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I just laughed out loud because... I'm not proud to say it, but it's so true !

Was asked to post this to see if people would like to try it. It is the map fabrika but with a tunnel and a few extra rooms.

That's correct. The average is 5, and contrary to popular belief not all women can handle very large sized penises. Just putting that out there. Now if your tongue is wagging pretty fine....then you will be A ok. ?

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Turned out great. Too big for one pan, so cut them in 1/2 for 2 pans. Chicago Steak seasoning, brown sugar; baked @ 250F for 4 hours, wrapped in foil. Then turned-up oven to 350, removed foil & baked for another 1/2 hour, basting 3X.

I have been away for a while had a move then had to rebuild my computer. Going to start being around more since i got my computer put back together.

please welcome WldPenguin she has moved up from admin to head admin in cod 4 she works a lot behind the scenes so this promotion is well deserved welcome again

P.S. a church mouse probably makes poor Chile look bad. ??

You guys have egg plants instead of a penis???? No wonder you talk funny!!!

THEY ALL FIT.DON'T THEY?

Hey no delusions buddy, hard fact, our pioneering spirit had us rule most of the world and we started the Industrial Revolution, with great engineering and invention. However our socialist utopia now has us terrified of our own shadows, everything you say is now offensive to some minority, freedoms have long gone and the sad thing is that people are totally unaware of it and think it normal. We are ripe for the picking, no one ever learns through history, these are facts you can check, the Royal Navy the most powerful in the world for centuries does not have enough men to man what few vessels remain nor enough money to put to sea more than a few weeks a year. We put so called refugees in better housing than we do our troops, god forbid they kill someone as they will end up in court, we currently have two policeman on murder charges for using their tasers when on duty etc etc etc. The following old joke sums up the current situation perfectly, you all keep a bed for me over there, I may yet need it in my lifetime. Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy." Hardy: "Aye, aye sir." Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to Flags. What's the meaning of this?" Hardy: "Sorry sir?" Nelson (reading aloud): "' England expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability.' - What gobbledegook is this?" Hardy: "Admiralty policy, I'm afraid, sir. We're an equal opportunities employer now. We had the devil's own job getting ' England ' past the censors, lest it be considered racist." Nelson: "Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco." Hardy: "Sorry sir. All naval vessels have now been designated smoke-free working environments." Nelson: "In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the mainbrace to steel the men before battle." Hardy: "The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. Its part of the Government's policy on binge drinking." Nelson: "Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we'd better get on with it ........... full speed ahead." Hardy: "I think you'll find that there's a 4 knot speed limit in this stretch of water." Nelson: "Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in history. We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow's nest please." Hardy: "That won't be possible, sir." Nelson: "What?" Hardy: "Health and Safety have closed the crow's nest, sir. No harness; and they said that rope ladders don't meet regulations. They won't let anyone up there until a proper scaffolding can be erected." Nelson: "Then get me the ship's carpenter without delay, Hardy." Hardy: "He's busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the foredeck Admiral." Nelson: "Wheelchair access? I've never heard anything so absurd." Hardy: "Health and safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier-free environment for the differently abled." Nelson: "Differently abled? I've only one arm and one eye and I refuse even to hear mention of the word. I didn't rise to the rank of admiral by playing the disability card." Hardy: "Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is under represented in the areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency." Nelson: "Whatever next? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons." Hardy: "A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and safety won't let the crew up the rigging without hard hats. And they don't want anyone breathing in too much salt - haven't you seen the adverts?" Nelson: "I've never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell the men to stand by to engage the enemy." Hardy: "The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral." Nelson: "What? This is mutiny!" Hardy: "It's not that, sir. It's just that they're afraid of being charged with murder if they actually kill anyone. There's a couple of legal-aid lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks." Nelson: "Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?" Hardy: "Actually, sir, we're not." Nelson: "We're not?" Hardy: "No, sir. The French and the Spanish are our European partners now. According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn't even be in this stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation." Nelson: "But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil." Hardy: "I wouldn't let the ship's diversity co-ordinator hear you saying that sir. You'll be up on disciplinary report." Nelson: "You must consider every man an enemy, who speaks ill of your King." Hardy: "Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age. Now put on your Kevlar vest; it's the rules. It could save your life" Nelson: "Don't tell me - health and safety. Whatever happened to rum, sodomy and the lash?" Hardy: As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu! And there's a ban on corporal punishment." Nelson: "What about sodomy?" Hardy: "I believe that is now legal, sir." Nelson: "In that case............................... kiss me, Hardy."

