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It was good; gonna have to freeze 1/2 of it. Sauce, noodles, ricotta, mozzarella, sauce, noodles, ricotta, mozzarella, sauce, noodles, mozzarella, sauce, mozzarella, parmesan. Recipe: https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/23600/worlds-best-lasagna/ Added some bacon drippings & a few other modicfications.7 points
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A friend of mine bought a huge Rottweiler to protect her when her husband died She got out of the shower one day, bent down to dry her toes, and the dog jumped on her and 'rogered' her from behind. So she took it to the vets and explained what had happened I understand, said the vet, you want me to put him to sleep ?? Fuck no she said, I want you to cut his claws4 points
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old cars
ANGU5 and 3 others reacted to Billymilano for a topic
My R5 GTT phase 1 1987. T2/25 hybrid turbo (MD14R Turbodynamics)Pace intercooler.K tec T4 actuator.MBCP oil lead turbo.Renix 209 + knocksensor.Bollenracing blowoff valve.SFS silicone hoses.Powersprint Gr N exaustsysteem (rvs).Mongoose downpipe .Bigbore turbo elbow.Mocal oilcoolerkit .Upgrade thermocontact+thermostaat.Lamdasonde air/fuel meter.Gr A carb with 135 mainjet.GT Tuning lobsterback.GT tuning strutbrace.K tec turbo heatshield.Reichard Racing cartervent.NGK racing spark plugs.K&N airintake.Koni yellow shocks rear.FK full race shocks front.4 points -
Rotation 3a 23 maps Put in rotation 02 02 19 dadda2 map_cargoship map mp_agx_contra map mp_blackrock map mp_crossroads map mp_storage map mp_townville map mp_wasted map mp_4t4scrap map mp_barnyard map mp_arbor_day map mp_burgundy_v2 map mp_compact map mp_monastery_b1 map mp_forlorn map mp_ghettostomp map mp_hillside map mp_insurgency map mp_kamakura map mp_lobby_fsd map mp_beta map mp_fr_street map mp_ravine map mp_dahar map mp_vacant maps are in the downloader server will need restart admin please post this thread when done enjoy4 points
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When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy. "And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?" "Well," says the first nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger." "OK," says St. Peter, "dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven." The next nun admits, "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit." "OK," says St. Peter, "rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into heaven." Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to cut in front. "Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter. "Well, your excellency," says the nun who is trying to improve her position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her ass in it."3 points
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Earlier tonight I was enjoying a game of FTag when my good lady brought a nice cup of coffee to me at my Desk (She Loves me lol). But my joy only lasted a couple of seconds my bloody dogs came rushing in from the yard and boom coffee everywhere my keypad was soaked. So for the last 2 hours I have been taking the thing apart and drying it out. When I say it was soaked I mean it was swimming. Luckily for me its a mechanical Keypad but cleaning and drying all the little parts was a nightmare. But it now works again So my advice when you have 3 huge dogs no drinks at the desk DO NOT BE AN IDIOT like me3 points
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Thank God you told them it was 'coffee' ?3 points
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I had something similar happen to me last year. I got my coffee and sat down at my desk and turned my pc on. I came to the XI website. I clicked on a thread and I got to a post and I was taking a mouthful of coffee when I was reading the post I busted out laughing so hard I spit my coffee out. There was coffee all over everything my desk, monitor, mouse and keyboard. Gull dang @RobMc LOL hahaha3 points
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Unfortunately there is really no better solution to balancing the teams.... an admin is in the game though, if the balance gets too whacked, can move players.3 points
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Auto assign
Hunter1948 and 2 others reacted to baldie for a topic
Yes but auto assign will sort that once the round is finished. I personally do not mind gives me more people to shoot at (and usually miss) ?. like I said if people are leaving because of that why are they gaming. its a game its random its supposed to be fun if everything was perfect all the time people would still find time to moan about something3 points -
Pigdog, Chknfngr and friends bundle up for the winter (Link goes to Facebook video)2 points
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server restarted 1:57am pst thanks dadda2 points
