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I stopped oinking for points. Dealer takes them all anyway. My new strategy is get about 10 to 20k thru posts then i go bet all in on a single hand. I lose mostly but save time in doing it. FU dealer

Was playing around with Photoshop tonight. Picked apart a free website template and came up with this. Feel free to use it, PNG and PSD attached. May add more later if not used. Blk&Blu.psd

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Sitting-Duc (29)

On Friday we had the biggest car parade in Australia,over 1200 cars.They were here for the drags,burnouts,drifting and show and shine.

Please Welcome ShadyGregBrady To Our Clan

Asshat won't be booted anymore when the server is full... shame

In that case you're fine, great to see you got a new one

Nope! This is a new computer! I already have an external ssd and it works well. My main reason for this is that virus I talked about on another post is back and I want to set up this new ssd as my main. I may need some advise on that procedure.

You mean one of these things?

What's with all these "Shady Ass" characters we are letting in !!!!

I can sit outside a bank and watch everybody put there masks on before going in. Even odder is the bank employees tell you you must mask up before coming in. Amazing times.

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely: "Are - my - test - results - back?"

I know you were probably drunk when you wrote this since you seem to be drunk a lot but this is a disgusting attitude to have. Fuck you. Janey is fucking brave as hell for being so open about her mental health. How fucking dare you attempt to rebute that by suggesting that it's attention seeking. You realise that's why most people don't speak up about their struggles right? You realise that's why people fucking kill themselves right?? Again, fuck you, and lay off the booze before you start judging others. Janey I don't know you very well but I'd love to see you in game more, shoot me a message whenever you feel, you're never a burden to anyone here.

TDM SERVER UPDATES 03/30/2021 Following the CTF shenanigans from last weekend, I have now updated the server to the new rotation that will run for three months. There is now a 1:1 ratio of R&G and Sniper which will hopefully go well! Here is the rotation: gametype tdm map mp_toujane map sps_london_bridge map mp_rschew map mp_shalkanv2 map mp_peaks map ifis_egypt map mp_marketsquare_b1 map sps_toxic map mp_burgundy_snow_v2 map trainwreck map mp_bridge2 map mp_tukovi3 map mp_canal3 map mp_ols_desert map mp_chateau_manor map mp_ifis_bt map mp_ammaedara map mp_casa map mp_asylum2 map hillsides map liberl1.1 map sksquare map mp_dawnville_night_rain_v2 map mhz_convoy3 map mp_curra_tuscany2 map mp_cbs map mp_breach map sps_valle_de_leire These are the sniper maps used in this rotation: sps_toxic trainwreck mp_tukovi3 mp_ols_desert mp_ifis_bt hillsides sksquare mhz_convoy3 mp_cbs sps_london_bridge mp_shalkanv2 ifis_egypt mp_casa This is now live and the server has been restarted for that. You shouldn't get any iwd conflicts but if you do, just delete the offending iwd and you'll be okay.

Welcome Shady! Now get in the game for some belly rubs

Right, I stepped back and thought about this before replying, because what you're saying doesn't make sense. If you bought a new computer surely it came with an O/S loaded on a hard drive already? In which case if your old hard drive had a virus you couldn't get rid of please do not use it even as an external drive on your new computer. We must presume the way you're talking your new computer does not have an internal ssd, is this correct? then it must have an hdd and you want to swap it for an ssd, surely you're not booting from an old contaminated external ssd? If that is what you are doing the virus will always be back lol. Before we all go any further exactly what are the specs of your new computer?

Happy Birthday @EDD THE DUCK have a gooden

nice yak

GEEZ STOP OPENING THE DAMN DOORS!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WELCOME!!YOU SHADY ONE!!

Yea they're great, but you'll probably need an adapter to fit in case and if I remember you have an old m'bd check you got sata connections. Whether or not you'll get an increase in performance is doubtful in an old computer, for bang for your buck you'd probably be better with a HDD. But we're all pulling our hair out as unless you've bought a new set up you're chucking money away Dean, honestly mate you would be better saving up for a new computer, or at least an up to date M'bd/cpu and memory, if you know what you're doing. In fact (I'm going to get some stick for this) from what I've seen of your circumstances the way to go gaming would be a console, then you can just plug and play with no troubles. We would of course disown you, but you can live with that, loads of cheap used consoles around, find a one that plays the games you want, it will be cheaper and better for you.

It's @Sitting-Duc's birthday, WOW, Happy Birthday!! Wonder how this guy likes his eggs?

Congrats on those shiny, new tags, ShadyBrady!

Hey hey hey shady! Welcome you jerk

Um, does anyone really WANT to wear a mask? Probably not. Is it really all that? Does it do anything significant?? Look it up. Yeah you might want to get a vaccine to protect yourself from effects and yes you might want to wear a mask to better protect others.

WHAT?? NO WAY! Oh Howdy @ShadyGregBrady hey change your name bud, need to fit those tags on! Congrats!

Have a GREAT birthday!!

WELCOME to the >IDIOT< House

Rock and Roll!

Heynow!

Welcome to the family of idiots ..

Welcome to >XI< ShadyGregBrady

I bought the beers round old fella Happy Birthday @EDD THE DUCK

LMFAO

Did you know @RobMc has his trench coats custom made with holes in his pockets so he can ....................

Oinks for points! Lunch Break!

Oinks for points! Lunch Break!

Yea Janey we all love you girl, take no notice of the haters, keep fighting my dear, you'll get there.

I have always worn a mask in the park But not because of Covid

It was great on the server this morning. We even got Puck out of bed early. I like to start at 6 AM CT time, but you old fuckers can't wake up. However, it was a good rotation, and it went well. I agree with P-man that there was a couple of spawn camp maps that we will need to keep an eye on. When one player camps it fucks up the spawns, which makes it frustrating. No worries though everything was good. Thanks for the hard work.

Again, thanks for all you do, really appreciate you keeping up on a consistent basis all these map updates/rotations.

Hey, I don't know what you are going thru or feeling, but sounds like you are a bit depressed? Have you tried any of those anti-depressants? (Prozac, for example) Some folks have less serotonin in their brains, some have a lot more, I think Goldie Hawn is famous for having a lot of serotonin, making her basically happy thru life. Heck everyone should have the ability to be happy thru life, right? So having a med that will up the serotonin that might do the trick. Also, changing things up - a move to a new place or new town or new career, a new hobby, follow your bliss, learn a new topic that interests you. Gosh this world is so fascinating and there is so much out there to wonder about. ANYHOW, here is a link about depression and meds --> https://www.brainfacts.org/diseases-and-disorders/mental-health/2019/rethinking-serotonins-role-in-depression-030819 hope that helps, feel happier Springtime is such a pretty time of year.

Janey, it will be nice to have you join our virtual happy hour

That's the Car not the Hotel? Although the car was as big as a hotel. lol.

Nice, your wife has a name I've never heard of 'Belau' - she Hawaiian ?

Yes you do, we need to start winning again and we are no good without you cheating . As @ROCKAPE is our new pro player but wont play with us we need the Hacking cheese back