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A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?" The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?" Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5,000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35,"he replied. "I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy. After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. He replied, "Oh, you look about 29." "I am actually 47!" she said, feeling really good. While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question. He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age." There was no one around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47." Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

Hillary phoned the president's office shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to the president, it’s an emergency!”, exclaimed Hillary. After some cajoling, the president's assistant agreed to wake him up. “So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?”, grumbled Trump. “ A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place.”, begged Hillary. “Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the mortuary.”, replied President Trump.

Hey WP, what time u got... I think my watch is fast...

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I don't think we should change any weapon stats at all, if it ever comes to it, most people are using single shot anyway, the AK in real life has a pretty big kick, just got to adapt, i bought this game because it was more realistic than the other fake crap war games that are out at the moment.

Who want me to Knife them ?

Who does that, Sweet @FRENCHI? Probably you, @Trasheur, and Sweet @AthenA (aka "A" then "A"), each with a bottle of pink Chablis in your hands and giggling "Oiu, oiu, oiu!!!!" Or something like that. Lol. Ayaq

Well it looks like i will have to work until friday so i'll fly on saturday an be there only one night on saturday.Hotel is booked.

Where can I get one of those watches?????

As usual Frenchi is right on +100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Looks like "Scenarios" will be the new addition. Looks interesting. BTW - we need a WOW forum. https://worldofwarships.com/en/news/common/dont-touch-the-sides/

may be changing the other DM server to TDM. I will have to set up some rotations to try it out.

I know who Rugger is.. that was the funny part of it! ;-)

It's a message from Aliens...it says "Fuck Macron and the EU"

Cela c est passé dans la nuit du 1 au 2 juin 2017

Nummy was born b4 color tv.... lol

Well thank you @Damage_inc- !! Now get on WAW, we're ready to knife you... err be nice and welcome you !

>XI< is a gaming clan/community we don't wanna come here every day and read about people posting about how the world is gonna end, or how this country is gonna blow up this country, or just anything negative. Its just getting really old coming here everyday ready about this negative bullshit. We come to this clan to get away from the real world BS, we don't wanna come here to be reminded about it. I know there is no rules about being negative and there isn't going to be, but just please for my sake and everyone else that comes to this website daily, stop with the negativity. We are here to game, tell jokes, talk about our families, pets, one night stands, good foods, personal weight loss goals met, etc.. Thank you and I hope you have a positive day here at >XI<

agree that +1 SOB

Right now we are ranked 13th we need to push our way to FRIST...

Hey Rob, maybe you look that to literally. What I meant is regardless what happens, London and UK will endure. Prime example is with all that happened, this guy still took the time to grab is pint. Thats balls U.K... kudos! At

Just.......le sigh......yes.

I'm just loving this song at the moment!

Happy belated B-day Sparty. Hope you had a great day.

most are befor his time I guess, but some are in color...all the good ones are in b/w

Well Ladies like men that can still get it UP...WAW is the NOT the place for this...lmao Average age is like 63... ,,I,, ,,I,, OLD fkers...

@WildPenguin Dance Jerk..I crank this in my car..

Admin's have discussed the video at hand and decided it will remained permanent Appeal is denied

Athena>XI< and 1stLady play COD5 to name 2 that I know and have seen recently.

Me and SOB along with Predator tried to get it going this morning.Not much luck,but that was OK cause I learned a few things and the game is good.

thanks for the reminder, ya idiot!

There is hardly a game out there now that you can play if it is not on a Steam,Origin or Uplay platform, as much as we might not like it, if you want to play new games you have to suck it up i'm afraid, the upshot of these platforms is that you don't have 1000's of game boxes and discs strewn all over the house, i don't mind Steam to be honest.

HAPPY B DAY

Well say you miss me you bitch did you not wonder where I was?? but came back yesterday and was last??? ffs, those ladies (who are good) will slaughter me if I don't get my form back, must practice, must practice, must practice, Beers knifed me twice, it's being retired Spin you'll love it when it happens. Only problem I have is summers now when my children need me as construction worker/groundsman/shopper/and dogsbody, that and my hobbies limit the time available, but in winter hey ho it'll be 0400-2000 every day if I'm still here of course. By the way Damage I've noticed too that the ladies 1/. Don't talk much when playing (normally can't stop them) 2/. Are good shots 3/. Are tactical and most importantly 4/. Do not get excited in play, I've learned more from the ladies than the men who every time run headlong at their guns and surprisingly die. As the old old joke goes with the two bulls = young one, 'lets run across and make love to one of those cows', old one 'lets walk across and make love to them all', on the tactical maps they win all the time.

Tru Dat!!!!!!!

No country is safe from this type of inhuman behavior. These individuals don't care about human life including their own. Sono is correct that there has been attacks in Canada but not to the same degree as in Europe. Stay safe my British friends and my thoughts are prayers are with those who lost loved ones.

!fu Luke lol

I am so turned on reading this... wanna make out?

Heres 1

I personally wanna hear more about these one night stands.