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Sir @baldie, the first joke, while bordering on "blasphemy," was funny as Hell. Lol--forgive the oxymoron, as if going to "Hell" could be funny. The second one, sir, was both funny and gross at the same time, if that's at all possible. Lol, yet again (ibid). Ayaq2 points
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Auto assign
Hunter1948 and one other reacted to Merlin007 for a topic
Guessing you are referring to FT? Auto assign keeps the teams random which in turn helps keep the teams more even and has been this way for as long as I can remember.2 points -
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Hello DM2 fans and players! This weeks rotations feature the following maps: Small Map Rotation mp_agx_shinu, mp_breakout, mp_crate_yard, mp_cw_abandoned, mp_dome, mp_hhk_yokora, mp_killhouse, mp_meatgrinder, mp_radiorelay, mp_snr_kassel, mp_yuko Medium Map Rotation mp_78kitchen, mp_agx_depot1_night, mp_akushima, mp_ax_dawnville, mp_bf1942_berlin, mp_byalistok, mp_cav_slated, mp_cw_breakout, mp_dawnville, mp_dock_assault, mp_enigmaoff, mp_gits_harbor, mp_jsvacant, mp_louret, mp_montelimar, mp_nijmegen, mp_powcamp_n, mp_rb, mp_snr_matmata, mp_snrwcarentan, mp_toujane_rmk, mp_xfire_bay Large Map Rotation mp_78townville, mp_agx_psel, mp_assault, mp_beltot, mp_byalistok, mp_claremont, mp_cw_pacific, mp_ederdam, mp_gustav, mp_kursk, mp_lsb_gloomy_moor, mp_normandie, mp_panzerschlacht_02e, mp_river_09b, mp_shrine, mp_snr_arnhemwt, mp_stronghold, mp_trenchville, mp_vm_jungle, mp_winter_crash Now before you ship off to WWII, rock out to Queen with Play The Game1 point
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In my opinion Auto assign works perfectly , keeps teams even, keeps teams Fair and generally stops all the best players going on the same team. It has worked for over ten years so why change it , I for one would stop playing if it was removed because it mixes things up gives you the chance to play with everyone and keeps things fun. Generally if people leave the server because of something like that well maybe they should go back to playing with their Playstation and leave the PC gaming to the big boys and girls. we do not need to hold the hands of our friends and generally play well with others.1 point
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Just to give a bit of an update on this whole mess ... My BP is still VERY high 169/109 last night meaning 1-31 got sent to the ER from work the Er wanted me to but put in the hospital but all I want was to go home and rest so I told them please let me go home i would call my dr 1st thing in the morning . I did and I went in BP was still really high my Dr took it 2 times and said if this last time it was still high I was going to the hospital no question because it was stoke leaves high ... Well it came but still not great so we change all of my meds again and i have till the 5th to get this under control if it's no better by then I will be put in the hospital ... Still need your prayers... Thanks1 point
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maps that set off issues with ambient sound. Sounds like you have a few. So I was thinking along this line set scr_kill_music "1" or set scr_enable_music "0" or the way I'm trying to get it to work set scr_enable_music_mp_jordan4 "0" Well something along those lines just a thought1 point
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New Garys Mod server is up
BlackRose reacted to Pingfuzzboi for a topic
Ive attached screenshots below. 1. Click options. It will bring up options menu. Scroll down and find Toggle develope console. Bind this to the tilda key or the ~ under esc on your keyboard. 2. Click "advanced" next to the "Use Defaults". Check mark the "Enable dev console" 3. Click on Find Multiplayer game in the main menu. It will bring up what screenshot 3 looks like. 4. Click Legacy browser at the bottom, then hit the tilda key. It will open the console [The giant grey box].Type in the whiteline at the bottom "connect 192.223.24.53; password hello101" You may experience some addon download time but as soon as you load in send me a PM whenever, ill be around for a bit. Apologies for the late reply, wasn't notified on my email. >.<1 point -
She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like. I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'1 point
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@dadda2 can you make sure we have the right version loaded and the other one removed so it doens't get loaded again. If the correct version is loaded and we are still having issues then @Labob do you still have the original map file so you can alter either the sounds and the spawn points? @Crack I agree that Members should have more say on what happens in and with the servers. Have a great weekend and if you end up on TV make sure you mention you're part of >XI<, the greatest gaming clan in the world1 point
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