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The president gets special treatment wherever he goes! That is me with the pilot, and limousine! Presidential Vist

LOL Most of us see funny pics, memes, etc. each day, I making this post to share here with others ones that you like or think are just plain funny! I seen this one this morning and couldn't stop laughing, LOL reminded me of church days with my Grand-Mother and LOL what happened if you weren't good.

I work at the airport, I am the airfield electrician..work on all the airfield lighting systems. You think they would let me that close otherwise! ???

And now he is in the hospital drinking from a straw. At least I know I would be.

Some poor guy sat in your chitz if you did do it. I can't be the Janitor on Delta too. I would be flying them bitches all over the place. https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/2018/11/06/bay-city-man-sits-feces-delta-flight-michigan/1900563002/

Not a basement, a cellar; need to come on down to the cellar to understand.

Very cool. That car and that plane is a beast. My dad got a pack of M@M off AF1 during Bill Clinton era and I ate them.

Beast is impressive, got to check it out last year when Trump was in Vietnam.

fu alpha doggy

Is there any need for new cod 5 maps, been away a while so not sure if its still played alot. If so what kinda map u guys wanna see. 1- Urban city theme 2- Africa theme 3- Military base theme 4- Forrest/jungle theme 5 - Snow map

I made a donation to the server, I really enjoy playing here. Hopefully someday I will get an invite, but if not, hope you guys stay around until i cant see anymore! I know i am not as good as some, and some maps really are hard for me to see...old age and bad eyes! LOL

I made the mistake of talking to Hxtr on the phone the other day - anyone know where I can get a few gallons of ear bleach???

OK, that explains it all and adds more assumptions. That might explain why you put your PC under your desk. I was thinking if your were in the attic, that is going to get hot. Since your in the basement.. that might be just the perfect space heater you'll need. Again nice room. Looks better clean. I might have to straiten up mine one day. I am afraid I would never find anything. BTW I wish I had a basement. They rock!

Well it is actually my basement, we have a finished basement, so I made it into my man cave. The only reason it is so neat...that's when I just finished putting it together...much more disorganized now! ????

https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/3400283180018848/

Yeah...much to neat....most of those pigeon holes dont even have stuff jammed into them....

Yeah that car is a beast for sure! Bullet proof everything! Bad ass

Confirmed, doesn't work for me as well. Even if I disable SIP. Assume that they'll be working on that for the 64-bit version if it ever arrives so it will properly allow you to grant access to the microphone in the Security & Privacy System Preference Pane:

Wow he was angry Timmah. I guess he won't be voting today. BTW !fu !fu !u !fing !f's.

Thanks brother!!! it is great to see many of you still around, like yourself... and baldie. XI has many great members. You all make XI what it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lwdgkG8j7Y

What he said.

hey alphadog my eyes are also bad, im not as good as others but taking part is where the fun is, its all for fun and team work, just run with your finger on the trigger your only freeze your self if you hit a team mate ? and enemy at the same time.?

love it.?

nice visitor or worker ?

a snakes and ladder map

I would like to see a map situated in Hell with flamethrowers and sticky frags or......... a city in the clouds with low gravity with pistols and satchel charges or........ a map where everyone is just swimming around knifing each other or....... a giant maze with fog, shotguns and transporter spots.... or whatever .....

Damn, that's what i thought Viagra was for..no wonder i cant fucking see!

Like @djMot said, the servers are red hot and going great, so some new maps would be welcome and awesome ! I like pretty much any kind too and if you have some or can find some, that would be much appreciated and great ! :) Thanks a lot for everything !

There will always be a need for new maps. Our COD5 servers are as red-hot as ever. Yes to map types 1 - 5.

OK thx so this is normal . yes im alive lol Mark?

Welcome to the Forum Alpha Dog. You will have tags someday from the sound of you but not my place to decide such things. Don't worry about being as good at others. I hadn't play many games in a while accept pocket pool. I taught myself to play in my left pocket because my right hands feels like a mans.

I send all the forum admins to Hell They dont lissen ?

