RobMc needs to change

[RobMc]

In these troubled times in the XI forums, the growing influence of snowflakes needs to be accounted for, don't you agree Senior Admins?? we can't carry on being politically incorrect, rough and saying things how they are, no, we must become more cuddly fluffy and caring. I for example grew up in a tough neighbourhood, did a tough job and (true) never worked with  women until I was 44, needless to say I made them cry. However, I ended up being loved (not literally) by those same women, reaching the dizzy heights of being told by them all that I was the only man in the building (true again).

Yes Rob has a caring feeling side too, if I shoot a mother bird I make sure I kill all the chicks too, don't let the little fckrs suffer eh? I can be kind and compassionate, but despite reading all those articles have yet to discover my feminine side, must ask my buddy @Chris how you do it.

So this morning, following my new Regime I was presented with a dilemna, in the banter in the swear/shoutbox Shiny said this  '@RobMc it's true, I do need my beauty sleep haha ', I was about to reply then stopped myself, normally it would have been 'yes you do', Shiny would have laughed and given me the finger or something. But hold on, I realise that not all our readers get this as a joke, apparently there are those among us that think such things are downgrading and insulting, ffs, think of the distress Rob has caused you all throughout the years?, no the wonder they think I'm beastly and the Devil incarnate. Rob must apologise and somehow make up for telling the truth and joking, no that isn't right is it? so in return I will let the snowflakes knife me in play for one month, the rest of you will now know what's happening.

Now for @ShinyAbsol no dear you need no more beauty sleep, your beauty is more wonderful than an idiot has set eyes upon before, you shine like the sun??

Fuck that

Shiny dear - 'You're not getting enough'

Love and peace to all, the new Rob

[Smeggie]

Can I have your trench coat if you're done with it?

Edited October 8, 2020 by SGTSmeg

[chewonmysax]

[RobMc]

2 minutes ago, SGTSmeg said:

Can I have your trench coat if you're done with it?

As soon as schools out   

 

Snowflake alert joke joke, Rob is not a paedo (in fact I would happily kill any of them) read this as a joke not a literal sentence, try adjusting your mind to how the other idiots think, they will laugh and they will not be paedos too, eventually you too will see the funny side of life.

[Timmah!]

[kenmen]

I think you are slowly becoming a snowflake Rob..... You care to much about what others think and if they get that you are joking. Who the F cares if some don't get it's a joke? 

So lemme set you straight with a !fu @RobMc ya old snowflake

And while i'm at it.... !fu @FunkyJosh>XI< @ShinyAbsol & @VHS2 (not sure why VHS.... guess i'm  a "tad" jealous?). 

[Kitsune]

Lmaooooo Rob I do need more beauty sleep, and on that note I shall bid you all goodnight at 2:45pm hahaha

 

Real talk though I can take banter, if you cross a line with me I'll be the one to tell you, not somone becoming offended on my behalf. I'm a grown ass* woman who can speak for myself else.

So in the words of @ENG4INE : It's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard.

 

*(grown ass being the right term because boy my ass is huge haha)

[Kitsune]

3 minutes ago, kenmen said:

And while i'm at it.... !fu @FunkyJosh>XI< @ShinyAbsol & @VHS2 (not sure why VHS.... guess i'm  a "tad" jealous?). 

Love you too Kenny! 

[EastCoast50]

I'm reading this while cleaning guns ...

[Kitsune]

10 minutes ago, EastCoast50 said:

I'm reading this while cleaning guns ...

Is that what the boys are calling it these days? 

[RobMc]

25 minutes ago, EastCoast50 said:

I'm reading this while cleaning guns ...

Ah the humdrum life of housework with the average Yank

[Snap]

Now Im scared. There's an F1 race coming up and and I Don't want Rob to like it. (With his new persona). Oh I hope he still hates it. Fingers crossed.

[RobMc]

32 minutes ago, Snap said:

Now Im scared. There's an F1 race coming up and and I Don't want Rob to like it. (With his new persona). Oh I hope he still hates it. Fingers crossed.

I don't hate it, I think it is boring, just not for me I hope others enjoy it, seems to me a world of computers, tactics, money and little racing excitement,

[BlackRose]

rob needs more beauty sleep..lol

[TBB]

OMFG - he's changing for the worse!!!  

[Timmah!]

5 hours ago, ShinyAbsol said:

*(grown ass being the right term because boy my ass is huge haha)

...pics or it didn't happen.

[EastCoast50]

Rob is only allowed Internet access for a few hours a day at the home. They also disabled his PornHub account (not surprising ... he bogs down the WiFi at the facility so much that even the caregivers can't access their daily logs), so he vents his frustrations on here now. Sometimes I feel bad for World War 1 vets like Rob.

