Coronavirus in the USA for My Fellow Idiots

[PHUCKITMAN]

9 hours ago, RobMc said:

On it, I'm investing in oil

I sure hope you didn't do that because "Oil Futures" are going down faster than my ex-wife did lmao. Quick way to loose about 25% of your money in 1 day. I suggest buying stock in 3M since they seem to be the only supplier of N95 masks that will actually protect you from catching the virus as long as you change them when they get wet from your breathing. I am loosing my shirt right now with Amazon stock I bought during their IPO in 1997 but I am not worried, it is still worth a ton more than I paid for it back then.

[ReaPeR]

buy lysol clorox  mask compains even though only certain one work but nutty people r buying everythinmg

 

[Timmah!]

Sout Patch Kids.  'nough said.

[RobMc]

6 hours ago, PHUCKITMAN said:

sure hope you didn't do that because "Oil Futures" are going down faster than my ex-wife did lmao.

Of course not, I said that after reading the news, but much cheered at your previous good fortune in the second part of your sentence, presume you invested in a rising market and didn't blow it all on stocks ?

 

[RobMc]

8 hours ago, SgT.Chris said:

firstly it's not c**t it's A**eH**e secondly shit i think the pussy has gone off smells like fish all the time when it's near approx a quarter mile radius have tried ointments to no avail oh wise man pray tell the solution?

One solution is to shave your pussy, this was discovered by a Brazilian explorer in 1962, it does not get rid of the smell, but it gives you a clearer view of the problem. The best way is to stop your pussy going out at night and playing with the local tomcats, I know this is difficult but if you block the catflap, using say a pedal bin, it should work fine.

[INDIGO]

Boy glad we are a long way away good luck all

[SgT.Chris]

@RobMc the pussy is now bald and hissing at me occasionally spitting bodily fluids will showing claws i have encountered a unprecedented amount of aggression and the smell still remains

please advise

further addendum it's now sitting in a corner whinging about the lose of hair while hissing

[BlackRose]

stop licking ppl and you will be fine..lolol

[Sammy]

Maybe a ball of yarn?

[RobMc]

6 hours ago, SgT.Chris said:

@RobMc the pussy is now bald and hissing at me occasionally spitting bodily fluids will showing claws i have encountered a unprecedented amount of aggression and the smell still remains

please advise

further addendum it's now sitting in a corner whinging about the lose of hair while hissing

Sammy might be onto something, after all it's still cold, perhaps you need to make a pussy cover until the weather turns. To calm it down try putting alcohol in it's milk or tea, I once saw a t shirt saying 'Heaven is a tight pussy', this also applies periodically when pussies become aggressive and tearful. Don't worry it may be whinging now, but come the summer when it goes to the beach it will thank you.

Whilst other idiots may be computer experts, car experts or gun experts you can always rely on Rob for advice on how to deal with pussies.

[RobMc]

8 hours ago, SgT.Chris said:

have encountered a unprecedented amount of aggression and the smell still remains

You are either brave or foolish ? my further advice is to remove all knives from the kitchen and buy some armour, when your pussy wakes and reads this make sure you're at work mate.

[RobMc]

8 hours ago, BlackRose said:

stop licking ppl and you will be fine..lolol

Bless you Rosie as usual you are on the ball (painful), I believe this post started seriously and in usual idiot fashion wandered off track, now is the time to get it back. We have discovered that the virus is passed on by saliva or mucus and has a two week incubation period. Eureka, it came to me blowing my nose, in mw2 you can choose armour piercing or poison bullets, how about getting Sammy to add virus bullets ? Bear with me, in game today you shoot some fckr who kills you all the time (for me thats everyone), nothing happens, but in two weeks time when playing with them you don't fire a shot and the fckr 'croaks'. Brilliant eh?

Spray and pray

[Kitsune]

9 hours ago, SgT.Chris said:

@RobMc the pussy is now bald and hissing at me occasionally spitting bodily fluids will showing claws i have encountered a unprecedented amount of aggression and the smell still remains

please advise

further addendum it's now sitting in a corner whinging about the lose of hair while hissing

Choose your words carefully. 

[FUNky]

[piglo]

New contest:

 

 

[Sixgun]

0.00000285714%

 

[Sharpe]

1 hour ago, Sixgun said:

0.00000285714%

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exponential_growth

[Sixgun]

This is all a bunch of left wing media bullshit. Trying to scare everyone. This is just out of control.

Now they cancelled the Chicago St. Patrick's parade!!!

[Sammy]

In many ways this mess is causing a bigger public panic and overreaction than HIV/AIDS and Ebola combined. And they were certain death regardless of your age or how healthy you were when you contracted it. Sure its a lot easier to catch the flu, hence the yearly cold and flu 'season', but its just that. A particularly bad case of the flu.  I am waiting for Hollywood to make up corona virus movies like they did for those two.  Maybe one will get an Oscar for best picture like Philadelphia with a patient struggling to cope with the flu.

In actual fact of course things like the flu did kill those with HIV. But that also was the point. Their immune system crashed and couldnt fight it off. To put things into perspective I remember one particularly silly movie, that actually was meant to be a serious drama, where the 'solution' to deal with areas hit with Ebola was to kill them all with a MOAB. So the question is whether or not the coronavirus is bad enough to warrant nuking entire areas to eliminate it. Or is this all unjustified panic.

[Sixgun]

[Sixgun]

nvm

Edited March 11, 2020 by Sixgun
nvm

[Sammy]

South Park is usually pretty fast producing shows that use heavy sarcasm on current world events. Often only a matter of weeks. I'm waiting for this one if it hasnt already happened yet.

[Tron]

On 3/9/2020 at 10:30 AM, Sixgun said:

All I am going to say now is a great time to buy stock.

This recommendation to buy stocks two days ago isn't going to age very well. I'm up almost $24k this week shorting S&P Futures...I'm also up another $16k in the account I trade options in. All put options. Best week ever. I'm also well prepared for the shit storm our country is about to experience with this pandemic, which he has also tried to minimize as fake news. I'd have to say in summary...do not listen to Sixgun.

 

 

[Icequeen]

[PimpedOutPete]

My thoughts, as someone in Healthcare? error the side of caution. Most countries are making well targeted and measured responses to the situation.  If someone ask you, you had a 3-4 percent chance of succumbing to a serious illness within weeks, would you brush it off?  Ask that of the 4000 soon to be 5000 who lost loved ones to this (within 12 weeks).

I’m not saying we should go all chicken little but be diligent about yourself and your loved ones until this ends.

The alternative seems very final.