Add a ride on the train and we have a deal.

That's because you come from an "Imperialistic Empire," full of lust, and greed, and thoughts of world-conquest, and "Delusions of Grandeur . . .!! You Brits gonna invade us a "third" time? (Crap, here comes Yoda . . .): "HHHHMMMMMMNNNNN!!!!????!!!" Just kidding, buddy. Nothing directed at you, personally. It was only "rhetorical." LMFAO!!! We Americans love our "Staunchest Allies," and "GOOD" will always over-come "evil." Ayaq EDIT: Had to, because we, as "civilized nations," have to combat evil. The Battle is not over, yet . . . and I wish it would be, soon. I can't understand why we collectively spend trillions of dollars on military budgets, trying to find a better way to kill each other, when there's cancer and other diseases to cure, and so many hungry . . . And, why are we spending billions of dollars on ways to "colonize" Mars, when we have our own problems to fix here, on our planet, Mother Earth? Our Mother is weeping . . . Ayaq

Got a link? edit:NM, on youtube page.

cod4 would like to do another round but im not sure if we have enough ppl that have cod4,,because it would be on cod4 server. So do you have cod4 and would you play, It would be on sunday.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/10383843/average-uk-penis-size-official-nhs-research/ I suppose our dates off Queenie ?? Suppose we're twice the size of Chile on the bright side

We can't Believe any of that until its proven. Just sayin .....just sayin.

Omg I'm Asian ????

hey man as long as they enjoy it what's the problem ? ?

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!! Finished off the weekly stash by Today!!!

ROFLMFAO

yes he said it was the same map "BUT" with a tunnel and a few extra rooms lol

Happy Birthday and have a great day

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, gentlemen (I hope you're all gentlemen, I know @luke144 IS NOT!!), Happy Birthday!!! LMAO, just kidding, Luke!!! Luke!!! Hmm? Lol. Ayaq

That's the one I am used to playing. Have not seen it in awhile. I liked it

Howzit: I'm Butch58. I am a retired salt farmer ??. I live in Northern California, but home to me is the Island of Hawaii?. I've been playing on XI servers for over 10 years. Over the years I've played different PC & console games from flight sims, World of Tanks/Warships, to quest games. I started playing on the COD 2 server, then to the COD4 server from time to time. You will find me mostly on the XI COD WAW freeze tag server. What brought me to play on the XI server were two things. The "XtremeIdiots code of conduct" was the first. I figured if a clan that goes by "XtremeIdiots" has a code of conduct, plays by it, & stands by it. Well I want to be an XtremeIdiot when I grow up. The second thing that kept me playing on the XI servers is the XI clan members. They are a good group of people , and I enjoy my time on the servers with them. Even ones that are No Good Dirty Back Shooting GWN Hoser, or the Sneaky Back Stabbing Goddess that likes to plant her knife?️in me every chance she gets, and not to leave out the impolite youngster that can't remember to use Mr. when calling me an "Old F*#ker". Well if this introduction doesn't get me a head shot from one of my fellow players the next time i'm playing COD, I guess I have to do better on my next post.

Speak for you ! ... lol, I'm just kidding @Morris, of course ! We're ALL idiots and not just regular idiots, but Xtreme ones !

Again, congratulations Penguin ! Well deserved ! ??

Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening to you ! some of you may know me in-game , but for those who don't , I'm Raden, hey nice to meet you. A little info about myself, I live in the Caribbean and i'm 21 years young. I've been gaming for about 8 years, mainly playing cod4. I started off playing regular hardcore and eventually i discovered Promod and was hooked. Since then i've meet alot of players over the time and was involved in about 12 top clans, most of which i eventually became an admin. I joined a competitive promod clan later on and participated in friendly tournaments all the time. I eventually got tired of it and decided to stop competitive cod4 and with all the years of experience in gaming, managing and administrating clans i decided to start my own, i named it 3P!C Gaming (lol cheesy i know right). I had a custom promod SND server up and running, I got a website developed and it was booming, unfortunately it only lasted a few months due to the cost of maintaining a server and i couldn't afford it at the time due to still being a student in school without any job. Some more time passed by and alot of my friends and cod4 players in general started playing CSGO and clans started dying and players started leaving. Even i quit playing at a point, i had alot going on with school and life and i just simply didn't have the time for games anymore. Fast forward about a year after and i decided to come back to cod4 in my free time for various reasons, mainly just a leisure for me in my free time, but when i came back all the servers i usually played at was gone...... except for modded game type servers (zombies,codjumper and well of course Freezetag). I started playing FreezeTag on {ESC} and stepped over to XI not to long after. Since then almost daily ive been in XI Freezetag playing and i really enjoy the the community, the dumb jokes are always a great laugh, its always a fun time and just like everyone else i do have my time when i say some really dumb shit just for the laughs. Well thats about it for now, if you made it this far i appreciate the read. See you in-game !

