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Coronavirus in the USA for My Fellow Idiots

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Italy situation is really dire
- Total cases +25%: 5883➡️7375
- Death toll +57%: 233➡️366

Biggest single day jump on death toll (+133)
Crude fatality rate now ~5%

This is what happens when your healthcare system gets overwhelmed

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1 hour ago, ANGU5 said:

Poor Tron, You really thought any intelligent  conversation would come from this.... Good try..😎

@ANGU5 It's just in my sheepdog nature to try and help some sheep. Hope you and the wifey stay safe.

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48 minutes ago, Tron said:

@ANGU5 It's just in my sheepdog nature to try and help some sheep. Hope you and the wifey stay safe.

You too my friend, The worry is for my son and two buddies as they head out next Friday for LA for spring break,, YAY US... 

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The toilet paper hysteria has to stop!  This is where 13 six foot tall pallets of toilet paper are normally stocked at the Sam's Club I work at.  We've were out most of Saturday and what we got in overnight was gone by 2 PM and we open at 10AM on Sundays.  Ridiculous. 

I'm calling this poopocalypse2020 from now on.  Poomageddon is my second choice. 

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5 minutes ago, Sixgun said:

All I am going to say now is a great time to buy stock.

On it, I'm investing in oil

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1 hour ago, SgT.Chris said:

@RobMc@FUNky eta on the Chinese i haven't eaten in 2 days lol

Now listen fckrs, me and Funky are struggling to get delivery persons at the moment, once the prime minister promised sick pay from day one every driver self isolated. Some on the Costa del sol, some in Bermuda, but most returned home to Italy and China, they should be back soon. The beef dumplings are ready but due to shortages we substituted rabbit, this seems to do no harm to those f...g bunny hoppers in our servers who regularly eat it.  With the stock market crash @FUNky is now destitute, and living in a commune, however the good news is I should have one of out Trebants up and running soon. In the meantime you and Shiny tighten your belts, times are hard ( or so Shiny told me) no the wonder you are losing weight, if you get desperate eat her pussy, tastes like chicken.

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@RobMc 2/10 terrible service promised food did not deliver till two weeks later to my neighbor in the next town resorted to eating the next door neighbor tax enforcers aren't people right? any way tasted like money and regret with a paper and meat texture i was very confused by this 

also please advise i'm now looking at small company's wondering if they have up to date accounts like a blood thirsty beast is this normal?

 

additional p.s. i just tried making smoothies with what was left of the remains didn't read the instructions personal parts got stuck need help but the fire brigade and NHS are all too busy to deal with me help lol

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Now listen c..t, me and Funky are devoted to customer service, he may be a bit 'rusty' at being nice but I'm not, and we take your complaints seriously. Your complaint has been forwarded to the omnibusman, who will look at it for you. Meanwhile my offer is to examine the pussy closely, to check it is edible and not going 'off', I have experienced this before, and by now have the problem licked. 

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1 hour ago, SgT.Chris said:

firstly it's not c**t it's A**eH**e secondly shit i think the pussy has gone off smells like fish all the time when it's near approx a quarter mile radius have tried ointments to no avail oh wise man pray tell the solution?

Boy if you're talking about anything other than our cat then I'll castrate you and feed you balls her.

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