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So this Sundaymorning I actually woke up without a hangover or having to go to work. So I decided to play a bit cod and I must say, I had a blast thanks to some total idiots. I've been insulted and threatened over and over again by some people who'se names I won't say but they who they are. Some lines that I collected and added to my stash this morning: 'Get a life you fat camping piece of shit' 'Hacking whore' 'Talking to an admin now, get ready to lose your tags' 'Don't worry people (talking to the other players), soon we won't see Jeroen here anymore, he is history' 'Enjoy that ban, stupid fcking *something inarticulate* About a year of 15 ago I might have been impressed by statements like these, but now I dare you to come up with something more original so my stash keeps getting bigger and bigger (quite an impressive collection so far). It's not my fault you guys suck at the game or have the mental capability of a chihuahua with Down syndrom. But through this way a special thank you to the four morons that made my morning. Hope you have a great Easter, find an enormous Easter egg and sit on it, so you have a genuine reason to be absolutely butthurt! Cheers

you hacking camping waste of vaginal skin! That better?? LOL, fuck em all brother!!

So you got drunk and painted R2D2 black. What’s next

Fat camping pos. That made me laugh.

Fuck them all my bastard son. (PM me the whiny bitches names please so I can join the relentless taunting that they will soon be enjoying from DM&F)

so so @jeroen and i was not even calling you names today? Mmmmm more enemy's? Lol nice post camping fuck, happy easter

anyone lives near me,,london ontario,,I have 2 computer cases with memory and one graphics card,,no hd,,free you want them come get them!!lol

All those phrases from your wife/girl friend????

@tsw 8.5, @Sonovabich And anyone I missed. Had a Far Cry5 (thanks dadda) channel added to t/s would love some advice and try to some coop. So far having a great time... Awesome freaking graphics !!

The Man never plays it the same way twice......

An Irish priest was transferred to Texas . Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?" "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?" Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the foreign accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a long moment....... Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call."

Happy Easter everyone hope u have some relaxed and great days

Oh no. We don’t want to see his meat

Found this site... Very interesting if a little scary especially as the whole world seems to be pissing Russia off again!! Simply enter your post / zip code or town / city where you live and see what would happen if the balloon did go up... You can even choose what bomb is gonna drop and a ground or air burst to see the difference in fatalities & casualties... https://outrider.org/nuclear-weapons/interactive/bomb-blast

Happy Easter everyone! We're trying out a new "Easter Egg" function on the DM2 server, today, having recognised that some players enjoy driving tanks and not all the maps contain them. Our resident mapping and coding maestro, Labob, has been tinkering again and has produced an entertaining addition to those maps that currently lack tanks/half-tracks. If you find yourself playing such a map and would prefer to be driving such a vehicle, just type the following (minus the quote marks) into text chat: "!tank". You'll then have a random tank/half-track spawn ahead of you. Obviously, especially on the smaller maps, there isn't room for loads of them so the feature is limited and you may have to type the command into text several times until you are allocated a !tank slot. It only works on maps without tanks, remember. Enjoy and do, please, let us have your feedback. If it's popular, it may be rolled out across other COD5 servers. Thank you, Labob, once again for all your hard work!

Ran up on Jeroen yesterday & found this:

let them evry one plays his own game other are jumping the whole time and other smaws or tube the whole time but evry one have his own game play and i think you need to respect that and just have fun in game becaus if you dont have fun anny more go play farmville no one jumps or smaw or is camping ther evry one enjoy the game

Discovery of a Galaxy that has no Dark Chocolate, also very beautiful and very strange.

Hey everyone. Thank you for your warm welcome! I'm feeling proud to be one of your idiot members... ;-) See you on the battlefields! Greetz Maz

bonne pâques a vous et a tous les XI et leurs familles

Did it! - first bomb killed 2 sheep and a squirrel, second bomb caused £15 worth of damage, worrying as I've only got £10 in bank for repairs?

I second @bds1961 !

i dropped a nuke on the server about an hour ago.... it killed every1

Looks good ...

you 2 mate

Hi all, Well, my 6-7 year old Sandy Bridge Core i5 2500k (overclocked) rig is starting to show its age (with dual nVidia 680's!), so it's time to start putting together the components for a new PC. I use it for the basics, as well as tons of photo editing (Photoshop, Lightroom), and gaming. My rough thoughts on a base spec are: 32Gb RAM large SSD for boot drive and a small one for cache A couple of big spinning disks for bulk storage i7 CPU - 6 or 8 cores (or maybe i9, though the cost is nearly double for far less than double the performance) high-end nVidia video card I'm not wedded to Intel and nVidia - they're just what I'm used to - so I'm open to suggestions Any thoughts on the above, and other components like coolers, case, power supply etc? I'll be buying the pieces in a couple of weeks. Cheers, AstronomerXI

Looks like Kiribati or the Marshall Islands would be good choices.

Angus, you'd better show them the meat

First of 2018 is a wrap, in dirt on 15 jan out dirt on 21 mrt 2018 @ Notherlight BIG BUD Autoflower 20170710_131525_2.mp4

Purchased this Case slimline trapper @ our local hardware store. Delrin handles (scales) and stainless blade. This sweetie is perfect for daily use, and I swap it back & forth with my bone handle toothpick. I'm going to order a bone handle Case w/nickel bolsters as a swap out for my red handle Bear. I really like this knife, and it's a pleasure to work with.

I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. "I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage." I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?" "Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no.... I was paroled."

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?' The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.' The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

Finished my homemade lights: I have another week or two before harvest on these two plants.