'Can an admin close this thread please?' - 1 hour later - 'Responds on previous posts' - 2 hours later - 'Can an admin close this channel please?' - Repeats itself - For a judge, you seem quite fickle, HANS! ?

This is great to see you back. Never a Dull moment with HXTR around

Blimey, student days well over lol ?

Did a server restart anyone still having issues try reinstalling HLSW and I will wipe server of any iwd,s not in rotation

@Painsponge The server is back up and I can connect so give it a shot when you can and see if you can connect. If not, let Loader or I know and we'll see what we can do

There have been a few issues with regards to connecting again recently. I cannot connect to DM at all, on HLSW it's timed out and won't let me connect, even if I try to connect through the Console in the game. Yesterday afternoon there were some issues with the servers, not only the CoD2 servers, with high pings for some players. I'll make sure to get it restarted and see if that does anything, @loaderXI will have to get that bit done. I'll keep people up to date on the status of the DM server

hahaha

Warning :- this story contains sexual references which may not be suitable for anybody under the age of 18. If you are not over 18 please leave now . Click Here to Leave. It's time to tell the truth about Smurfs. You see, Smurfs are a lot like other folks; they have dreams and ambitions, deep, thoughtful conversations with each other, and good and bad times. "But," people ask, "do Smurfs have..... you know,...... *sex*?" The answer is an emphatic and resounding YES! And why shouldn't they? They're people, too. What *most* people don't know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year. Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you'd be blue, too. Once a year, in the Smurf village, flags and banners fly happily in the breeze, proclaiming that the day of the annual Smuckfest has arrived. Birds sing and the Sun comes out to watch, despite the weather Smurf's direst predictions. I guess good ol' Mr. Sun is a voyeur. In the middle of town, Papa Smurf gives a brief speech explaining the origin of the Smuckfest; how Dr. C. Everett Koop came to the village and warned all the Smurfs about AIDS. Papa Smurf knew that no one made condoms small enough for a Smurf (even though everyone knows that all male Smurfs are uniformly well-hung, for their size), so he decreed that all Smurfs would only smuck one day a year. "Smucking one day a year will help us identify any diseases we may transmit to one another, and keep them from spreading to the animals in the forest," declaimed Papa Smurf. "Besides, it will give Smurfette a chance to rest." Yes! Smurfette must rest. For, as everyone knows, Smurfette is the only female Smurf in the village, and after a full day of having vigorous, rabid sex with two hundred cunt-crazed little blue men, she needs a break. So, on the appointed day, Papa Smurf bids everyone throw their inhibitions to the wind and immerse themselves in debauchery. And, as is his privilege, Papa Smurf throws out the first throe. At his signal, Smurfette unties the skintight blue band she must use to suppress her natural bustiness, and her astounding tits spring forth into the daylight. The Sun gleams lecherously on the smooth, blue flesh, nipples crinkling in the light of day from her soon-to-be-unbridled lust. Then Smurfette shimmies out of her skirt and stands before the crowd, naked as the day she was born, save the spike-heeled white boots she has donned just for the occasion. Her long, blonde hair cascades down her back and lasciviously outlines her buttocks, clinging like a dirty old man's gaze to each curve and dimple. Her cunt winks lewdly from behind the golden shield of pubic glory, already glistening in mad anticipation of each and every raging rod it would receive that day. And receive them gladly it would, for hers is the indefatigable furburger, and she hungered for the sauce blended in the heat of passion. Smurfette turns to Papa Smurf and lifts her stupendous breasts with their turgid nipples to his lips. He takes each one, in turn, into his mouth, where his tongue dances the Fabulous Fandango around the areolae, as Smurfette moans like a cat in heat. Then, when poor Smurfette can take no more, Papa Smurf drops to his bony little knees and sprinkles his magic deSmurfilating dust on Smurfette's engorged cunt lips. Presto! The lovely blonde braiding material falls from her, leaving her shaved smooth as a hard-boiled egg. "Oh, Papa Smurf!" she cries. "Encore!! Encore!!", as