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Joined September 10, 2009 and your Just getting around to posting? Ya darn idiot. By 2050 you MIGHT have the 20 posts that you need to be considered for membership. Just saying

Pleas only reply when you think to join this XI Fest ?

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