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Angelz will love this lol! It had been snowing all night. So at 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman 8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere 8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead 8:22 The transgender person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts 8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.. 8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa 8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended 8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role 8:43 The Government equalities officer arrived and threatened me with eviction 8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist. 9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices... My children are taken by social services 9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today and it's getting worse.

alright then, consider some new maps comming to our XI servers Already started on a North Africa based map. Gonna try to implement also the Afrika core uniforms (if they are around ) for this one. Stay tuned

Is there any need for new cod 5 maps, been away a while so not sure if its still played alot. If so what kinda map u guys wanna see. 1- Urban city theme 2- Africa theme 3- Military base theme 4- Forrest/jungle theme 5 - Snow map

Just went into aLL SERVERS AND SEEMS FINE TO ME

Not sure if I have a say or not since I am not an >XI< member but new maps are always great and #1 - #5 sound awesome!!! I enjoy your servers a lot and do appreciate everyone that works so hard at keeping them running because I think I'd go crazy if they weren't there any more!! Great servers! Great custom maps! Great players! Fantastic job to everyone from mappers, admins, moderators, members that take care of the forums, clan members that are helpful and always make me laugh and have a great time! <---------not sure why these won't show up anymore when I post.... ?

LOL Most of us see funny pics, memes, etc. each day, I making this post to share here with others ones that you like or think are just plain funny! I seen this one this morning and couldn't stop laughing, LOL reminded me of church days with my Grand-Mother and LOL what happened if you weren't good.

Idk why it took me so long, but finally did it. Not sure if you can look up how long I have been playing on your Insurgency servers but I wouldn't be surprised if it was long over a year. I recently decided to draw back on the video game playing but one day I decided to play insurgency and got the pop up about the model 10 competition.... and that free copy of Sandstorm will be mine! So if you see a guy running only a revolver there is a good chance it is me. Um, basic stuff about me: Dude, 20's, mostly listen to 80's music, watch science channel, stupid crap on TruTv, basic channel dramas, love beer so much that I have a instagram dedicated to beer, have a beast PC with a meh graphics card, play Pokemon tcg, love firearms, patriotic ??. Glad to finally be here and cant wait to chat more.

The president gets special treatment wherever he goes! That is me with the pilot, and limousine! Presidential Vist

Cause insurgency is for the cool kids ?

This would even be funnier if it wasn't true

my face book name is bob shatt

So sad but bloody true. ???

no it wasn't be bitch

Heyyyyyyyyyyyy timmahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! I have something for u ?

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Made this desktop for anyone who wishes to use it.

Birds regularly shit on my mercedes (get it?)

Must be peacepuppy a.k.a. @Wardogs411

Not a basement, a cellar; need to come on down to the cellar to understand.

Counting the days until the game is afoot again. I'll be there as much as I can get away with (darn life, work, sleep, etc. messing with my gaming fun.) It may not be a perfect game, but imho it is cool enough to play and that is all that matters - YEHAW!

Thanks man, I gotter worked out!

8:10: Im busy right now. But you can make a snow woman at your home, in whichever manner that you think appropriate, and maybe my snowman will drop by for some ice coffee later. Unless your snow woman is in an existing relationship with another snowman... or woman... in which case mine will thank yours for the offer but decline. He's not interested in sticking his carrot nose where it doesnt belong.

Haha thank you. I appreciate the briefing on the rules, I will try my best to keep my tongue as clean as possible

Welcome Helio, Insurgency is a great game. Enjoy the forums as well. We have clean restrooms, clean servers (accept for the bathing habits of some visitors) and a squeaky clean forum. So no cussing at all. Words like fuck, shit, dick, ass even crap will get your in trouble . BTW if you get a speeding ticket, I know a @Judge so make sure your get it on one of the XI servers or in the forums. One last thing as for the restrooms, I aim to please, your aim would be much appreciated. I'm just the janitor not a member btw.

All we can do is laugh at it now. Our course has been set. Let's make the best of it.

One vote for Wardogs One vote for Thunder One vote for the the Thunder Birds? Or some birds who hate Mercedes? I'm lost here. We have "not it wasn't bunch of damn bitches" defense vote from Wardogs411. This is a shitty touch case to solve. Them finger condoms would come in handy right now.

Timmah I wasted my time paying attention and the damn House lose. I blame you Chile, I BLAME YOU and Timmah!!! hahahaha BTW !FU have a wonderful Fall.

Welcome to the forums

Welcome to the forums!

I like all of them, new maps are always fun to explore. Any of them would be a great addition!!

Can always use new maps. cod5 not going anywhere. any of the 5 themes are welcome. Very much appreciated icey.

Timmah, I heard yours was a dungeon!

Pain, just install HLSW and when in the program, use the pull down like I show here in the picture. Just type in the IP and port info and HLSW will populate the server list for you.

What he said.

Same here 1-5 maps .

#1 just like you. lol

Like @djMot said, the servers are red hot and going great, so some new maps would be welcome and awesome ! I like pretty much any kind too and if you have some or can find some, that would be much appreciated and great ! :) Thanks a lot for everything !

All ways room for new maps and thank you. I like # 4 myself but that maybe just me. I want to say thanks for everything you do. PS I only play freeze tag.

There will always be a need for new maps. Our COD5 servers are as red-hot as ever. Yes to map types 1 - 5.

Just when you thought it was safe to go out again Zombie Fart comes back to the DM Custom Maps 2 server! We were happy to see him again and he picked up right where he left off. ? ?