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As some of you may know last Thursday my wife Kathy suffered a stroke. she has been in Hospital the past week and undergone many many tests. They have let her come home. she has feeling back on her left hand side but still is suffering from some memory loss. she will have to have surgery on a vain in her neck to increase the blood flow to her brain. the bad news is even with memory loss she remembers me. so i just ask for prayers at this moment in time. thank you all for reading

You can pray all you want but that only makes you feel good. The only thing that is going to stop this kinda bullshit is keep people from certain country's out of the USA and you know that ain't going to happen.

Please keep these people in your thoughts as this terror attack that has just happened in New York City 8 dead. http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/31/us/new-york-shots-fired/index.html

This bastard - and an earlier terrorist - got here through what's called the Diversity Immigrant Visa program, a perfect example of the distorted rationality employed by the left. The program is a lottery that randomly grants 50,000 permanent resident visas annually to persons who come from countries with low rates of immigration in the five prior years. But why would you want to do that? Why just pick people at random to become permanent U.S. residents? The answer is, "to diversity the immigrant population," say people like Sen. Schumer. But why would you want to do that? Of what benefit is it to America, or more to the point, to American citizens, to "diversify the immigrant population?" Shouldn't eligibility for permanent residency be based on what a would-be immigrant can offer America, like particular job skills for instance? Shouldn't entry into the U.S. be merit based rather than at random? Congress should immediately shut this program down and apologize for enacting it in the first place.

I am happy it is in Nashville. Dark and me only live two in half hours away. We will probably be bring our little man. He is 8 months all ready. I can't believe it all. He is getting so big. It won't let me upload a newer picture.

Dates should be finalized in the next couple weeks

This is Week 44 of 2017, but I don't think this is the place to ask that.

That’s it. Your banned from jokes

Das Boot is back in the form of a mini series. Picking up where the last one left off. Hope it is as good or better than the movie. Cause the movie was freaking Awesome! http://news.sky.com/story/german-u-boat-real-star-of-new-second-world-war-drama-11108070?dcmp=snt-sf-twitter

I'll try to get the 1 month Web site registration requirement waived since you have gamed with us for almost as long as I've been a member. I'll PM you.

Its so unbelievable what goes on these days.....and you were right there Bosun....and I think I heard that out of the 8 dead 5 were visitors to NYC. Argentina and Belgium. The asshole lived next door to one of my customers....5 blocks from my shop. He prayed in a Mosque 1 mile from my shop. He rented the Home Depot truck in the same town. I was in south jersey last year when they put a bomb in a garbage can along a parade route and set it off.....I watched the towers fall from a friends house with a view of the City. I knew 2 people that died on 9/11.... What is going on in the world....how can people think they are making a better life by killing? Why do I stay in this high profile area....and how do I defend? Its so sad that people enjoying a beautiful day have it end so tragically. You don't know who to trust, where to walk, what to say, who to wave to, who to shoot at.... Thoughts and prayers to all the affected but I have to agree with Beers....

Just a day late...but funny none the less Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!" "IMPOSSIBLE !" said the groom broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself!!!!!! "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" .............................. . ..... Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy... Even these silly ....little cute............. And clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sounds to me like she's ....... ! ......been .....sweeping around!!!

Time to Ban the Instrument of his Killing, Home Depot Trucks and Uber... Right? I mean isn't that the conventional thinking from so many? Blame the Instrument or Method? So Flawed... It's gonna keep happening so be prepared as long as our Immigration Policy remains the same. Meanwhile Christian Immigrants who will completely "Blend into Western Society" from the Middle East are told" No" when it comes to getting a Visa. And you know what happens to those who buck the system in most of the Middle East? That's right, they Die for it... The experiment is Over, only allow People to Immigrate here who are Pro Freedom and not stuck in 632 AD...

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet JD - these are soooooooooooooooooooooo bad you should have known better than to post them - if Pete can't keep you in check we'll have to send over Joe C and his perverted beaver

I saw something similar, but ladies vibrating panties. Some guy had the remote and was "tingling" the wife while driving with his mom in the car! Hilarious!

Living in the USA we never were able to see the series when it was out in Europe, if it were available to the USA I would have been watching Ever see this game before? I used to play Silent Hunter 2 all of the time.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_Jx4AG2FWY

Timmahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want that time back it took to watch that

Hey..that's 20 right there.

I thought you were a member before? Anyway, get the stupid post count requirement up and I will sponsor you.

One day I want to backpack across Scotland!

Sounds just like the USA over there. Especially the part about nobody speaking english

I need a translator

Timmah! T-Timmah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Take care of her m8, this is when those wedding vows really have meaning. Prayers for you and your wife.

I couldn't have said it better!! He has been in the US since 2010. 7 years later he does this. How many of em are there? Too many!!! Get em all out!!

See how angry your pc is when you went on vacation and left it home alone, lol.

I was walking along that street 6 weeks ago ... Really brings it home to me. I hope the injured recover quickly.

I scored 14

What do you call scared wood? PETRIFIED!!!

A nun gets into a cab and notices that the driver can't stop staring at her. So she asks him why is he staring and he answers, "I have a question I need to ask you but I don't want to offend you." The nun replies, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you have had a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." The cab driver hesitates for a moment and then says, "Well it's like this; I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me." The nun replies, "Ok well, let's see what we can do about that, shall we. There are two conditions though - firstly you have to be single and secondly you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, yes! I am single and I'm Catholic too!" The nun then says, "Ok then, pull into the next alley." The cab driver does so and the nun duly goes ahead and fulfills his fantasy. They get back on the road and start driving again, but the cab driver soon starts to cry. The nun sees this and asks him, "My dear child, pray tell, why are you crying?" The cab driver says, "You must forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied to you - I must confess that I'm married and I'm also Jewish." The nun laughs and says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

i spemt two years in bagram Afghanistan

Yes London is in the UK Frenchi but we don't class that as being British anymore, nobody speaks English in London....you could live there lol

@Sonovabich Well I used to live in Wooler so I guess that puts me at #4 I can't see what's that good about Edinburgh though apart from the Tattoo ... and the pubs....

Circled in your lipstick color, SOB? I wonder where they come up with their "disposable" income numbers. Over half of my income is automatically disposed of by insurance and property taxes. Maybe I should emigrate to York?

7 is a lucky number SOB,and you have the word Darling in your towns name.You know as "she's a little darling,aint she" LOL.

Welcome to XI. Cheers

welcome in the house

welcome in in the Xi Family

At last I,m home, my house is now my hospital complete with real hospital bed, living downstairs and guess what my computer is upstairs. Will be a couple of weeks before I resume hostilities, missed you all a lot, hate typing on these tablets, will send pictures and more details when I settle down, not for the squeamish though, back soon.

Rifles sound awesome!

As long as this thing doesn’t come with a web cam. Yuk

Bahahahhaha wow man you crack me up LOL I used to work in an emergency room and one night this dude came in with a vacuum pipe stuck on his penis. He tried to give himself a blow (suck) job. I asked him how Mrs Hoover was doing. LOL He just gave me a look hahahahaha

Hey...look at your sig

What week is this?