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Phuck em if they can't take a joke!

I just went on to play on a server that had people but it is not a very good server and you are right lots of spawn raping and their guns are all messed up in my opinion. Just goes to show why playing a XI server is like nothing else out there. PHUCKEM LMAO

It’s ok. You bug people where ever you go McNugget

It has been 7 long years of gaming with the same hardware. As of late my baby has had some hiccups and some minor upgrades and such. But it's time for a new equipment. Here is what I have coming this week. Intel Core i7-8700K Coffee Lake 6-Core 3.7 GHz (4.7 GHz Turbo EVGA Z370 Classified K, 134-KS-E379-KR, LGA 1151, Intel Z370, G.SKILL F4-2133C15D-32GVR SAMSUNG 970 EVO M.2 2280 1TB PCIe Gen3. X4, NVMe 1.3 Creative Sound Blaster Zx 116dB PCIe Gaming Sound Card Evga GeForce GTX 1070Ti FTW2 SLI Acer Predator Z321QU 31.5" WQHD 165Hz HDMI DP G-Sync Curved Gaming LED Monitor noblechairs EPIC Gaming Chair - Black/White Sennheiser GAME ONE Gaming Headset for PC, MAC & Multi- EVGA SuperNOVA 1200 P2, 80+ PLATINUM 1200W, Fully Modular

you all got it wrong and im not telling lol

awww, im sory he past away... Hes a cutie... I like those pug faces.. so ugly its extremely cute And Angelz you did it again! Awesome job!

@icequeenherb and @EastCoast50, I'm not necessarily laughing at all the posts--I'm laughing at all the "FU" emojis that you two are throwing back 'n forth. That, Strapping Gent (?) of >XI<, sir, and you, you Lovely Lady of >XI<, ma'am, is why I am making my mark. The "FUs" between you two are funny, but made in great fun, I'm sure. "Surely, you must be joking." "No, I'm not joking, and stop calling me 'Shirley.'" Donna Summers, baby: "I Feel Love." Love you guys and guy-esses, in a "non-gay kinda way," of course. I had to type that for @RobMc's benefit, just for clarification . . . Lol. Ayaq

Now we know why you're not a professional comedian.

... but she has a penis.

Hi all . I am Car Technical Master and 28 Years in Job . If any Question for Europes ,Special German Cars is their please ask. I try to help as good as i can.Regards Raiden.

mp_78druglord mp_africorp_rmk mp_ambush mp_asylum mp_ax_simmerath mp_xi_nowhere mp_cw_farm mp_dawnville mp_v2bunker mp_farmhouse2 mp_hurtsum mp_montargis mp_outskirts mp_pds mp_radiorelay mp_remagen mp_southfrance5 mp_streets mp_duong mp_waterway Let me know your favorites....!! Also....I'm thinking about an end of summer event or tourney.....hit me up with ideas or interest....

Lol

Yep..... I got yours in the divorce! HAHAHAHAH. Boom. I win. lol

Tough times my little friend, be strong and you will get through it.

OMG he'll be even more deadly?

Shout out to @Angelz for the awesomely idiot-approved sig! Since @EastCoast50 has everyone convinced I attempted to poison him on several occasions I found this fitting! haha. @Mr_Wick and @spinpuppy... you guys still want that sammich? The ugly ass dog is my beloved Herbie that is part of my moniker. Thanks again Angelz! YOU ROCK.

You'll love me then xxx Hi to Lilmord

Update: I understand as soon as the fest in Brussels sobers up the redirect might get fixed Until then hang tight...as soon as I can I will change the rotation......

Gotta keep bugging them mate. You know hands down I'd be there in a flash

Here's a wonderful FU to you good sir! I am still stuck in this little slice of hell we call England

How do you turn a Lemon on? Lick its Citrus.

welcome to the clan !!

Welcome to >XI<!!

Do you have a preference/fetish ?? those long nights on that fishing boat are getting to you. love you in errrm!

hmm I think not his name and by his own words I say is Back

I noted down some maps people like to play (and don't ask to skip ) : Dawville Nowhere (of course, Merlin ! It's one of my favorites !) Matmata Caen Southern_France5 Asylum Farmhouse2 cw_farm Carentan (I don't know the exact name, but it's one Merlin added not so long ago and is from the DM server) I'll come up with some more

Your wife ??

Don't give a flying f*ck. Anyone coming through my door will be face to face with something they wish they didn't

QUESTION: You're on duty by yourself (don't How do you tell the difference between an English Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish police Officer? Don't ask why, you just are, and your Sergeant hates you) walking on a deserted street late at night. Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife and lunges at you. You are carrying your truncheon and are an expert in using it. However, you have only a split second to react before he reaches you. What do you do? ANSWER: English Police Officer: Firstly, the Officer must consider the man's human rights. 1) Does the man look poor or oppressed? 2) Has he newly arrived in this country and does not yet understand the law? 3) Is this really a knife or a ceremonial dagger? 4) Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? 5) Am I dressed provocatively? 6) Could I run away? 7) Could I possibly swing my truncheon and knock the knife out of his hand? Should I try and negotiate with him to discuss his wrong-doings? 9) Why am I carrying a truncheon anyway and what kind of message does this send to society? 10) Does he definitely want to kill me or would he be content just to wound me? 11) If I were to grab his knees and hold on, would he still want to stab and kill me? 12) If I raise my truncheon and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed if he falls over, knocks his head and kills himself? 13) If I hurt him and lose the subsequent court case, does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of my family home? Canadian Police Officer: BANG ! American Police Officer: BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! 'Click'...Reload... BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! Glasgow Police Officer: "Haw, Jimmie. Drop the knife, noo, unless you want it stuck up yer arse!"

Typical Herb. Always confrontational just like ... oh, wait ... just like spin. lol

did it go somewere

Thanks you, Wick the Dick!

It's Football Season again! An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...' After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.' Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.' Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard! Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits himself. The wife says, 'What the hell was that?' The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides

A great response that is. I feel sorry for your mom, sister(s) (if you have any), your wife (unless she is an ex) and your 12 year old son. You are one ignorant human being. Thank you to whoever runs this website for allowing the option to block ignorant people who lack morals.

Aahhh...Royalty. Thats what we need. Welcome!

That xi_nowhere is an awesome map if I do say so myself

And ya'll think I'm crazy! lol

@Snitz - while a friendly trash talk is acceptable form of having fun in the servers. Disrespecting or ignoring admins will have serious consequences. In future please do pay attention to the admins. Often times a supposedly friendly exchange turns in to a heated exchange and admins keep an eye out to discourage a hostile environment it spoils the fun for everyone.

@Raven why thank you are you trying to learn to talk how they do in the South of the USA again?

Have a nice day