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Making it. Easy peasy.2 points
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My boy, how are you? presume the greenbacks will be bulging your pockets after you return from your fishing trip, if so we should easily afford my latest stroke of genius. As you know we have struggled with forms of transport to take you the vast distances you need to go on your adventures. Yesterday morning I was pruning my begonias in the front garden and some instinct made me glance up, and there it was in it's magnificence, a hot air balloon. I excitedly called the wife and pointed to it, to my surprise she ran into the back garden in a hurry, when she returned she said 'Thank God, I thought one of your shirts had blown off the clothes line?'. This is probably in response to my quip ' They could power the Cutty Sark', last time she hung out her nickers on the same line, asking if her bum looked big in them. Ah bliss, the silence lasted weeks. Anyway as usual I digress, I tossed and turned in bed last night thinking of you, in a manly non gay way of course, then it came to me, hot air balloons, the perfect transport for Alaska. Between us we could generate enough hot air for all but the longest trips? we could light a log fire as a reserve, plenty of timber around. Think of the advantages, the critturs never look up, they wouldn't hear your approach, we could get a gatling gun off a surplus Jolly Green Giant, ex Vietnam, and before you know it, bingo, enough meat to last a year. What do you think? safer than fishing boats, especially for me as I won't be going unfortunately, but you have the heart of a grizzly, and no sense of fear. I'm making a UK prototype tomorrow in the garage as a test out of an old durex ( not needed anymore ) and a birthday candle, plenty left over from my last cake unfortunately. PM me with your thanks (and money) when you return and I'll get things rolling, at the moment plans are up in the air, love you buddy, in a manly non gay way.2 points
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Holy shit dude!!! That post was like reading a wannabe Gorden Ramsey tude!!! hahahhahahhahahahha2 points
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same old rubbish I shot a whole magazine at a guy and same thing 1 shot im dead wtf!!!!!!2 points
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If you fast-forward to the 15-minute mark you can see @FUNky stick the blade in @Timmah!. Of course it WAS HAX2 points
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Here's the finished product:2 points
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just in case you have not seen it yet1 point
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Happy Birthday Day to a senior ROCKAPE
ROCKAPE reacted to Hunter1948 for a topic
Happy Birthday young man and I hope you have an awesome day!!1 point -
List your .22LR pistols, comments, etc
CplMOFO reacted to reddog955i for a topic
hey you all got off point , about a ,.22 hand guns , into ammo shortages ,,,, and if you live in uk just stuff it you can't be trusted will firearms ,nice peillet guns tho,,,,,I have a Rugger gov moldel bull barrel 7.5 which is accurate and price is good , ,,,,,,and come in different configurations....all so have a Beretta .380, auto ords .45 {colt 1911} and a Colt 6" .357 python very Nice1 point -
My buddy, I was thinking of building a hot-air balloon out of common tissue paper--2-ply, with "comforting ribs," to float across the pond to visit you. With my luck, my balloon will catch on fire, and it will rain, and I will be grateful for the water to douse the flames. However, continuing with my luck, my now-sodden airship will come crashing down--probably in Oregon. They have Sasquatches in Oregon I've heard, too, sir. My luck, my basket will come crashing down on one Sasquatch's head, and he's gonna be pissed!! Lol. Love ya, bra. Ayaq1 point
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Will the real Sweet Lovyan please stand up? Hmm? @Angelzhas me investigating you, now. @RobMc, aka "Run D.M.C.," has already been vetted. Yes ma'am, he qualifies--somewhat more seriously than I'd care to admit--as an actual, bona fide ">XI< Idiot," of the first order, even. Love you Strapping Gents (?) of >XI< and you Lovely Ladies of >XI.< Ayaq1 point
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Making The Chicken Cordon Bleu
EDD THE DUCK reacted to RobMc for a topic
Timmah gameplay est non cordon bleu1 point -
Ayaq my buddy, lying in bed thinking of you as always, in a manly non gay way of course and watching overhauling as no Alaska programmes on. New idea, how about me approaching them to overhaul your snowmobile? adventurers like you always have them in mountain men, life below zero etc etc. You will need to act surprised at the reveal, and promise me you won't cry, otherwise my image of you will be shattered forever. No fear of that is there my brave boy? but try to look grateful, and don't ravish the gorgeous token girl they keep in the background, I know you are starved of female company in the wilds. What do you think?1 point
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Battlefield V Multiplayer, the Way Only Battlefield Can
reddog955i reacted to Super Max for a topic
I already pre order the game. I have all BF games1 point -
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Who broke it?
AyaqGuyaq reacted to HarryWeezer for a topic
Only those with a guilty conscience try to point the finger of blame elsewhere. We're on to you Ducky!!!1 point -
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Ayaq update, the experiment was a complete failure, the durex burst, much as they did many years ago leaving me with some very expensive things to keep. It seems rubber and heat don't mix ( maybe I was going too fast??) so back to the drawing board, or in my case garage. Have started on the gun mount, I'm sure Angu5 will have a spare gatling gun in his collection, do we need a concealed carry permit for it? A bit of trauma on Sunday as the site was down here and I had to talk to her indoors instead, on the bright side I discovered we had two children. But back to normal now dear boy, adventure beckons once more, love you in a manly non gay way.1 point
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I say it was @AyaqGuyaq and @RobMc The 2 of em have been in cahoots lately. Ya know writing each other stories in a non gay kinda way LOL hahahaha1 point
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Your editing skills are superb, I can't detect the bunny hops, hax or which player it truly was? well done m8.1 point
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Happy Birthday Day to a senior ROCKAPE
ROCKAPE reacted to Cliffs_Edge for a topic
Happy Birthday ....Have a nice day//1 point -
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Happy birthday have a great day1 point
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Have a great B-Day bud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 point
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bon anniversaire rockape1 point
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Happy Birthday Day to a senior ROCKAPE
ROCKAPE reacted to kleinehexe for a topic
Happy Bday Spiegelei..we wish you a nice day and good times with family...lalallalaaaa... greats Bakke and Hexe1 point -
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Happy Birthday @ROCKAPE1 point
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We would like to welcome... err to wish a very happy Birthday to ROCKAPE ! Have a great one !1 point
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Greetings
AyaqGuyaq reacted to HookerHeels for a topic
ONLY FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES. @Barron3000 ASKED ME TO.1 point -
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Happy Birthday Rockape.1 point
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P1nh3ad, P1nh3ad jr, P!nk jr and me are also coming for one day. Not sure yet which day it will be.1 point