she writhes in anticipation of the Fabulous Furless Fandango danced 'round her pulsating pussy. Papa Smurf does not disappoint the damsel in distress; he slides his hands under her tight little blue ass and parts her moistness with his thumbs. As the hot, funky juices begin to run down his arms, he plunges tongue-first and tonsil-deep into her wiggling womanhood. Smurfette gasps as the talented tongue begins to do its magic, and her cunt clutches at it like a baby bird after a worm. Cradling his head to her crotch, Smurfette's hips begin to slowly grind and twitch, for Papa Smurf's tongue has unerringly found her S-spot, and Smurfette begins the slow, hot, agonizing rise to ecstasy. "Oh, make me smurf, baby, make me smurf!", she pants, each stroke of his tongue causing her to throb and clutch. As Smurfette's moans and cries rise in pitch higher and higher, the crowd gazes in amazement at the mighty mound of meat struggling to escape from Papa Smurf's pants. This, then, is the legendary Trouser Titan, bulging forth in a determined attempt to split the barrier. Just when Smurfette is certain that she will die from sheer sensory overload, Papa Smurf flings off his Levis and frees the Magnificent Heat-Seeking Moisture Missle from its cradle. Maddened with blind lust, Smurfette hurls Papa Smurf to the platform and leaps shrieking into the air, landing unerringly on his Titanic Totem. Suddenly filled, Smurfette's cunt explodes in a monster orgasm, the force of which propels her screaming into the air again and again, each time plummeting her onto the Potent Purple Pecker and triggering another climax. Before Smurfette can achieve orbit, Papa Smurf grab her legs and pulls her to the ground. Swiftly, he stands, pulling her to her knees. Gasping in awe, Smurfette gets a head-on view of his hard-on, glistening in the light like a war staff. The sight of this shining stud is too much for Smurfette, who immediately grabs both of Papa smurf's bulging balls in her hands and pulls him to her waiting mouth. With preternatural skill and primeval hunger, Smurfette devours the monster cock, licking and sucking like a starving child with an ice cream cone. His ass knotting like a sailor's anchor rope, Papa Smurf pounds into Smurfette's mouth with furious strokes. As he reaches his blazing climax, he forces Smurfette to take all thirteen and 7/8ths inches of blue tube steak and fires round after pulsing round of blue goo down her ravenous throat. "Hurray!!", shouts the crowd. "Now it's OUR turn!!" Suddenly the town square erupts with scenes of azure carnality, as 200 tiny blue asses appear in the sunlight. 200 raging cocks swarm toward Smurfette's waiting and ever-willing cunt, ready to make her scream for mercy as they scream for more. 400 bouncing balls follow each other toward the nearest available orifice, making Smurfette wish there were more of her. Those lucky enough to find access to Smurfette's fabulous form begin their crazed humping, as others find their schlongs being stroked as fast as she can grab. Those whose time will come later are coming now, as their friends clutch lustily at their forbidden fruits, flinging frothy fuck-foam far and wide. Up the ass! Down the throat! Backhand, forehand, underhand, in the armpit or behind the knee, the Smurfs erupt in a display of orgasmic prowess to shame the most devoted student of the Kama Sutra. Soon the street become hazardous to navigate (and navigate one must), as the square gets deeper and deeper in the collective come. Hour after hour, the orgy rampages on. Gradually, as night falls, the screams of orgasmic ecstasy turn to the moans and sighs of deep contentment, with the occasional whimper from an over-enthusiastic sodomite. Soon all is quiet, as Smurf helps Smurf back to Home and Preparation H. Tubes of Chap-Stick are quickly distributed to soothe aching lips, and aloe gel is applied (as are lips, if it is too stimulating) to the citizen's members to ease the burning. As the exhausted (and completely sated) Smurfs lie in sexual stupor, gentle rains come (not them, too!) to wash away all traces of the fleshfest that was. And you wondered why Smurfs are always in such a good mood... (THE END)

nice to know your alive and with us and haven't lost your sense of humor.

You SUCK! But you, never Swallowed! Get real HXTR, afraid to mention me? Weren't YOU the one that check out light switches and glitches in the past? Remember what I said after? FU!

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Why wouldn't he...He could collect snowflakes.. But they melt..