Rob, next time you're on this side of the pond, I'll share a beer with you and show you what a modern firearm looks like. No muskets or blunderbusses here. :)

 

[RobMc]

9 minutes ago, EastCoast50 said:

Rob is only allowed Internet access for a few hours a day at the home. They also disabled his PornHub account (not surprising ... he bogs down the WiFi at the facility so much that even the caregivers can't access their daily logs), so he vents his frustrations on here now. Sometimes I feel bad for World War 1 vets like Rob.

Rob, next time you're on this side of the pond, I'll share a beer with you and show you what a modern firearm looks like. No muskets or blunderbusses here.

 

EC it would be a dream for me to wander through the woods with you, killing anything with a pulse, then come back to sleep with your rattlesnakes after a quick game of Russian roulette with a Glock of your choice, you are living the dream (of a reclusive psychopathic serial killer ), kill you soon buddy.

[HarryWeezer]

I am inspired by this turnabout New Rob because I, too, had little use for some kids growing up in the '50s (that would be the 1950s for those of you still sucking at the teat.)
We had a few "sissies" in our neighborhood and when we'd see one, we'd kick the shit out of him so he'd grow a pair.
One day a fat boy (there weren't a lot of fat boys then because we were all outside playing instead of sitting on our asses staring at a screen) asked if he could play kick-the-can with us. We kicked the shit out him for daring to do so.
One day we saw Johnny watching us jumping on our pogo sticks. Johnny was a retard. We didn't tolerate no retards so we kicked the shit out of him.
As to girls, well, we kept our distance - unless they agreed to show us their's if we showed them our's.
Anyway, I, too, have decided to make a major change in my life. I still kick the shit out of sissies, fat boys and retards but I've decided to start kicking the shit out of snowflakes because more than anyone else, they need a good ass-whooping.
So thanks New Rob for giving me something else to do as I await the Coming of the Covid which, at my age and with my pre-conditions, will sure as shit put me down. It's just a matter of time. 
 

[SgT.Chris]

7 hours ago, RobMc said:

In these troubled times in the XI forums, the growing influence of snowflakes needs to be accounted for, don't you agree Senior Admins?? we can't carry on being politically incorrect, rough and saying things how they are, no, we must become more cuddly fluffy and caring. I for example grew up in a tough neighbourhood, did a tough job and (true) never worked with  women until I was 44, needless to say I made them cry. However, I ended up being loved (not literally) by those same women, reaching the dizzy heights of being told by them all that I was the only man in the building (true again).

Yes Rob has a caring feeling side too, if I shoot a mother bird I make sure I kill all the chicks too, don't let the little fckrs suffer eh? I can be kind and compassionate, but despite reading all those articles have yet to discover my feminine side, must ask my buddy @Chris how you do it.

So this morning, following my new Regime I was presented with a dilemna, in the banter in the swear/shoutbox Shiny said this  '@RobMc it's true, I do need my beauty sleep haha ', I was about to reply then stopped myself, normally it would have been 'yes you do', Shiny would have laughed and given me the finger or something. But hold on, I realise that not all our readers get this as a joke, apparently there are those among us that think such things are downgrading and insulting, ffs, think of the distress Rob has caused you all throughout the years?, no the wonder they think I'm beastly and the Devil incarnate. Rob must apologise and somehow make up for telling the truth and joking, no that isn't right is it? so in return I will let the snowflakes knife me in play for one month, the rest of you will now know what's happening.

Now for @ShinyAbsol no dear you need no more beauty sleep, your beauty is more wonderful than an idiot has set eyes upon before, you shine like the sun??

Fuck that

Shiny dear - 'You're not getting enough'

Love and peace to all, the new Rob

 I think she's slowly breaking you don't fall for it run RUN WHILE YOU CAN ROB!!!!

[BlackRose]

it gets a bit old after awhile,, and can rub ppl the wrong way,,,gets tiring hearing it all the time

[Timmah!]

You can't stop him;  prolly got a lineman getup, cherry picker & all, so he can tap into a regional node.  I picture him hanging from a telephone pole on a remote, back-country road.

[Timmah!]

1 minute ago, BlackRose said:

it gets a bit old after awhile,, and can rub ppl the wrong way,,,gets tiring hearing it all the time

Please don't feed the troll.  He just gonna come back with something terribly, predictably, banally puerile like:  "Tell him how to rub you the right way."  Only way to win is not to play the game to begin with;  because then, you are a peripheral enabler.

[RobMc]

Wow a troll?? loved Hans Christian as a kid, Rosie how can I rub you up the right way?? ps I've seen your picture, you ain't seen mine, in your words 'get more sleep lol', works both ways dear    

lol lol lol lol

ps don't like it don't fucking read it

[RobMc]

56 minutes ago, HarryWeezer said:

So thanks New Rob for giving me something else to do as I await the Coming of the Covid which, at my age and with my pre-conditions, will sure as shit put me down. It's just a matter of time. 

In the same boat as you Harry, all we can do is try to stay safe, hope you make it mate.

ps much the same as you as a child