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  1. tsw 8.5

    lemon picker

    Looking for a good job in Florida??? Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and a school teacher. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?" "Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Obama, and once for Hillary." She starts in the morning.
    5 points
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  3. tsw 8.5

    to funny

    If you enjoy great baseball games and attend all of them, you will never see a photo as rare as this one
    2 points
  4. Granddaughter and I are going into the egg business lol!
    2 points
  5. Yes !! it's that time of year again !! and the 3rd game is on !! I am on the Capitols side because it least in D.C. ...THERE IS A WINTER !! ...and my oldest will be living there starting in Sept. so ...... Normally I'm a Blues fan but I have to roll with it ..... So in rolling with it here are some great scenes from a great hockey movie "Slapshot" and my favorite Brothers...The Hansons !! and I don't mean the group...geez...
    2 points
  6. PainKiller

    CoD2 CTF event

    They're my nuggets, asshole
    2 points
  7. BUDMAN

    More Tasty Ribs

    @TBB is bringing the beer
    2 points
  8. bds1961

    More Tasty Ribs

    You have to make corn bread to go with those
    2 points
  9. PainKiller

    CoD2 CTF event

    Hello all, I was meant to post about this some time ago but had completely forgotten as I have been dealing with a lot of person issues which have been out of my control. @loaderXI and I have been thinking of throwing something together for CTF one day or weekend soon. We'd just like to gauge the interest first and see where we go from there. I will keep this open for a week so next saturday I'll make sure I can get it locked and we know what it is we need to do about the server - if we're gonna have a CTF event for not. I'll be releasing more details as they come. You never know, we can have a small clan tourney maybe, just seeing on how much interest we get! Enjoy your weekend, Pain
    1 point
  10. Happy birthday youngin'! Hope you have a great day filled with sativas and indicas.
    1 point
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  12. welcome in the house
    1 point
  13. Crack

    CoD2 CTF event

    i miss our OLD ctf server...not the dm turned ctf with the napalm and the sprint all fucked up....the old school ctf server that was basic but fast had red dot tripwire auto m1 and jus the basic guns 1 german 1 american..etc and thats it..that mod and server was our greatest server ever in my book...noone plays ctf i check all the time..but that outlaws clan be having full server..but there server fuckin sucks
    1 point
  14. LtLaszlo

    The Stanley Cup

    Been a good playoffs this year and finals great two games! Vegas fans haven’t paid their dues, so go Caps! Ovechkin deserves a cup!
    1 point
  15. AthenA

    The Stanley Cup

    couldn't help it... :
    1 point
  16. Wash you arse and maybe you could finally earn some and change that damn lipstick ya puke the corner awaits you
    1 point
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  19. Looks like some fly tying hackle to me.
    1 point
  20. Welcome back mofo! We told you not to leave you Idiot. Don't leave again lol
    1 point
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  22. Welcome back to the house.
    1 point
  23. Welcome Back Randall
    1 point
  24. Yea peacocks might look nice, but if you like sleep forget it, only cure I ever found came in .22 calibre.
    1 point
  25. my neighbor used to have a Peacock; talk about a loud motherfucker. First time I heard it, I was like, WTF was that? First you hear a loud 'honk' like a giant goose, then this Very loud vocalization unlike anything else I've ever heard. He liked to occasionally roost on my roof & chill in the yard; was tame enough to hand feed.
    1 point
  26. We don't call them roosters here we call them cocks ( short of course for cockerel), I think all real men should have a cock. When I was younger I owned a large lively cock, but I lost him when I got married,. I always asked girls in nightclubs the chat up line 'how do you like your eggs in a morning' , unfortunately all said unfertilised. I would love to have my big cock back, but nowadays chasing him round the yard would make me stiff. A lot of men crow about their cocks, I never did, I kept my cock covered up and healthy. It's a pity you can't expose your cock to your neighbours, mine don't seem to mind.
    1 point
  27. Weed u have a winner there
    1 point
  28. I would have a rooster if I could. My neighbor’s dogs barks every morning when they put them out at 5:30. And they bark every time I am in my yard. Good thing the neighbors are nice folks. I have a dog and sometimes she will bark I have a bark collar for her I have crows in my yard every day all day they never shut up! A rooster would be a nice change and useful too.
    1 point
  29. 'I see we have 1 rooster he has to go back, not allowed where I live' Too much competition ???
    1 point
  30. 1. Sugar The Road 00:00 2. Working On The Road 04:06 3. 50,000 Miles Beneath My Brain 08:24 4. Year 3,000 Blues 16:02 5. Me And My Baby 18:26 6. Love Like A Man 22:44 7. Circles 30:13 8. As The Sun Still Burns Away 34:11
    1 point
  31. EGGS !!!! YES !! I used to have chickens,just for the eggs....nothing like fresh eggs...our chickens were free range in our backyard(yeah I live in the country) but I had a coop built where they would go at night and I would close it up and it had a fence around it.Well......we have coyotes and owls and hawks and raccoon's etc....anyway, we had Bard rocks , Araucana's (Light blue eggs),Koshen Buffs and Rhode Island reds .We were getting 8 or 9 eggs a day or more.I am getting ready to build another coop and raise some more !! EGGS !!! good luck in your endeavor !!
    1 point
  32. Winner winner..... chicken dinner
    1 point
  33. Mule

    Mule Cancer

    I'm an ass daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Colon cancer and cancer of the rectum can begin as a small polyp, detectable through regular cancer screening, such as colonoscopy. Colon cancer symptoms include a change in bowel habits or bleeding, but often there are no symptoms. With early detection, surgery, radiation, and/or chemotherapy can be effective treatment.
    1 point
  34. deerejon

    Mule Cancer

    Chemo is tough....but your on the road to recovery my friend....hang tough....and no joke...medical pot can help...I have other friends going through this and it helps with nausea, appetite and sleep. Hang tough brother....!!! Get better!!!!
    1 point
  35. Having COD 4 issues? Did that piece of crap Steam take you to 1.8? Here is the answer: https://www.xtremeidiots.com/...4-houston-we-have-a-problem/
    1 point
  36. EDD THE DUCK

    codpieces at work

    I also have pic of a young codpiece .
    1 point
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