No nothing so grand as that. My work hours were crazy so I just was not playing. I am retired now so I have lots of time to play.

I was literally going to say the same thing. I had the issue with teamviewer saying that my licence expired even when you uninstall it and reinstall it AnyDesk program was made by ex teamviewer developers , it does the same thing at the end of the day.

Congratulations mate

Just spent a week in Cuba with the wifey and NO kids this time!!! Had an amazing time!!! got shittered a few times! the highlight of the trip was swimming with the dolphins and getting launched 10+ ft in the air! A few pics of the vacay Now this guy here, his name is Yadil, he looks after us like we are kings and queens. Our last night he came to say goodbye to us, shook everyones hand and when he got to me he gave me a huge hug and said to me "I love you brother and god bless you and your Familia" I reciprocated and told him we love coming to that resort because he makes us feel like Family and not guests. We were both a little red eyed and I look at my wifes friend and she is crying watching us LOL. Made some honest connections there, many many people remembered us from last year. Was so amazing!!! And this fucker here LOL, last year my wife adopted him as her "Cubano Husband" all in good fun. We laugh and joke about it. I was having a snuggle with wifey in the pool and I hear from behind me "Hey Fucker, get your hands off my wife" He is an amazing human inside and out even hooked me up with 2 bottles of rum to take home! We will be going back again to this same resort next year for sure for a third time!!! Stormy

Congrats!

Welcome Penguin!!! I know you work hard on what you do

Laughing my frickin' and proverbial-arse off, buddy!!!! Damn fat typing fingers!!! I meant "yarns," to wit: I shot da-frickin' caribou from 700 "yarns" away . . . Happy? Hmm? Lol, nice catch, bud, on a rare "AyaqGuyaq" grammatical/typo-graphical/possibly-diametrical (Hmm?) mistake . . . Humbly yours, Ayaq . . . Hmm?

Hmmmmm ....

Definitely a long time coming and a great addition for the Head Admins of COD4, fantastic! Congrats @WldPenguin!!!

That is a link to a 5 year old thread. ?

As am I banned for years now...Fuckem we are now sitting on the largest COD2 map repository on the web They have been gone in my mind

They should of contacted us and we would of teamed up with them and kept it going.

It's time East Coast.....it's time........ to fire that thing up !! (your Strat) , you're retired now and have time no excuses.....so,go out and buy a Mesa Boogie combo amp and rock out you, retired old geezer ....Like Geezer Butler that is ...

Aussie blokes are bigger than UK and US .... just sayin, just sayin... https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/1638214/average-size-penis-around-world-africa/

My buddy @AyaqGuyaq has me worried, I feared this when he moved to the ' lower 49', he's used to rough action, wrestling bears, hunting seals etc and of course probably longs for his beloved moose. He is too quiet lately, I fear the most dangerous of all animals has stalked and trapped him - a woman ! it has all the signs, fleeting visits to the forum while he hurries back to the clutches of his tormentor, plying him with kisses and cooking. Swapping his sled for some form of transport called an uber was the beginning of the end, next it's a slippery slope to after shave and manicures, the guns will go, replaced by a vacuum cleaner, and the biggest adventure will be Walmart. Snap out of it buddy, you don't realise the long term effects on your health and bank balance.

LOL I'm still banned from there I have to think you were to Boss.. They did have some old posts that were worth a good read. So in terms of the mapping community were losing some great tuts but that site has been dead for years. I think it will be for the good get whats left all going to a couple of sites. So at least those sites will stay afloat. Its all good noob